Oldest virgin?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Who is the oldest virgin you've ever known?

I know a guy that was 28 and had not gotten laid. I think he lost his virginity two years later.

Why not pay for a hooker to get the monkey off one's back.

Guy was fackin mess.

[THE PROFIT]

Where I'm from the girls rarely make it to 13 or 14. They can't outrun their brother forever. They're already at a distinct disadvantage, fuk, he's already in the house, half the battle is over

[BatemanPatrickl]

Where I'm from the girls rarely make it to 13 or 14. They can't outrun their brother forever. They're already at a distinct disadvantage, fuk, he's already in the house, half the battle is over

Hilarious

Where are you from?

[THE PROFIT]

East Tennessee

[eidolon]

AC Green was like 45.

[Masu485]

i know one who's gonna be 26 in a couple of months. and my very own cousin is 24 and never been laid. i could understand if ur the studious type who never has time for women, and doesn't really experience life, but these guys are out all the time trying and trying.

[THE PROFIT]

That's crazy. How can you be in your twenties & never been laid? Unless your full blown tard that rubs shit in your hair or something.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ac Geen? Masu trying too hard is a bad plan. Women can smell the desperation bih time.

Had an interview in a limo once while driving around town.

[Mr Windy City]

I know I guy that went to a 4 year college and never once ****ed a broad. Like what did you do for 4 years? ....And on top of all that he was the first from my whole crew to get laid. Lost his virginity at the age of 12 and then didn't have sex again until he was 23. A whole decade of not having sex (in your prime). That first pussy must have scared the shit outta him. I still think he might be a homo.

[Masu485]

I know I guy that went to a 4 year college and never once ****ed a broad. Like what did you do for 4 years? ....And on top of all that he was the first from my whole crew to get laid. Lost his virginity at the age of 12 and then didn't have sex again until he was 23. A whole decade of not having sex (in your prime). That first pussy must have scared the shit outta him. I still think he might be a homo.

you bring up a good point. my soon to be 26 year old virgin friend may be homo. there are numerous signs. it's a lot more common than people think and i think it's naive for people to assume that no one they know can be gay.

[iceminers26]

That's crazy. How can you be in your twenties & never been laid? Unless your full blown tard that rubs shit in your hair or something.

Oh christ, I almost spit out my drink when I read this

[Mr Windy City]

you bring up a good point. my soon to be 26 year old virgin friend may be homo. there are numerous signs. it's a lot more common than people think and i think it's naive for people to assume that no one they know can be gay.

Ya it's strange. I mean I've known the guy since we were 10. He isn't a dork or anything. Plays sports, very athletic, and when we hit on broads he does too but he never gets any ass. I find it hard to believe, but I don't know what else to think. I dont wanna sound like a creep or anything, but if I didn't have sex for a decade I would be like a wild coyote on the prowl just hunting for pussy

[THE PROFIT]

I have a flamin' homo cousin. All of us kids knew around age 10 or so, but the adults were in denial. All us boys would be playin' army & shit & he'd be all about an easy bake oven.

He's a nurse now & has a "partner" named Todd

[Mr Windy City]

I have a flamin' homo cousin. All of us kids knew around age 10 or so, but the adults were in denial. All us boys would be playin' army & shit & he'd be all about an easy bake oven. He's a nurse now & has a "partner" named Todd

LMFAO! Good shit TP

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Twenty

I.THINK

21??

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What.about.the.indian.guy.who.hasn't.eat en.in.
80.years???

[Mr Windy City]

What.about.the.indian.guy.who.hasn't.eat en.in. 80.years???

why.do.you.put.periods.at.the.end.of.eve ry.word.you.type.

What guy you talking about? It's not possible for a human to not eat for 80 years buddy

[THE PROFIT]

cube, hasnt eaten in 80 years??? Or eaten shaky puddin'?

[Masu485]

why.do.you.put.periods.at.the.end.of.eve ry.word.you.type.

What guy you talking about? It's not possible for a human to not eat for 80 years buddy

i bet an indian could. these guys are crazy.

[Mr Windy City]

i bet an indian could. these guys are crazy.

I doubt it man. 80 years? Not eating a single thing, cmon....

[Masu485]

I doubt it man. 80 years? Not eating a single thing, cmon....

i know what u mean, but if he's pulling some kind of meditation thing, then maybe anything's possible. that being said though, i dont think Cube meant to say 80 years! 80 is ridiculous.

there's a man in vietnam who reportedly doesn't need any SLEEP. and he stays awake while his body regenerates itself. maybe another myth, but these eastern countries have been into this kind of stuff since forever.

[ttwarrior1]

i havent been laid since 1992 and im 37, true story, dont remember that tequlia night either. I won't pay for a hooker. Im insecure about my small penis and i live in a city of 3000 people and don't like bars or clubs and all the women ive asked out online or bookstores say no or i never tried. Don't know what else to say. Now im gaining weight and hair falling out so probaly won't for a long time.

[THE PROFIT]

i havent been laid since 1992 and im 37, true story, dont remember that tequlia night either. I won't pay for a hooker. Im insecure about my small penis and i live in a city of 3000 people and don't like bars or clubs and all the women ive asked out online or bookstores say no or i never tried. Don't know what else to say. Now im gaining weight and hair falling out so probaly won't for a long time.

Who is JJGOLD?

[Ace_of_Spades]

Male 32

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Prahlad Jani, 83 years old man who says that he has lived without Food or Water for 70 Years. A yogi(Who does yoga) and holy man, Prahlad Jani living in India has the attention of the Indian military because of his assert that he does not require food or water to live. Now, Indian doctors are studying a man who claims to have spent the last seventy years without food and water. Due to the claim of Prahlad Jani, the long-haired and bearded yogi is under 24-hour surveillance by a team of 30 specialists during three weeks of tests at a hospital in the western Indian city of Ahmedabad. Jani grew up in Charod village in the Mehsana district in Gujarat.

SORRY.NO.SPACEBAR

NO.FOOD.THOUGH.FOR.70.YEARS,PROB.MEANS.N O.SMASHING

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He.went.sadhu.at.age.7,so....

[eidolon]

the red dot covers his 3rd eye, where the goddess pours hot soup into it.

[shari91]

Where I'm from the girls rarely make it to 13 or 14. They can't outrun their brother forever. They're already at a distinct disadvantage, fuk, he's already in the house, half the battle is over

My parents robbed me of yet another experience. Being an only child sucks.

I doubt it man. 80 years? Not eating a single thing, cmon....

This dude is huge news down here.

AN 83-year-old Indian holy man who claimed he spent seven decades without food or water astounded a team of military doctors who studied him during a two-week observation period. Prahlad Jani, 83, spent two weeks in a hospital in the western Indian state of Gujarat under constant surveillance from a team of 30 medical staff equipped with cameras and CCTV.


During the period, he did not eat, drink or go to the bathroom.


"We still do not know how he survives," neurologist Sudhir Shah said after the end of the experiment. "It is still a mystery what kind of phenomenon this is."


The long-haired and bearded yogi was sealed in a hospital in the city of Ahmedabad in a study initiated by India's Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), the national defence and military research institute.


The DRDO hopes that the findings, set to be released in greater detail in several months, could help soldiers survive without food and drink, assist astronauts or even save the lives of people trapped in natural disasters.


"(Mr Jani's) only contact with any kind of fluid was during gargling and bathing periodically during the period," G Ilavazahagan, the director of India's Defence Institute of Physiology and Allied Sciences, said.
Mr Jani returned to his village near Ambaji in northern Gujarat after leaving the hospital, where he will resume his routine of yoga and meditation. He said he was blessed by a goddess at a young age, which gave him special powers.


During the 15-day observation, which ended on Thursday, the doctors took scans of Mr Jani's organs, brain and blood vessels, and conducted tests on his heart, lungs and memory capacity.


"If (Mr) Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one," said Dr Shah.


"As medical practitioners, we cannot shut our eyes to possibilities, to a source of energy other than calories."

[BatemanPatrickl]

Shari are you hot?

[shari91]

Shari are you hot?

Nope.

[ACoochy]

Nope.

At least modesty wil never be a failing of yours

[pico]

the pope

[shari91]

At least modesty wil never be a failing of yours

Definitely not.

[ttwarrior1]

posta pic shari and i will, i assume your a chick