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stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:13 AM

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

THE PROFIT · 05-31-10, 02:14 AM

Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:14 AM

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:14 AM

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:14 AM

Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:15 AM

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

THE PROFIT · 05-31-10, 02:15 AM

Bees & dogs can smell fear

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:15 AM

Winston Churchill was born in the ladies' room during a dance.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:15 AM

Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:17 AM

When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:17 AM

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:17 AM

Dalmatians are born without spots.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:18 AM

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:18 AM

The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:18 AM

No word in the English language rhymes with "orange" "month" "purple" or "silver"

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:19 AM

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:19 AM

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:22 AM

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:23 AM

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:23 AM

it takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:24 AM

There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:32 AM

The average American will spend 6 months waiting at red lights throughout their life.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:33 AM

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament is an American flag.

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

The average American will spend 6 months waiting at red lights throughout their life.

fukk that shit

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:36 AM

The words "kayak" "racecar" and "level" are the same whether read left to right or right to left.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:38 AM

There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order:

"facetious" and "abstemious"

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:40 AM

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten

stealthyburrito · 05-31-10, 02:42 AM

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Shortstop · 05-31-10, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Shortstop · 06-01-10, 03:02 AM

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Shortstop · 06-01-10, 03:03 AM

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Shortstop · 06-01-10, 03:04 AM

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.

Shortstop · 06-01-10, 03:05 AM

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Shortstop · 06-01-10, 03:05 AM

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's Gum.