I AM FKing DEAD IF I lose TONIGHT

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  • nobs
    Restricted User
    • 08-31-09
    • 4216

    #1
    I AM FKing DEAD IF I lose TONIGHT
    I know this sounds like an attention whore move, but I am just sitting here waiting to see if I live or die. I thought if I post my troubles maybe that will give me some kind of karma good luck or something.

    Anyway, I am probably the worst degenerate gambler that ever existed. Not only do I make stupid bets with stupid amounts of dollars that i cant really afford to lose, but on top of that I pretty much suck at picking games.

    I have seriously lost like 10 straight blog plays that I have posted on this board. How is this even possible ?

    Anyways, I got behind on my rent for April ( was due March 25th )and they made me a deal to wait until April 15th, I just have to pay an extra $75 late fee. Also i cant be late again. So by April 25th, I owe 2 rents plus a $75 late fee plus my electric bill and wate and sewage are all due.

    So when I woke up this morning, I got my paycheck which was about $1400 Net Pay. And I owed all together about $1400 for all those bills.

    So If I paid the Bills I would be broke for 2 weeks when I get my next paycheck. So I had this great idea that I would go to the Indian Casino with the $1400 and play it up to $2000, then pay all my bills and still have $600 left.

    It didnt work out that way, as I lost $1000 and came out with barely $450. So I just sent $400 to The Greek which brought my balance to about $600.

    I bet the whole amount on the Lakers first half to go under 96 1/2. I also called three different locals that I play through and got $275 to win $250 on the first half under 96 at two of them, and $220 for $200 on the under at the other one.

    So If I can just win this play I will have $1150 at the Greek and I will be owed another $700 from locals so that makes $1850 and I am set.

    If I lose, I am fuked.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Nobs nail this game you fuk!!!!

    I will root it in
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    • nobs
      Restricted User
      • 08-31-09
      • 4216

      #3
      Thank you JJ.

      If this first half doesnt go under, I will be living under a bridge. and running from 3 locals.
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      • Boner_18
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-24-08
        • 8301

        #4
        I hope you win. But this was a terribly stupid move.
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        • rm18
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-05
          • 22291

          #5
          I would of been dead if the Cardinals did not beat the Packers GL
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            Its only money. You got your health and hopefully someone who loves you.

            Take a break guy
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            • poker_dummy101
              Restricted User
              • 11-03-08
              • 6395

              #7
              nobs win or lose.. get out of this shit!

              gl though
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              • wantitall4moi
                SBR MVP
                • 04-17-10
                • 3063

                #8
                Here's a thought, quit gambling, you obviously are not only not very good at it, but you cant afford it.
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                • freeVICK
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-21-08
                  • 7114

                  #9
                  rooting for you bro
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                  • MexicanStallion
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-08-08
                    • 20429

                    #10
                    Best of luck.
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                    • diamond
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-09-06
                      • 3636

                      #11
                      Terrible situation..why so confident in the under?
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                      • Fishhead
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-11-05
                        • 40179

                        #12
                        What state do you live in, perhaps I can help you.


                        FH
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                        • tltaylor89
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-19-09
                          • 19610

                          #13
                          Holy shit NOBS hope you can win.
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                          • Cuse4tw
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-16-10
                            • 2895

                            #14
                            need the over could be better for you to lose....great for the storyline ya dig?

                            best of luck though
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                            • G's pks
                              Restricted User
                              • 01-01-09
                              • 22251

                              #15
                              GL....

                              If you win quit gambling...

                              If you lose quit gambling...

                              Anything but free cash you can afford to lose should not be gambled... But rooting for you.
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                              • sundin4prez
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-09-10
                                • 1970

                                #16
                                so wait..... whats gonna happen if you lose..... your gonna have no money for rent and bills and your going to be owing not 1 but 3 local bookies ...... good luck and hopefully you never do this agian.... on the other hand do this often because it makes games that i have nothing on intresting.....
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                                • CarpeDime
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-01-09
                                  • 7873

                                  #17
                                  what made you think you would win $600 at the casino? that's my first question

                                  why Lakers 1h under?? That's my second question. Cause you think they're gonna be low-scoring and if you're gonna go all-in you don't want to have to worry about OT?

                                  damn dude

                                  well I'd rather have the 1h under than the over in this one

                                  good luck bro
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                                  • freeVICK
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-21-08
                                    • 7114

                                    #18
                                    how old are you bro? your paychecks are only 1400???
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                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 71662

                                      #19
                                      This is why everyone should be fraudulent enough to at least have one credit card.
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                                      • wantitall4moi
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-17-10
                                        • 3063

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fishhead
                                        What state do you live in, perhaps I can help you.


                                        FH
                                        I really did chuckle out loud when I read that. First thought was better pay the landlord and not give him any cash.

                                        But then thought best help for him would be GA, or hitting rock bottom and losing everything.

                                        If the story is real then that is what it will take. Enabling guys that can't control themselves just doesnt work. I have seen it forever. I would lend money to guys, buy them tickets or put them in for some of my action to be a nice guy, sometimes even buy them a meal or get them comp tickets. A true degenerate gambler is as sad as it gets, and nothing helps them but being broke or losing it all and realizing it. Not a temporary set back, but actually being helpless. Sad but true. Gamblers are actually worse than drug addicts. Because with drug addicts they usually get caught and busted a couple times or even thrown in jail before it get really really bad. But most people just sort of laugh off degenerate gamblers as 'harmless'.
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                                        • CarpeDime
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-01-09
                                          • 7873

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Nobs nail this game you fuk!!!!

                                          I will root it in

                                          lot of fukin pressure here jj

                                          this is the kind of sh*t youre always talking about

                                          guys fukin going all in on nba playoff halftime totals, spreading it out over 3 locals, throwing some into the greek, getting sh*t set up for one big one, just need this one to come in ONE TIME

                                          this scene is right out of one of jj's vids
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                                          • CarpeDime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-01-09
                                            • 7873

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by freeVICK
                                            how old are you bro? your paychecks are only 1400???

                                            thats net, twice a month

                                            that means he makes 50k a year

                                            how much do you make?
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                                            • freeVICK
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-21-08
                                              • 7114

                                              #23
                                              how the fck do u live on 2800 a month? find a chick with an awesome job!!!
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                                              • BestPlay2day
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-25-08
                                                • 5794

                                                #24
                                                Hope you hit the under tonight, you'll have many of us on SBR cheering you on. Win or lose, don't bet what you can't afford going forward.
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                                                • mmike032
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-11-08
                                                  • 8905

                                                  #25
                                                  good luck
                                                  if the bet doesnt come in...
                                                  knock over a few liqour stores
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                                                  • Fishhead
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-11-05
                                                    • 40179

                                                    #26
                                                    Cheer this kid in!!
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                                                    • wantitall4moi
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-17-10
                                                      • 3063

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by freeVICK
                                                      how the fck do u live on 2800 a month? find a chick with an awesome job!!!
                                                      Depending on what he claims thats around a 50-55K a year job which is well above the national average for salary. more than double actually.

                                                      I hope you dont rely on your math skills to be a successful gambler.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                        lot of fukin pressure here jj

                                                        this is the kind of sh*t youre always talking about

                                                        guys fukin going all in on nba playoff halftime totals, spreading it out over 3 locals, throwing some into the greek, getting sh*t set up for one big one, just need this one to come in ONE TIME

                                                        this scene is right out of one of jj's vids
                                                        It kind of is, I give this guy credit, he is going all in and does not give a fuk

                                                        tHIS IS CRAZY, he wil be a fukkin nervous wreck watching 1st half

                                                        This is what gambling is all about, its like a fukkin crazy high

                                                        I am not even betting this and feel high rooting for this guy

                                                        Nail this game you fuk
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                                                        • CarpeDime
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-01-09
                                                          • 7873

                                                          #29
                                                          THIS IS WHAT GAMBLING IS ALL ABOUT


                                                          COMMON UNDER

                                                          ONE TIME!!

                                                          we need a praying smiley
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                                                          • CarpeDime
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-01-09
                                                            • 7873

                                                            #30
                                                            jj win or lose make a vid analyzing this guy's situation and actions
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                                                            • Iwinyourmoney
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 04-18-07
                                                              • 18368

                                                              #31
                                                              With this whole mess you started at 1400$.....ur now on track to be up 450$ out of that 1400. Could of just laid a -250 play
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                                                              • TheLock
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 04-06-08
                                                                • 14427

                                                                #32
                                                                Serious drama right before our eyes boys
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                                                                • EaglesPhan36
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                                  • 71662

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This will make the 1st half fascinating because otherwise I don't give two shakes about this game tonight.
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                                                                  • in2thethickofit
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-26-09
                                                                    • 2622

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Nail this thing...man, I have been here for sure...hope it goes way LOW for ya!!!
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                                                                    • goldengreek
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-25-07
                                                                      • 8340

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by nobs
                                                                      i know this sounds like an attention whore move, but i am just sitting here waiting to see if i live or die. I thought if i post my troubles maybe that will give me some kind of karma good luck or something.

                                                                      Anyway, i am probably the worst degenerate gambler that ever existed. Not only do i make stupid bets with stupid amounts of dollars that i cant really afford to lose, but on top of that i pretty much suck at picking games.

                                                                      I have seriously lost like 10 straight blog plays that i have posted on this board. How is this even possible ?

                                                                      Anyways, i got behind on my rent for april ( was due march 25th )and they made me a deal to wait until april 15th, i just have to pay an extra $75 late fee. Also i cant be late again. So by april 25th, i owe 2 rents plus a $75 late fee plus my electric bill and wate and sewage are all due.

                                                                      So when i woke up this morning, i got my paycheck which was about $1400 net pay. And i owed all together about $1400 for all those bills.

                                                                      So if i paid the bills i would be broke for 2 weeks when i get my next paycheck. So i had this great idea that i would go to the indian casino with the $1400 and play it up to $2000, then pay all my bills and still have $600 left.

                                                                      It didnt work out that way, as i lost $1000 and came out with barely $450. So i just sent $400 to the greek which brought my balance to about $600.

                                                                      I bet the whole amount on the lakers first half to go under 96 1/2. I also called three different locals that i play through and got $275 to win $250 on the first half under 96 at two of them, and $220 for $200 on the under at the other one.

                                                                      So if i can just win this play i will have $1150 at the greek and i will be owed another $700 from locals so that makes $1850 and i am set.

                                                                      If i lose, i am fuked.

                                                                      on a scale of 1-10 for degenerate gambling stories...thats a 1

                                                                      ive seen and heard worse

                                                                      shit..ive been thru worse
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