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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Arranged Marriages??
    Buddy of mine did one and is fukkin miserable, she never wants to fuk..

    He said the 1st night they fukked twice and she has said no the last 6 weeks since

    What a fukkin sucker

    Now he wants out and wants me to take him to a swingers club and fuk around with all different combinations.


    Sorry Ace I will stick to gambling and stick my cock in usb cock port and watch porn.
  • Deuce
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    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2


    Guy in avator.
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    • wtf
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-22-08
      • 12983

      #3
      u 2 should fuk each other

      this is where you say your straight as an arrow
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      • paco
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-07-09
        • 62873

        #4
        Muslims are allowed up to 4 chix at a time
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        • jagaf22
          SBR MVP
          • 01-22-08
          • 2932

          #5
          Arranged Marriages? Come on this isn't India!
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Originally posted by paco
            Muslims are allowed up to 4 chix at a time

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            • minet123
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              • 02-17-07
              • 10280

              #7

              Thanks for sharing
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                can they have orgies with them 4 at a time. ?
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82872

                  #9
                  What guarantees that in a non-arranged marriage she wouldn't say no to sex all the time?
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                  • jlgarciaiii22
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 1792

                    #10
                    Your friend probably doesn't know how to lay pipe...
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                    • shari91
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                      • 02-23-10
                      • 32661

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      What guarantees that in a non-arranged marriage she wouldn't say no to sex all the time?
                      Yeah that ^^^^

                      Just going on a hunch here, but if the guy's willing to be friends with you, the fact that he's not getting any probably has more to do with him being a complete tool than whether or not the marriage was arranged.

                      Again, just a guess.
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                      • pat venditto
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                        • 05-07-07
                        • 14347

                        #12
                        Shari you look like your balding pal. All the gambling must be getting to you.
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                        • Kemalettin
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                          • 03-20-10
                          • 1351

                          #13
                          paco what da fvck you talking about again?
                          dont come with me islamic muslim bullshits!
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                          • shari91
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                            • 02-23-10
                            • 32661

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pat venditto
                            Shari you look like your balding pal. All the gambling must be getting to you.
                            That's pretty funny Patty.
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kemalettin
                              paco what da fvck you talking about again?
                              dont come with me islamic muslim bullshits!
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                              • Chugs
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-01-09
                                • 1560

                                #16
                                JJ, maybe this is the solution for you ... at least youd get fuked twice
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                                • Bigmikesm
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-17-09
                                  • 1616

                                  #17
                                  Wouldn't even think about it. Most guys don't get much ass in a marriage where they choose the woman. I wonder how many arranged marriages are happy?
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                                  • 13th Inning
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 08-05-08
                                    • 878

                                    #18
                                    I knew an Indian couple whose marriage was arranged. All they ever did was have violent fights and throw things at each other and say shit like, "I wish I never married you!!!" and "Fukk off!!!"

                                    Very sad what happens to people in these high tension situations.
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                                    • Jonah
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-21-09
                                      • 4042

                                      #19
                                      Who arranged it? What culture/religion are we talking about here?
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                                      • stealthyburrito
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                                        • 05-12-09
                                        • 21562

                                        #20
                                        i knew this indian chick that arranged to get marry just so the dude could get a green card to this country. motherfukkers.
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                                        • RockBottom
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                                          • 12-03-08
                                          • 1448

                                          #21
                                          I know a few Indians whose marriages were arranged.
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                                          • paco
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                                            • 05-07-09
                                            • 62873

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kemalettin
                                            paco what da fvck you talking about again?
                                            dont come with me islamic muslim bullshits!


                                            u got problem with Muslims ?
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                                            • shari91
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                                              • 02-23-10
                                              • 32661

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RockBottom
                                              I know a few Indians whose marriages were arranged.
                                              I'm close friends with a couple who had an arranged marriage. And they are without a doubt the happiest couple I have ever met to the point where I get disgustingly jealous just being around them. No joke.

                                              As I said before, the fact that jj's friend isn't getting any most likely has more to do with him than with the fact that the marriage was arranged.
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                                              • THE PROFIT
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                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                If I get married it will have to be arranged while I'm out of town
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                                                • paco
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                                                  • 05-07-09
                                                  • 62873

                                                  #25
                                                  WesterniZed "love marriages" have the highest rate of divorce
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                                                  • michalis
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                                                    • 01-02-10
                                                    • 1439

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                    WesterniZed "love marriages" have the highest rate of divorce
                                                    so would YOU marry the woman you love or the woman they tell you to marry?

                                                    I'd rather marry someone I am attracted to and get divorced than marry someone they force onto me

                                                    the reason 'love marriages' as you call them have higher rates of divorce than arranged marriages is that people in arranged marriages are such drones that they wouldnt have the guts or brains to think of divorce, if they had any amount of say in their own lives they wouldnt have let someone else pick who and when they get married

                                                    PS - also marriage is in general something society forces onto us, if you arent married by the time you are 30 automatically you are black label, the world sucks and I say FACK judgmental people, I'll get married IF I want and if i do it will be to WHO I want
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                                                    • pico
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                                                      • 04-05-07
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                                                      #27
                                                      muslim divorce is simpler. just gather bunch of people to throw stones at the ex-wife
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Jews

                                                        Guy was shy, girl was hot

                                                        She let him fuk her twice the first night and the next day he said this is the greatest thing that ever happened to him, bragging, etc

                                                        You know the story, has not touched her since first night

                                                        She said she is always tired.............typical women

                                                        He claimed he made her *** twice too and she went crazy.

                                                        I told him to pay for sex or even go to swingers clubs where men and women wave you in and you just rip your clothes off and fuk all night with all different people without silly condoms. Now that is living.

                                                        Forget marriage of any sort, women cannot perform in the bedroom more than 15% of the time as opposed to men that can perform approx 80% of the time. If given the opportunity and a woman nude with me in the bedroom all I have to do is give her a sex stare and she cums.
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                                                        • gr1624
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 03-03-09
                                                          • 149

                                                          #29
                                                          I worked with a guy who paid $2000 for his wife and she's hot and cool while his brother paid like $12000 for his and she is ugly an no fun. Weird stuff.
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                                                          • pavyracer
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 04-12-07
                                                            • 82872

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by gr1624
                                                            I worked with a guy who paid $2000 for his wife and she's hot and cool while his brother paid like $12000 for his and she is ugly an no fun. Weird stuff.
                                                            But who gets the most sex? Hot looks doesn't guarantee she is a freak in bed.
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                                                            • manny24
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-22-07
                                                              • 20046

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Jews

                                                              Guy was shy, girl was hot

                                                              She let him fuk her twice the first night and the next day he said this is the greatest thing that ever happened to him, bragging, etc

                                                              You know the story, has not touched her since first night

                                                              She said she is always tired.............typical women

                                                              He claimed he made her *** twice too and she went crazy.

                                                              I told him to pay for sex or even go to swingers clubs where men and women wave you in and you just rip your clothes off and fuk all night with all different people without silly condoms. Now that is living.

                                                              Forget marriage of any sort, women cannot perform in the bedroom more than 15% of the time as opposed to men that can perform approx 80% of the time. If given the opportunity and a woman nude with me in the bedroom all I have to do is give her a sex stare and she cums.
                                                              holy fvck sex stare!
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                                                              • shari91
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                                                                • 02-23-10
                                                                • 32661

                                                                #32
                                                                The words 'sex stare' in any post from you, jj, leads me to believe this is bullshit.

                                                                Either post the stare in video form or clamp it.
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                                                                • shari91
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                                                                  • 02-23-10
                                                                  • 32661

                                                                  #33
                                                                  And I suspect your stats are a little off RatBag - 15% of women you've been with have one eye looking for you, one eye looking at you.

                                                                  The other 85% sober up enough in time to realise the Vodka Cruisers were just a tad too strong and wisely ditch and run.

                                                                  Sick fukk.

                                                                  I'm starting to think this is why you started this thread - whose parents in their right mind would arrange a marriage for their daughter with your sorry arse???

                                                                  Arranged marriages work. And they're beautiful when they do. No different than the 'normal ones' us divorce-crazy Westerners live by.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Shari I think I know a little more about sex and marriage than you do, I have been in many situations that give me this vast experience. Shari if your competitive marriage is not normal and does not work. Well wait marriage is not normal in any sense of the word. If you think being with someone every fukkin day for like 20 years is normal you need your head examined. It is pure routine boredom and your life is controlled daily. The thing is Shari and i hate to hurt your feelings but i would get bored of you if we dated not because your not pretty or anything but because this not normal, you need at least every year or so to be a a new relationship and always keep fresh. Shari come to NJ so I can teach you about life and how it really should be.
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                                                                    • pavyracer
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                                      • 82872

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Shari I think I know a little more about sex and marriage than you do, I have been in many situations that give me this vast experience.
                                                                      Sure an unmarried man that hasn't had sex with a woman for 13 years and counting has a vast experience in giving advice for sex and marriage.
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