I wish I were a black man. They have the life.

[Doug]

its a well known fact, plays itself out 90% of the time.

Brock : Do you ever get revenge on repeat stiffers ?

[THE PROFIT]

I grew up in an all white village, not big enough for me to consider it a town! Racism wasn't an issue because there were no black people. But I always wondered as a kid when I would hear old people talk how they could have hatred for a race of people when they don't even know one goddamn person of that race. So with that said I grew up hating white people because they were the only people around to actually hate with reason & conviction!

[brooks85]

i dont like white people either, just to be fair

[navyhawk]

As someone who spent 4 years in the navy with 95% black people (out of 5000) on a ship for months at a time, you are being very kind. It changed my life forever and I had to go to therapy for a year to even begin to trust another human being again.

The shit in sinks, steal all your shit (watches,ipod,laptop,shoes,etc). Disrespect you, talk shit, don't pay on gambling/dice/spades debts, never shower, over eat. I could go on and on. It's only funny cause it's true.

[stealthyburrito]

we need a honky thread going.

[HoulihansTX]

As someone who spent 4 years in the navy with 95% black people (out of 5000) on a ship for months at a time, you are being very kind. It changed my life forever and I had to go to therapy for a year to even begin to trust another human being again. The shit in sinks, steal all your shit (watches,ipod,laptop,shoes,etc). Disrespect you, talk shit, don't pay on gambling/dice/spades debts, never shower, over eat. I could go on and on. It's only funny cause it's true.

Those arent called black people, we call them Niggaz.

Its a sub-set of our race. Like Rednecks are to your common Caucasian.

[wtf]

love when blacks in america complain about RACISM, what a fukin joke, tell us about your experiences, cause you have none

only the shit you seen on tv

or because someone really does not like you, they really dont like YOU

[THE PROFIT]

love when blacks in america complain about RACISM, what a fukin joke, tell us about your experiences, cause you have none

only the shit you seen on tv

or because someone really does not like you, they really dont like YOU

whats the shit they see on tv?

[Doug]

Here's a site many of you will enjoy...

http://detroitiscrap.com/

[Brock Landers]

[rookie]

my grandpa called em "Colored" when i was a little kid.

This joke fits in here:

When I was born I was Black. When I grow up I am black. When I am sick I am black. When I go in the sun I am black. When I am cold I am black. When I die I am black.

But You. When you are born you are pink. When you grow up you are white. When you are sick you turn green. When you go in the sun you get red. When you are cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the ****ing nerve to call me COLORED!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/748666/

[THE PROFIT]

old school joke, one of my favs!

[Jule]

This joke fits in here:

When I was born I was Black. When I grow up I am black. When I am sick I am black. When I go in the sun I am black. When I am cold I am black. When I die I am black.

But You. When you are born you are pink. When you grow up you are white. When you are sick you turn green. When you go in the sun you get red. When you are cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the ****ing nerve to call me COLORED!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/748666/

This is actually a poem written by an anonymous student (I think middle school) and not a joke per se. The last line in your version is modified.

[teaserpleaser]

Those arent called black people, we call them Niggaz.

Its a sub-set of our race. Like Rednecks are to your common Caucasian.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I grew up in an all white village, not big enough for me to consider it a town! Racism wasn't an issue because there were no black people. But I always wondered as a kid when I would hear old people talk how they could have hatred for a race of people when they don't even know one goddamn person of that race. So with that said I grew up hating white people because they were the only people around to actually hate with reason & conviction!

I like this.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

some call me white, i call it luck

[stealthyburrito]

This joke fits in here:

When I was born I was Black. When I grow up I am black. When I am sick I am black. When I go in the sun I am black. When I am cold I am black. When I die I am black.

But You. When you are born you are pink. When you grow up you are white. When you are sick you turn green. When you go in the sun you get red. When you are cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the ****ing nerve to call me COLORED!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/748666/

truer words were never spoken my friend

[obamaismyuncle]

10:15 -- wake up, take dump, eat bag of Funions and drink 2 cans orange soda

10:55 -- start cruising back streets

1:00 -- check in with parole officer, throw around a few "God bless you" and "Jesus saves" remarks

1:35 -- pick up welfare check (phuck whitey!)

2:10 -- throw some dice with bros, make up stories bout that time you phucked a white chick, do some blow

5:44 -- buy hot cigarettes out of trunk of "Skeet's" malibu

8:50 -- shoplift a few goodies (lighter, gum, socks and bandanna) from Wal-mart

11:22 -- dominoes with Lamar, Latoya and Justin (the white boy wannabe who always buys the henny)

1:08 -- slap bitch around, make her suck you off


3:14 -- swing by ex to visit 3 children but as they are sleeping, call it a night

4:18 -- arrive home, do some more blow, fall asleep.

Best post ever on SBR, and 100% correct.

[JohnGalt2341]

Best post ever on SBR, and 100% correct.

Not all black people are like this. For instance, this gentleman in the video below has a JOB, as a Milkman.

[OverUnder]

[eidolon]

Houli...funny video.
But what does he mean by "when your white the skies the limit; when your black the limits the sky". What does "the limits the sky mean"?

[THE PROFIT]

Houli...funny video.
But what does he mean by "when your white the skies the limit; when your black the limits the sky". What does "the limits the sky mean"?

its a play on words, there's no limit for a white man but black man has limits

[brooks85]

as chappelle said

"I spoke at my old highschool and i told them kids straight up .If you guys are serious about getting out of this ghetto You gotta focus, gotta stop blaming white people for your problems and you've gotta learn....to rap, play basketball or somethin! Ya trapped..You are TRAPPED! Either do that or sell crack, that's your only option... it's the only way i've seen it work! get..get to DANCIN! Get to entertaining these white people! Go out there and be somebody!!!"

[shawnkang]

i love sbr

racism is allowed and entertaining

but make one post about pedophile soldiers raping a 15 yr old girl until she hangs herself and you are called a scum bag

[sundin4prez]

i love sbr

racism is allowed and entertaining

but make one post about pedophile soldiers raping a 15 yr old girl until she hangs herself and you are called a scum bag

two different things buddy

[sickler]

I want to wake up tomorrow morning black.

[ThaTopMoron]

soda is pointless. makes you fat for nothing. might as well have an unsweetened ice tea with an ice cream cone

it does a lot more worse over time than make people gain weight...

i hate that i cannot kick the habit... but the one thing i don't have to worry about is weight, nothing makes me gain weight stuck at 140 forever.

[THE PROFIT]

it does a lot more worse over time than make people gain weight...

i hate that i cannot kick the habit... but the one thing i don't have to worry about is weight, nothing makes me gain weight stuck at 140 forever.

how old are you?

[Cuse0323]

Those arent called black people, we call them Niggaz.

Its a sub-set of our race. Like Rednecks are to your common Caucasian.

[stealthyburrito]

it does a lot more worse over time than make people gain weight...

i hate that i cannot kick the habit... but the one thing i don't have to worry about is weight, nothing makes me gain weight stuck at 140 forever.

dropping soda was key for my weight loss, you can cut back on thousands of calories per week by switching to water.

now i can't handle soda after not drinking it for two years, makes me too bloated and gassy

[THE PROFIT]

dropping soda was key for my weight loss, you can cut back on thousands of calories per week by switching to water.

now i can't handle soda after not drinking it for two years, makes me too bloated and gassy

I never have been a big soda drinker. But about 4 years ago I started drinking diet when I did drink one. No calories, no sugar, no carbs. Now I can't drink a regular soda, tastes like sweet ass shit to me.

But still full of sodium, water is the key to any weight loss.

[stealthyburrito]

I never have been a big soda drinker. But about 4 years ago I started drinking diet when I did drink one. No calories, no sugar, no carbs. Now I can't drink a regular soda, tastes like sweet ass shit to me.

But still full of sodium, water is the key to any weight loss.

i hear diet soda can give you all sorts memory/brain problems when you get older, all that artificial shit in it.

[THE PROFIT]

i hear diet soda can give you all sorts memory/brain problems when you get older, all that artificial shit in it.

who are you again?

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

i only drink soda with rum in it

[stealthyburrito]

who are you again?

already showing its affect.

you may be only 33-34, but your brain is probably 70!

but im sure moonshine had something to do with that as well.