I wish I were a black man. They have the life.
10:15 -- wake up, take dump, eat bag of Funions and drink 2 cans orange soda
10:55 -- start cruising back streets
1:00 -- check in with parole officer, throw around a few "God bless you" and "Jesus saves" remarks
1:35 -- pick up welfare check (phuck whitey!)
2:10 -- throw some dice with bros, make up stories bout that time you phucked a white chick, do some blow
5:44 -- buy hot cigarettes out of trunk of "Skeet's" malibu
8:50 -- shoplift a few goodies (lighter, gum, socks and bandanna) from Wal-mart
11:22 -- dominoes with Lamar, Latoya and Justin (the white boy wannabe who always buys the henny)
1:08 -- slap bitch around, make her suck you off
3:14 -- swing by ex to visit 3 children but as they are sleeping, call it a night
4:18 -- arrive home, do some more blow, fall asleep.
10:55 -- start cruising back streets
1:00 -- check in with parole officer, throw around a few "God bless you" and "Jesus saves" remarks
1:35 -- pick up welfare check (phuck whitey!)
2:10 -- throw some dice with bros, make up stories bout that time you phucked a white chick, do some blow
5:44 -- buy hot cigarettes out of trunk of "Skeet's" malibu
8:50 -- shoplift a few goodies (lighter, gum, socks and bandanna) from Wal-mart
11:22 -- dominoes with Lamar, Latoya and Justin (the white boy wannabe who always buys the henny)
1:08 -- slap bitch around, make her suck you off
3:14 -- swing by ex to visit 3 children but as they are sleeping, call it a night
4:18 -- arrive home, do some more blow, fall asleep.
