Just tell her you just got off work from patrolling the streets as a cop. Then see if she still wants to meet ya
hey guys some chick just invited me to a three some
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bigsassysterSBR Hustler
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#36Comment -
OmgUrMomRestricted User
- 02-07-10
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#37ok im going, this is not a good idea but i haven't done anything stupid in awhile, will have pics when i returnComment -
Ced's shadowSBR MVP
- 11-27-09
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#38Take care bud and come back with a good storyComment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
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#39Fake.Comment -
poker_dummy101Restricted User
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#40we will never see this guy againComment -
KingKolzigSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-02-10
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#41I actually want to kill him for not posting any pics. he kept saying he will post them. wtf.............i feel inside like i just pushed a huge bet where i was leading easily, i was so sure those pics were coming any minute............omgurmon u are an idiot i hope they kidnap uComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#42I wonder what happened??Comment -
Ace_of_SpadesSBR Posting Legend
- 10-14-09
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#43Too many threads like these on this forum.Comment -
excelRestricted User
- 03-25-10
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#44I bet they kidnapped this guy and forced him into a asian prostitution ring.Comment -
floridagolferSBR MVP
- 12-19-08
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#45You don't know these two? Oh, yeah, this sounds like it's going to work out just wonderfully.Comment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
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#46RIPComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
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#47hey were all gamblers here, he is rolling the dice
might come up snake eyesComment -
StealinhomeSBR Wise Guy
- 10-23-09
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#48WOWComment -
excelRestricted User
- 03-25-10
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#49If you believe this guess what...... YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS JUST WON 15 MILLION DOLLARS... Get back with me for details on claiming.Comment -
billylocoSBR MVP
- 04-07-06
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#50I feel cheap for reading this whole fukn thread...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now having said that, when i was 38 i had two threesomes in a week...the first was with two of my 19 yr old Wendy's employees (chubby girls) who were step sisters....they ended up being closet lesbians but was wanting to do the boss....LOL!!!! The 2nd was also 2 of my employees (both named Robin) and they were HOTT 18 yr olds whom just wanted to prove to the chubby girls they were just as wild as them...they were by an hour and a half..LOL!!!!!!!....good old days.Comment -
HenPrivilegeSBR MVP
- 01-10-09
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#51Another thread talking about girls with no pics?
FAILComment -
bradtheblokeSBR MVP
- 07-26-09
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#52how do i know his pic isnt on back of this milk carton im drinking?Comment -
virus450SBR Hustler
- 04-11-10
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#53Originally posted by pat vendittoWe need some pics and maybe a pic of her mum.
video would be enoughComment -
French TicklerSBR Wise Guy
- 03-25-10
- 817
#54
FORT PIERCE — A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.
“The female approached asking (the victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.
The victim told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.
The victim, who wasn’t injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt.
An officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroomComment -
mtneer1212SBR MVP
- 06-22-08
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#55How can you not find a 300lb hooker?Comment -
36mafiaRestricted User
- 11-08-09
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#56Originally posted by mtneer1212How can you not find a 300lb hooker?Comment -
keyboardingSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-30-09
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#57Originally posted by Ace_of_SpadesSomeone is going to get raped and die.Comment -
pat vendittoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-07-07
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#58So he got mugged by a whale hooker?Comment -
bradtheblokeSBR MVP
- 07-26-09
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#59wheres this guy at?Comment -
GiveMeaBJSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-08-09
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#60Hopefully his family can afford the ransom.Comment -
dodger33SBR MVP
- 08-14-09
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#61i will give him 200 points if he posts up a picture of the dude that raped himComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#62I think this guy is Peco BillComment -
tepSBR Rookie
- 12-25-09
- 48
#63He'll be on "To catch a predator" at some point.Comment -
Mac4LyfeSBR Aristocracy
- 01-04-09
- 48551
#64Where the hell do you find this stuff?Originally posted by French Ticklerhttp://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/nov/...te-robbed-him/
FORT PIERCE — A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.
“The female approached asking (the victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.
The victim told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.
The victim, who wasn’t injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt.
An officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
- 21562
#65I think this guy could really be dead, poor smuck.Comment -
pat vendittoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-07-07
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#66Did this guy get any last night?Comment -
big joe 1212SBR Posting Legend
- 06-01-08
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#67his kidneys are now for sale on the internetComment -
OmgUrMomRestricted User
- 02-07-10
- 8481
#68Ok, here's what happened boys, I left for her house about 3:30 A.M. While driving I was texting her back and forth, and I found out these disturbing tidbits. Apparently her girlfriend did NOT know I was coming over because she wanted it to be a surprise! (WTF!?) Somehow my putting the carton of cigarettes on top of the purple van worked into the "big surprise". On top of this, I found out the house was not really hers as she had claimed, it was actually her uncles! (he was on vacation) I didn't find out about this till I was about halfway there. I seriously considered turning around in lieu of this unnerving development, but I was only 30 miles away and I had already paid $63 for the carton of cigs.
About 30 minutes later I finally arrive and spot the purple van parked in a driveway on the street she specified, so I pulled up and parked alongside it. I was getting more nervous and sweating profusely, this whole situation was a bit fukked up and I was wishing I had just stayed home. But being I was already there, I wasn't wussing out now. So I grabbed my carton of cigs and put them on top of the purple van, and went up and knocked on the door. I sat there for a couple minutes (and started texting the girl asking where she was, no reply) I rang the bell and knocked again, and this time a burly looking ****er wearing a wife beater and sweat pants answered and said, " who the hell are you kid? Get off my ****ing property its 5 A.M. and you woke me up asshole!" I was almost pissing myself I was so scared, I was just like sorry dude and ran to my car, whipped it out of his driveway and got the fukk outta there.
After calming down I realized I had forgotten my cigs on the van! I was only a few miles away so I figured I would turn around and go get them. I'm not a smoker but I figured I could sell them to one of my friends. This time I parked a couple houses away so I could ninja my way up to the purple van and grab my cigs. I got up the van and couldn't find them! WTF!?? I thought about knocking on his door and asking him "where the **** did my cigs go?" But I decided it was not worth the risk and headed home, still horny and minus 63 dollars and half a tank of gas. **** me, was I thinking!?
I've texted the girl numerous times since this all happened, but I haven't gotten a reply.
Also about posting the pics, isn't there some law that says you can't post pics of people under the age of 18? They looked to be 18-22 but I can't be sure and it's not worth risking it, if there is a law against that.Comment -
Masu485SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-14-08
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#69fukk man, women can use beauty and sex to get anything they want.Comment -
bigbankSBR Sharp
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#70nopeComment
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