hey guys some chick just invited me to a three some

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 06:44 PM

You should have known it was a scam.

Cigarette packs are individually wrapped in plastic, so if they spilled water on a carton, nothing would happen. You can throw a pack of cigarettes in a pool and let it float for hours, and the cigarettes inside will be nice and dry (personal experience).

It was probobly some broke ass, who didnt have any money for cigarettes that lived next door or across the street. So when you put the cigs there, they grabbed em while you were at the door talking to Mr Wife Beater. That wasnt even their house!!!

pat venditto · 04-15-10, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by French Tickler

You should have known it was a scam. Cigarette packs are individually wrapped in plastic, so if they spilled water on a carton, nothing would happen. You can throw a pack of cigarettes in a pool and let it float for hours, and the cigarettes inside will be nice and dry (personal experience). It was probobly some broke ass, who didnt have any money for cigarettes that lived next door or across the street. So when you put the cigs there, they grabbed em while you were at the door talking to Mr Wife Beater. That wasnt even their house!!!

KingKolzig · 04-15-10, 07:02 PM

this entire thread was made up they should ban this guy, what a fukkin dik

stealthyburrito · 04-15-10, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

this entire thread was made up they should ban this guy, what a fukkin dik

seriously, cant put the pics up cuz she may be under 18

FrozenMAN · 04-15-10, 07:28 PM

WHAT A TARD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...i woulda paid money to see your face when that guy opened the door LOLOLOLOL

G's pks · 04-15-10, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by dodger33

I think SHE is a HE

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G's pks · 04-15-10, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

this entire thread was made up they should ban this guy, what a fukkin dik

.....

Thor4140 · 04-15-10, 07:40 PM

http://letterstotwilight.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/chrishansen.jpg

OmgUrMom · 04-15-10, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

this entire thread was made up they should ban this guy, what a fukkin dik

you fukks! Why would i make this shiat up?

JJ, I AM NOT PECOS BILL

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 11:02 PM

lmao... but no one can be seriously that desperate to drive an hour, bring a carton of cigs just to meet someone they never met, and cant prove they are real.

If you did, sorry bro... but your better off spending that $100+ you wasted (cigs and gas) on Craigslist.... either way, you would have gotten Fu**ed one way or the other.

OmgUrMom · 04-15-10, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by French Tickler

lmao... but no one can be seriously that desperate to drive an hour, bring a carton of cigs just to meet someone they never met, and cant prove they are real.

If you did, sorry bro... but your better off spending that $100+ you wasted (cigs and gas) on Craigslist.... either way, you would have gotten Fu**ed one way or the other.

dude they were like young hot 8-9s on a 10 point scale. I figured it was worth the 50/50 chance of gettign a threesome with them. Sure there was some risk, but i calculated it and deemed it worth a try.

landers781 · 04-15-10, 11:23 PM

I like his reasoning for not posting pics

They may not be 18...BUT YOU WERE GONNA BANG THEM BOTH! Cmon man use your head attached to your neck

OmgUrMom · 04-15-10, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by landers781

I like his reasoning for not posting pics

They may not be 18...BUT YOU WERE GONNA BANG THEM BOTH! Cmon man use your head attached to your neck

well banging them would of been fun, where as posting the pics does nothing 4 me. I would do it as promised if there wasn't a law against it.....

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by landers781

I like his reasoning for not posting pics

They may not be 18...BUT YOU WERE GONNA BANG THEM BOTH! Cmon man use your head attached to your neck

Yeah hahahaha....

"I cant post pics of them cause they might not be 18.... Yet I can manipulate every orafice of thier body with my rigid uncircumsized member"

Makes sense lmao

OmgUrMom · 04-15-10, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by French Tickler

Yeah hahahaha....

"I cant post pics of them cause they might not be 18.... Yet I can manipulate every orafice of thier body with my rigid uncircumsized member"

Makes sense lmao

it does make sense, check my earlier post. Makes perfect sense

if you don't get it well then

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 11:33 PM

They SENT you the pics..... They are yours to do as you please. They sent them to you of their own free will. As long as they arent naked (which you can easily cover up with MS Paint) you arent breaking any laws.

Here I am posting a pic of about 60+ underage kids...... Am I breaking any laws?

rfr3sh · 04-15-10, 11:41 PM

if youre this stupid why are you betting on sports
books must love you

KingKolzig · 04-15-10, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

well banging them would of been fun, where as posting the pics does nothing 4 me. I would do it as promised if there wasn't a law against it.....

yes it does do something, it makes all the people who read this thread not hate this particular persona you created with a ghost account

THE PROFIT · 04-15-10, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

this entire thread was made up they should ban this guy, what a fukkin dik

If this was the case JJ would be banned for life

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

If this was the case JJ would be banned for life

Then banned again as soon as he is reincarnated

OmgUrMom · 04-15-10, 11:57 PM

pic removed by the FBI

French Tickler · 04-15-10, 11:59 PM

OmgUrMom · 04-16-10, 12:02 AM

why we need the fat lesbians pic you fukk? I have a whole bunch of hot nudes but I can't post those.

French Tickler · 04-16-10, 12:06 AM

Geez lighten up, just ****in with you man lol.

KingKolzig · 04-16-10, 07:36 AM

is this guy allowed to start more threads?

jnickell100 · 04-16-10, 08:39 AM

Fadeaway Kush · 04-16-10, 10:48 AM

hahahah

M@ximo · 04-16-10, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by billyloco

I feel cheap for reading this whole fukn thread...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now having said that, when i was 38 i had two threesomes in a week...the first was with two of my 19 yr old Wendy's employees (chubby girls) who were step sisters....they ended up being closet lesbians but was wanting to do the boss....LOL!!!! The 2nd was also 2 of my employees (both named Robin) and they were HOTT 18 yr olds whom just wanted to prove to the chubby girls they were just as wild as them...they were by an hour and a half..LOL!!!!!!!....good old days.

oK.., so, right now, the best way to get a threesome its working on Wendys?!!.., its one close to home.., i'll go check on the girls....

I had a threesome once.., wasn't that good.., one of them was so drunk that that i didn't even wanted to be closed to her, i was so scared she was going to throu up... Now that i think of it.., just live it as i had regular sex that night...

see you in wendys!!

samdapatriotsfan · 05-04-10, 10:34 PM

LOL, this thread is hilarious. True or not, OMG either has a hell of an imagination or a hell of an adventerous streak. I am glad nothing bad happened to you. I agree with the other posters, next time just save your time and money and use Redbook or Craigslist, LOL.

JUST A MAN · 05-04-10, 10:47 PM

Good try. LOL..

laclippers504 · 05-04-10, 11:12 PM

no pics?