What Do You Do When Gampling Funds Dry Up?

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  • jayroy25
    SBR MVP
    • 11-18-09
    • 1578

    #36
    Brock thats fukin genious
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    • Flying Dutchman
      SBR MVP
      • 05-17-09
      • 2467

      #37
      ...hit banks (we have a geezer bank robber here in Dan Siego that the Feds can't catch)
      ...do drug deals
      ...haul illegals across the boarder

      This is what we do here Tijuana Norte (translation for JJ: San Diego)

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      • Brock Landers
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #38
        Originally posted by jayroy25
        Brock thats fukin genious
        it works...trust me
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #39
          cry a lot.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Also just fake bet, write down games and see how they do.

            Actually gives you a little rush
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            • rm18
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-05
              • 22291

              #41
              points are good can always put a ten teamer to win some decent money, if you end up broke
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              • Doc JS
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-15-06
                • 6885

                #42
                Originally posted by canon714
                Is your spreadsheet accurate? You have lost 37K?
                No. It is not accurate. It's what those of us who have been here for a while have come to call JJ's Monopoly Money Spreadsheet. Because when it's Monopoly Money, you can bet as much as you want!!!!

                I suspect he is either not betting any of these games. Or he's betting them at a much, much lower number than he's posting.

                JJ doesn't have the financial wherewithal to sustain those kinds of losses. He does this just to keep the numbers up here at SBR and for others who are losing to not feel so bad about themselves.

                I personally cant decide if he's performing a useful service or he's being an enabler???

                Doc
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                • ouman101
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-02-09
                  • 2815

                  #43
                  He's trying to show you that if you faded his picks for the life of his spreadsheet you could be up close to that amount of money. Obviously not the 37K, but maybe in the 30's
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                  • unusialsusp5
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-18-10
                    • 4198

                    #44
                    free bet sites and slowly grind your way back into real action. or go to racetrack and make show bets on stickouts.
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                    • BGS 9.5
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-10-08
                      • 4628

                      #45
                      Punch the clown, eat some cole cuts, do some gardening, then spindle some random guy.
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                      • pico
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-05-07
                        • 27321

                        #46
                        quit gambling

                        seems like the most obvious answer, but none of you degens will do it
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                        • canon714
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 04-06-10
                          • 498

                          #47
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Loan sharks
                          bank loans
                          family
                          so jj how much do you owe to the above?
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                          • canon714
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 04-06-10
                            • 498

                            #48
                            There is a sports books that gives you $.10 to start. You can try to grow that. I am not sure if I am allowed to post the web site here. You can do a google search for it. Someone told me that they would give you another $.10 to start with if you go broke. Not sure if this is true. Just signed up today.

                            Or as mentioned ... sbr points
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                            • rm18
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-20-05
                              • 22291

                              #49
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                              • BWest
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 05-05-10
                                • 940

                                #50
                                Originally posted by canon714
                                There is a sports books that gives you $.10 to start. You can try to grow that. I am not sure if I am allowed to post the web site here. You can do a google search for it. Someone told me that they would give you another $.10 to start with if you go broke. Not sure if this is true. Just signed up today.

                                Or as mentioned ... sbr points
                                Yes there is a $.10 site, and some people have racked up impressive cashouts ($800-$1000). I my self have taken my $.10 to over $28. Not going to set any world records but did satisfy the "itch" before I was able to get an acct started at a mainstream online site. Yes they will give you another dime if you bottom out. Like the man says, you should find it with google. If youare unable to do so, you should probably look for some other means of entertainment. Not going to mention the name-someone is always watching.
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                                • saints7011
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-21-09
                                  • 5544

                                  #51
                                  take something to the pawnstars and reload...
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                                  • BWest
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 05-05-10
                                    • 940

                                    #52
                                    If all else fails, I have found that when you hit the "wall" (no $$), a deep depressive episode with psychotic features followed immed by an booze binge and a short period of incarceration snaps most people out of the funk. BOL
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                                    • Killer_Demo
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-15-08
                                      • 8409

                                      #53
                                      ask your neighborhood drug dealer for some weight...meet him at the spot and jack him...
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #54
                                        jj has covered this extensively over the years

                                        - bank loans
                                        - family loans
                                        - family gifts
                                        - house robberies
                                        - stealing from family and/or friends
                                        - loan sharks
                                        - bet on credit
                                        - get investors

                                        that's just off the top of my head

                                        most important thing is to stay in the game, get that action down
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                                        • will2survive
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-26-09
                                          • 8099

                                          #55
                                          Brock you're funny as hell and this thread is hillarious----I think that we all have sold our soul's once or twice----this is awful but it's making me laugh so it can't be that be .Great response in the thread.Laughter is good for the soul. Brock-you make me crack up
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                                          • Socrates
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 02-24-10
                                            • 923

                                            #56
                                            Put up a Craigslist ad. $25.00 dollar specials.
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