@ PavySometimes the most unprofessional photoshops are the funniest...
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@ Pavy
Sometimes the most unprofessional photoshops are the funniest...Comment -
Everyone on a fukkin roll tonight
Put the drinks downComment -
can't get my mind off getting sand stacked, told my gf about it....and she was just worried about getting sand on the new couch eventuallyComment -
nothing is like the woods behind a nude beach. just a bunch of emotionless guys wandering around, almost like the ppl in vice city just walking back in forth with no expressions whatsoever. sometimes its hard to tell what a guy is really there for, why is he acting like starman. soon enough u learn the proper way to communicate and u get what u came forComment -
Kolzig you just blew my mindComment -
u get used to it. the first few times i went i didnt even participate. i was really getting a feel for the ethos of the place. plus i was charting my pulse rate and its tough to do anything while dragging along a backpack and an oximeter ect. funny thing is that by about the 5th wednesday i went (always wednesdays) some of the same faces were starting to become somewhat contentious. how many times can i go and just watch? was i doing research, police ect? so by that time i had to really throw myself into it. not that there is any "club" or initiation or anything like that. but i had to get more involved or i risk throwing off a real delicate balance. and let me tell u its not e z. my first time i was hyperventilating and weeping a bit which was way too much noise. its a very peaceful place, u can hear the waves gently drum in against the beach, a few smaller rodents scurry around the forest. some twigs break in succession as two engage in activity ect. so for me to start a scene was a real no no. and that was ok the next few times i went i inhaled a lithium mix before i left my grandmothers house and it kicked in when i got to the beach. could be a bit dangeous cause sometimes im not sure if im fastened in before contact if u know what i mean. but im pretty sure im safe, and i think im probably ok.Comment -
Just a bunch of dudes wandering around naked and you get what you came for.Originally posted by KingKolzig
Just what did you go there for?
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Kolzigger..... I want more of what you are havingComment -
It is funny when you see a mix of guys and girls nude, it is sooo easy to tell the guys that have not been laid
Every mother fukker is hard a rock for 4 hrs, I was there once and it is amazing how these guys cocks did not go down
Guys try everything to hide it to
but it is impossible
Hey you fuks if you go to a nude beach and see guys pouring ice water on their fukkin cocks that means they want it to go downComment -
The quintessential question is... why invest so much time in the monitoring and up to date status of other guys boners?Originally posted by jjgoldIt is funny when you see a mix of guys and girls nude, it is sooo easy to tell the guys that have not been laid
Every mother fukker is hard a rock for 4 hrs, I was there once and it is amazing how these guys cocks did not go down
Guys try everything to hide it tobut it is impossible
Hey you fuks if you go to a nude beach and see guys pouring ice water on their fukkin cocks that means they want it to go down
Me personally, I would be trying to take multiple ganders at all the beautiful breast, young and old that I could... (From 18 to 88). Maybe even putting my bid in, to have a pair local to my person
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Hey Maverick you fuk how much do you want to bet if you went to a nude beach you would look at every fukkin hard cock there?? All guys do and we compare sizes, common maverick stop kidding yourself. I will take you to one and we will make a friendly wager to see if I am right or wrong, best of luck pal.Comment -
common MavComment -
Hmm... You are implying I have some deep seeded homosexuality? That simply is not the caseOriginally posted by jjgold
If i go to a nude beach, I go not with the intent to compare my penis to others...
There is the internet for that...
I want to see some college co-eds...Glistening under the sun... Playing volleyball... And asking me to rub some SPF30 on their backs
If you are down for that, lets go!!!Comment -
Mav how many inches is your cock? what does it look like? give us a description
if it saves time, just post a pictureComment -
Ask your mom...Originally posted by Chi_archie
::rim shot::
I'll be here all week people
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Maverick I am sure your straight as a fukkin arrow, that is not the point here. My buddy went and actually starred at this guys cock for 15 minutes not because he is gay but because he studied how he keeps it, etc. and learned from it and actually was more successful with women because of this.Comment -
Mav, we aren't gay here....we just like to study cocks for comparison purposes and to help us be more successful with women...
I can't tell you how many times I saw a hot woman in the bar, and I wasn't going to go hit on her, but then I realized i'd spent 5 mins studying some dude's schlong in the locker room that morning.... and guess what, it worked. I became successful with womenComment -
How many ways can you keep it?Originally posted by jjgold
And I will imagine mine is pretty well "kept"... I trim hair... Give my johnson daily massages... ( To keep the skin soft for the ladies of course)... I'll even trim my ball hair... They should make a sculpture of my throbbing manhood...
Hey, i'll even occasionally shampoo everything with the good stuff... Herbal Essence... the gf really likes that... Who knew fruit scented testicles would arouse the gals so much...Comment -
Laissez-faire.
What ever works for you...
Personally I prefer the pheromones...they get the women going...
Something about smelling like a caveman does wonders forr me...Comment