Oldest virgin?

[THE PROFIT]

I'm an only child too, Shari. No sisters so I'm still a virgin

[betplom]

i havent been laid since 1992 and im 37, true story, dont remember that tequlia night either. I won't pay for a hooker. Im insecure about my small penis and i live in a city of 3000 people and don't like bars or clubs and all the women ive asked out online or bookstores say no or i never tried. Don't know what else to say. Now im gaining weight and hair falling out so probaly won't for a long time.

Small cock, overweight, bald, etc etc.

You need a vacation in a latin country, none of those things you mentioned matter to hot latinas, as long as you got the $$$ you get the pussy.

Don't believe me? Ask SBR_John, he can confirm.
(John was a virgin into his 50's - then he went to Costa Rica and lost his cherry - he married the first girl that ****ed him).

[Rod_M]

the pope

Naaahh...

[THE PROFIT]

The pope probably raped him some jews when he was a nazi, the prick!
Then probably some little boys when he was priest & a cardinal

[stealthyburrito]

26, former coworker only girl he ever fukked and he fell head over heels in love.

a year later she dumps him, and now he has horrid insecurity problems to boot. he can barely even talk to a girl now.

[stealthyburrito]

AN 83-year-old Indian holy man who claimed he spent seven decades without food or water astounded a team of military doctors who studied him during a two-week observation period. Prahlad Jani, 83, spent two weeks in a hospital in the western Indian state of Gujarat under constant surveillance from a team of 30 medical staff equipped with cameras and CCTV.


During the period, he did not eat, drink or go to the bathroom.


"We still do not know how he survives," neurologist Sudhir Shah said after the end of the experiment. "It is still a mystery what kind of phenomenon this is."


The long-haired and bearded yogi was sealed in a hospital in the city of Ahmedabad in a study initiated by India's Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), the national defence and military research institute.


The DRDO hopes that the findings, set to be released in greater detail in several months, could help soldiers survive without food and drink, assist astronauts or even save the lives of people trapped in natural disasters.


"(Mr Jani's) only contact with any kind of fluid was during gargling and bathing periodically during the period," G Ilavazahagan, the director of India's Defence Institute of Physiology and Allied Sciences, said.
Mr Jani returned to his village near Ambaji in northern Gujarat after leaving the hospital, where he will resume his routine of yoga and meditation. He said he was blessed by a goddess at a young age, which gave him special powers.


During the 15-day observation, which ended on Thursday, the doctors took scans of Mr Jani's organs, brain and blood vessels, and conducted tests on his heart, lungs and memory capacity.


"If (Mr) Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one," said Dr Shah.


"As medical practitioners, we cannot shut our eyes to possibilities, to a source of energy other than calories."

Holy fukk, this guy converting sunlight into energy

[SHADYLANKY]

posta pic shari and i will, i assume your a chick

Shari had a pic posted with her son for the first few weeks she was on here. Maybe longer. She said it was a mistake though and wouldn't of done it after the fact. So I doubt she is posting another one for you. It is easy to tell its a female poster if you read some of her posts.

[Richkas]

I've only slept with 2 women in my life. About 4,000 with my ex-wife and 3 times with this woman after my divorce.

[betplom]

I've only slept with 2 women in my life. About 4,000 with my ex-wife and 3 times with this woman after my divorce.

You slept with two? I avoid sleeping with women, once we have fukked I want to leave.

Richkas, how many women you fukk in your life?

[THE PROFIT]

You slept with two? I avoid sleeping with women, once we have fukked I want to leave.

Richkas, how many women you fukk in your life?

I'll sleep with them if they dont snore

[HoldEmHook!!]

I'll sleep with them if they dont snore

I'll sleep with them if they dont snore

Doesnt matter if they snore if you get to sleep first