JJ, you ever been to a Nude beach?

[Chi_archie]

I guess they have one up on the wisconsin river or somthing in Wisconsin not too far from my gf's grandparents house.... I think next weekend we are gonna go check it out..

I figured you might have some experience in the nude beach arena, and can tell me the do's and don's ect....

any advice?

[Bostongambler]

S. Beach pre camera phones.

[pavyracer]

No..JJ can't go to a nude beach. There is a 3" min pecker limit to enter one.

[rookie]

In case JJ misses something, here's the link: http://www.ehow.com/how_2026735_find...wisconsin.html

[jjgold]

I tried a few times , I have posted this before

DO NOT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

The problem is if your nude and you see a hot girl your cock goes up and it is fukkin embarassing, Archie walk around a nude beach and see how it feels when your cock is the only one up, in my case even worse because I am 2.5" when hard a rock and at times I would get a few smirks or laughter.

Now the worst part is if you stay hard and a few guys walk by nude they if Bi or gay think you want them or at least will get them aroused and something may or may not happen depending on your will power. I have seen straight guys seduced when nude.

Archie I bet +235 if you were nude and hard and a Bi guy walks buy you all he would have to do is turn around and follow you, when your at a stop he could use a Coupler Move where he uses the palm of his hand when he is behind you...he goes underneath your balls between your legs and palms your fukkin balls and then uses his finger Tips to massage your cock and i swear I have seen straight guys go crazy and end of fukkin and blowing. The sickest thing I have seen on a nude sandy beach is when two guys were so fukkin horny one guy would get sand stacked and what that means Archie is after a guy fuks the other sand comes out of his assI guess out of the excitement of the whole thing sand must get in there some how.

Archie stay away from nude beaches or you could be another number and or conquer

[Chi_archie]

I will look out for the coupler move..... I'll just try to keep my gf close by at all times to thwart the gays.....


Buztah, we are interested in your thoughts on this matter as well....


also do I need to put extra high spf on my balls and ass region, since those areas never get sun?

[Chi_archie]

Sand stacking!!!!!!

[ngates815]

Make sure you get your GF to help shave your ass....You don't want to be walking around there with ass hair.

I shave my ass on the reg...but for special occasions, I have my GF help, because she can make sure every piece of hair gets taken off. Hedonism in Jamaica, would be a special occasion.

[Chi_archie]

never shaved my ass or back... neither are very hairy.... i've trimmed the chest for certain occasions though..... do you use a straight edge and shaving cream gater? do you get hard when your girl shaves your bum? do you make her get in the crack? it's gotta be itchy when it comes back in..... dang

[jjgold]

Love threads like this and see how open minded guys are.

[jeffksu]

You guys are some funny MF'ers....

[Sawyer]

JJ in Nude Beach Video would be cool

[Chi_archie]

I'm gonna try and play a game of nude beach volleyball..... If i do get hard like JJ warns, i'm just gonna use it to my advantage with a jump serve

[ZetaPsi808]

i shave my balls, legs, underarms, chest, and head once every 2 months of the year. it helps me stay cleaner, as body hair traps sweat, dirt, etc.

[THE PROFIT]

my ex gf's dad use to go to these nude resorts all the time. He would tell some pretty fuked up stories. I just don't think its for me

[Chi_archie]

zeta make us a video of this process next time you do it, thanks pal

[Chi_archie]

will try to make a vid

[Dad]

Coupler Move!

Truth: Hot chicks don't go to nude beaches in the United States.

[Maverick22]

Dad, That makes me sad...

[ngates815]

Coupler Move!

Truth: Hot chicks don't go to nude beaches in the United States.

DING DING DING...


But then again the best looking girls aren't at the Nude beaches at the places i've been either. But last November I was in Jamaica at a non nude resort, and the european girls that were topless were gorgeous. But then we stopped over to visit at the nude resort, and it was like normal....Older people that have no business being nude. Plus seeing people banging in the hallway is not a good site to see, when they are a pair of 3's.

[BIGDAY]

Use Nair

[JW Cash]

There is a nude beach..or rather a clothing optional beach just
off the Minneapolis city limits.....it isnt well known and is off the beaten path...

You got to park and hike a mile or two to get there..

Its call BareAss beach...and it is great....a lot of nice open-minded babes
bare all there...

There is another one ...well...a small stretch of beach on Cedar Lake in
Minneapolis which is also a " nude beach"....right off the main drag of Lake Street...


a few times a year ..cops raid the beaches and hand out tickets...but once they go
..its business as usual.....

yeah...it is a fun place.... but I never saw Shari there......bummer

[sickler]

I've been to nude beaches.

No biggie being nekkid around strangers....

[CarpeDime]

DING DING DING...


But then again the best looking girls aren't at the Nude beaches at the places i've been either. But last November I was in Jamaica at a non nude resort, and the european girls that were topless were gorgeous. But then we stopped over to visit at the nude resort, and it was like normal....Older people that have no business being nude. Plus seeing people banging in the hallway is not a good site to see, when they are a pair of 3's.

what?? you went to a resort and there were 3s getting banged in the hallway?? are you serious??

[Boner_18]

Jones 5.

[THE PROFIT]

Theres a couple of these nude resorts here in East Tennessee. May check one out

[Chi_archie]

Prof, no one wants to see your nekkid ass on the beach

[flyingillini]

I live right next door to a nude beach. From my house you can't drive you have to walk, that's how close I am. Lots of hot UC Santa Barbara girls are at the beach daily. Lots of weird people as well.

[Flying Dutchman]

Nude beaches are all over Europe. Nothing like playing volleyball in the altogether and "accidentally" falling on some hot chick going for the ball.

German and Nordic chicks are especially brazen...

[AMBlai01]

unreal

[BadNina]

Now who would want to see this nekkid?

[Chi_archie]

Nina you ever helped your man shave any parts of his body?

[wal66]

Use Nair

HUGE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning DO NOT use Mair on your nads. Personal experience here guys. They shivel and burn. It ain't even funny.

Got this great idea cause I shave my head and have for years that I would like to be totally hairless. Too impatient to use razor so why not Nair it aways? It works but I caution you any and I mean ANY sensative areas of the skin i.e. nads, nipples, underarms will and do BURN!

Plus Mair still leaves stubble. How is that even possible?

On a side note, a hairless body makes you feel ultra sexy in clothes.

[BadNina]

Nina you ever helped your man shave any parts of his body?

Yes.

[pavyracer]

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