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The King of Hearts is the only King without a moustache.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in First Class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

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Walt Disney was deathly afraid of mice.

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Pearls melt in vinegar.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo.

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.