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ThisOriginally posted by shari91
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Oh my.Originally posted by Cougar BaitComment -
Common??? Now I have to go public and make an ass out of myself.
All I want is a chance, I know we live thousands of miles apart but I wrote you over 50 times now via e-mail with nice notes and long letters and you never write back that is why I started this thread to get your attention. Whats wrong with being pen pals?? The problem with all you women is that you think all we want to do is fuk you but not all of us. Shari I am not like that, secondly your NOT LIKE the other girls and I know this that is why I am very anxious to get something started. We both have a lot in common too.
What do you say on being pen pals 1st then take it to the next level if it works, Shari you know what I look like and I know what you look like so the 1st huge obstacle is done.
Talk to me.Comment -
Cougar was that when I was shooting roids?? I forgot what that video was about.Originally posted by Cougar BaitComment -
NO, but I can't post more pictures after you turn around. Might get banned. I could send them to Shari though.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
I sent one of those to Shari already..measuring my cock, she was not impressed
Cougar post that video Pimp Slapping here you made that should get her attention to like meComment -
JJ, you fukk!!Comment -
hey jj your as exciting as watching paint dry.seems like your stuck with your blow up dolls.at least they wont turn u downOriginally posted by jjgoldComment -
Poor girl....Comment -
shari, please give our fearless leader a chance
your life will change in so many ways
do the right thing, love, wtf
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We were chatting on Skype and with no warning he sends me a photo of him measuring his millimeter peter. Almost choked on the vomit in my throat. I consider myself a nice girl but even I have limits.Originally posted by wtfshari, please give our fearless leader a chance your life will change in so many ways do the right thing, love, wtf
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He can not help it he was probably raised by wild animals.Originally posted by shari91We were chatting on Skype and with no warning he sends me a photo of him measuring his millimeter peter. Almost choked on the vomit in my throat. I consider myself a nice girl but even I have limits.Comment -
Millimeter Peter=low blowComment -
Originally posted by shari91
We were chatting on Skype and with no warning he sends me a photo of him measuring his millimeter peter. Almost choked on the vomit in my throat. I consider myself a nice girl but even I have limits.
jj is this true?
what is wrong with you? seems like you subliminally sabotage any chance at a NORMAL relationshipComment -
SHARI, I read your thread about Mike Tyson, are you telling us that you can find it in your heart to be at least a little moved by his sympathetic story and yet you aren't moved to absolute heartfelt tears at JJ's plight?
Shari, FCK MIKE! JJ is the one who desrves your compassion. Sure, The View, Oparah, or any of the other tear jerking, feel good talk shows aren't gonna invite JJ to the studio and do a piece on his womanless existance but that doesn't make his story any less tragic.Comment -
Originally posted by wtf
he's a straight shooter with a slight curve.
nothing subliminal about that
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Sponsey
Auzzie chicas while beautiful for the most part take no chit from anyone
Remember England dumped it's petty criminals on the Americas,It sent they real criminals "down under"
and that mentality is the underlying spirit of the "Ripper Shelia's" and make NYC/North Jersey girls look like wimps
Good Luck
But just like in gambling
DON'T CHASE LOST MONEYComment -
I'm sad to say this is 100% true. After he sent it, I told him off and ended the conversation immediately.Originally posted by wtfComment -
Originally posted by shari91
Shari, while on the surface what JJ did might seem too forward and by all accounts absolutely wrong and even disgusting but that is only if you're looking at it in a traditional sense. ANOTHER way of looking at what JJ did is his way of just being TOTALLY honest and forthright with you. Imagine if you began as penpals and transitioned into something more romantic and when it came time for the two of you to finally do the deed it was only then you learned of the horror that JJ has been cursed with. I mean you would have been torn between going through with it and trying to mask you displeasure and save his humanity and being honest and saying "it's cute" but you'll have to pass.
Shari JJ was just proving truth in advertising. He was being open and as honest as any man could possibly be.Comment -
JJ if this is true your a sik fuk. You do some stupid shit but that is just awful act ur fukkin age u jakas*Originally posted by shari91Comment -
HAHAHA! This thread cracks me up!Comment -
Shari, more than a pink ribbon is needed to convince the masses a female is in our midst.
Pics or ban!Comment -
I think jj had a phone conversation with her, is this right jj?Originally posted by sicklerComment -
Hardly convincing with the voice synthesizers out there.Originally posted by wtf
Pics or ban!Comment -
Well I talked to her twice and she sounded feminine. I am sure it is possible she got a female friend to play the part but why?? It would explain though why she ignores me, any normal girl would talk with me. I have been on skype for 11 hrs waiting for her and still nothing, you guys might be right. She had a standard voice which does support synthesizer theories, I swear I fell for this girl within 2 hrs and I hope I am not getting fooled here. What is going on??Originally posted by sicklerComment -
Even if I post a picture, there'll still be a few guys who refuse to believe I'm a female.
And Gold - You have talked to me on the phone twice and you even heard my son. You haven't tried to contact me today on Skype so stop with the pity party. Enough said.Comment -
"synthesizer theories"Originally posted by jjgold
'bout 10 years ago a female poster on another forum was being needled as being a guy. "She" uploaded a voice recorded message to the forum and the voice sounded so robotic. Definitely a synthesizer. It was so funny. Maybe the technology has improved over the years.
You're in love, JJ. Email Shari stuff like this:
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JJ, do you have to walk around the neighborhood every 6 months & get your neighbors to sign off so you can continue living there?
If you stalk chicks like this on the internet, what are your tactics for real live women?Comment -
I am not stalking her, I e-mailed he like 45 times, talked on phone twice, sent over 1000 skype messages and most never returned. I thought this was the one, In was literally going to go to Auckland to meet her if we clicked with video voice conferencing, I had it all set up. I am crushed right now and could take anger out on the guys at SBR in different threads. Shari where are you???????????????????? I am on skype NOW?????????????????????Comment -
Don't post a picture Shari. No one wants to throw up yet.Originally posted by shari91Comment -
Paver the picture I saw she was very very cute , one of reasonsI fell for her.
I do not need the drama though
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Originally posted by pavyracer I've been waiting to see how long it would take you to jump in here. Such a predictable little man. Best of luck today if you actually do gamble! 
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