1. 01-23-19 06:55 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Many Players Talk Handicappers "Snake Salesman"

    They never say they are losing or had bad runs

    They do talk about wins

    Never ever admit failure

    Typical Sales
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  2. 01-23-19 06:57 AM #2
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    WTH , handles missing or what ?
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  3. 01-23-19 07:03 AM #3
    Chi_archie
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    Get your snake oil! Folks!
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  4. 01-23-19 07:04 AM #4
    5mike5
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    No arguing that point
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  5. 01-23-19 07:08 AM #5
    Big Bear
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    I get what you are saying and whatever the case may be.

    Let me give you some advise that old mentor gave me

    “Whatever you do, never stop swinging”
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  6. 01-23-19 07:46 AM #6
    jjgold
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    snakes
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  7. 01-23-19 10:01 AM #7
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    I would gladly buy some volcano insurance, who's selling?
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  8. 01-23-19 10:12 AM #8
    gauchojake
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    Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
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  9. 01-23-19 10:25 AM #9
    The General
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    Take care of your own house worry less about someone else's
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  10. 01-23-19 10:35 AM #10
    Al Masters
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    Do you remember when snakes use to
    hisss.

    Nowadays they say things like buddy,
    Pal,Bro,And they have become able to smile
    while saying it...

    They no longer live only in Forrests and deserts.
    Their all over big cities.

    Good chance ones living very close to you
    as we speak.

    Be aware they don’t get into Houses the old
    fashioned way through pipes and drains.

    Oh No.. these days they come a knockin
    at your front door with a smile and friendly
    disposition.

    And unlike snakes of old when you saw one
    you knew instantly “this is a snake”
    walk the other way..

    Now.. you won’t know it’s a snake untill
    its to late.
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  11. 01-23-19 10:38 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    They do talk about wins

    Here's one

    Took a sucker for $50 last night... guy running his mouth talking bad about SDSU basketball -- said Fresno would win by 15

    Sammy spoke up and said he would take SDSU +14 1/2 for 100.00

    The loudmouth stuttered

    After 20 mins of negotiations Sammy got 10 1/2 for 50.00
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  12. 01-23-19 10:38 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by The General View Post
    Take care of your own house worry less about someone else's
    Thanks for sharing your fortune cookie... again
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  13. 01-23-19 10:42 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
    Can you believe some of these chuckleheads actually buy snake oil Gaucher? Sophisticated gentlemen like us know you’re supposed to rub the fukkin snake right on those aches and pains.
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  14. 01-23-19 10:45 AM #14
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    CBD Oil
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  15. 01-23-19 11:20 AM #15
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    Sammy your a shark but do admit heavy loses also
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  16. 01-23-19 11:23 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy your a shark but do admit heavy loses also
    This thread is about snakes not sharks..

    stay on the topic.
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  17. 01-23-19 11:24 AM #17
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    Im more prone to talk about my big wins , but I never embelish on my losses when prompted
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  18. 01-23-19 11:27 AM #18
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    Clearly jj taking a shot at morino here
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  19. 01-23-19 11:31 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
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  20. 01-23-19 11:43 AM #20
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    Who the hell even cares around here for christ sakes?
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  21. 01-23-19 12:14 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    snakes


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  22. 01-23-19 12:15 PM #22
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    Corbin would make a great COLD CALLER in the pick sales business.
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  23. 01-23-19 01:47 PM #23
    jjgold
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    No

    Too honest slick

    I help the gambler not hurt him
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  24. 01-23-19 01:49 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No

    Too honest slick

    I help the gambler not hurt him
    this is very true.
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  25. 01-23-19 02:24 PM #25
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  26. 01-23-19 04:18 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Clearly jj taking a shot at morino here
    Fuk off
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  27. 01-23-19 04:29 PM #27
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  28. 01-23-19 05:08 PM #28
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    Internet is made for phonies.
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  29. 01-25-19 12:12 PM #29
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    Does anyone remember the great SCOTTY LANDEAU?
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  30. 01-25-19 12:18 PM #30
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    can we get names?

    i publicize being a loser for the day i make it
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  31. 01-25-19 12:20 PM #31
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    sellin picks is easy - you have a 50/50 shot most give one side to first caller and other side to the next caller .. so easy right slick
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  32. 03-20-19 04:45 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Here's one

    Took a sucker for $50 last night... guy running his mouth talking bad about SDSU basketball -- said Fresno would win by 15

    Sammy spoke up and said he would take SDSU +14 1/2 for 100.00

    The loudmouth stuttered

    After 20 mins of negotiations Sammy got 10 1/2 for 50.00
    No cool, Sammy.

    You are supposed to be helping your son get back on the straight and narrow.

    Wife is going to be PISSED.
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  33. 03-20-19 04:48 PM #33
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    it makes no sense to me to claim you are a big time winner

    noone else cares and itll just draw unwanted attention
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  34. 03-20-19 04:52 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    it makes no sense to me to claim you are a big time winner

    noone else cares and itll just draw unwanted attention
    nobody who wins is posting on any site like this..why would they? we all win some then lose it all back then some..anybody claims different is full of shit
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  35. 03-20-19 04:58 PM #35
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    Morino is their leader
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