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  • bigsassyster
    SBR Hustler
    • 10-07-09
    • 79

    #36
    Just tell her you just got off work from patrolling the streets as a cop. Then see if she still wants to meet ya
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    • OmgUrMom
      Restricted User
      • 02-07-10
      • 8481

      #37
      ok im going, this is not a good idea but i haven't done anything stupid in awhile, will have pics when i return
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      • Ced's shadow
        SBR MVP
        • 11-27-09
        • 2986

        #38
        Take care bud and come back with a good story
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        • BatemanPatrickl
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-21-07
          • 18772

          #39
          Fake.
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          • poker_dummy101
            Restricted User
            • 11-03-08
            • 6395

            #40
            we will never see this guy again
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            • KingKolzig
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-02-10
              • 5550

              #41
              I actually want to kill him for not posting any pics. he kept saying he will post them. wtf.............i feel inside like i just pushed a huge bet where i was leading easily, i was so sure those pics were coming any minute............omgurmon u are an idiot i hope they kidnap u
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #42
                I wonder what happened??
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                • Ace_of_Spades
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-14-09
                  • 13518

                  #43
                  Too many threads like these on this forum.
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                  • excel
                    Restricted User
                    • 03-25-10
                    • 4270

                    #44
                    I bet they kidnapped this guy and forced him into a asian prostitution ring.
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                    • floridagolfer
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-19-08
                      • 2757

                      #45
                      You don't know these two? Oh, yeah, this sounds like it's going to work out just wonderfully.
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                      • EaglesPhan36
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 71662

                        #46
                        RIP
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                        • wtf
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-22-08
                          • 12983

                          #47
                          hey were all gamblers here, he is rolling the dice

                          might come up snake eyes
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                          • Stealinhome
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 10-23-09
                            • 977

                            #48
                            WOW
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                            • excel
                              Restricted User
                              • 03-25-10
                              • 4270

                              #49
                              If you believe this guess what...... YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS JUST WON 15 MILLION DOLLARS... Get back with me for details on claiming.
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                              • billyloco
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-07-06
                                • 1411

                                #50
                                I feel cheap for reading this whole fukn thread...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Now having said that, when i was 38 i had two threesomes in a week...the first was with two of my 19 yr old Wendy's employees (chubby girls) who were step sisters....they ended up being closet lesbians but was wanting to do the boss....LOL!!!! The 2nd was also 2 of my employees (both named Robin) and they were HOTT 18 yr olds whom just wanted to prove to the chubby girls they were just as wild as them...they were by an hour and a half..LOL!!!!!!!....good old days.
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                                • HenPrivilege
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-10-09
                                  • 1720

                                  #51
                                  Another thread talking about girls with no pics?

                                  FAIL
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                                  • bradthebloke
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-26-09
                                    • 3175

                                    #52
                                    how do i know his pic isnt on back of this milk carton im drinking?
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                                    • virus450
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 04-11-10
                                      • 52

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by pat venditto
                                      We need some pics and maybe a pic of her mum.

                                      video would be enough
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                                      • French Tickler
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 03-25-10
                                        • 817

                                        #54


                                        FORT PIERCE — A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
                                        The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.
                                        “The female approached asking (the victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.
                                        The victim told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.
                                        The victim, who wasn’t injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt.
                                        An officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.
                                        Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                                        • mtneer1212
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-22-08
                                          • 4993

                                          #55
                                          How can you not find a 300lb hooker?
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                                          • 36mafia
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 11-08-09
                                            • 2389

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by mtneer1212
                                            How can you not find a 300lb hooker?
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                                            • keyboarding
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 07-30-09
                                              • 6817

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                                              Someone is going to get raped and die.
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                                              • pat venditto
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-07-07
                                                • 14347

                                                #58
                                                So he got mugged by a whale hooker?
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                                                • bradthebloke
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-26-09
                                                  • 3175

                                                  #59
                                                  wheres this guy at?
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                                                  • GiveMeaBJ
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-08-09
                                                    • 8449

                                                    #60
                                                    Hopefully his family can afford the ransom.
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                                                    • dodger33
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-14-09
                                                      • 3962

                                                      #61
                                                      i will give him 200 points if he posts up a picture of the dude that raped him
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #62
                                                        I think this guy is Peco Bill
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                                                        • tep
                                                          SBR Rookie
                                                          • 12-25-09
                                                          • 48

                                                          #63
                                                          He'll be on "To catch a predator" at some point.
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                                                          • Mac4Lyfe
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 01-04-09
                                                            • 48551

                                                            #64
                                                            Where the hell do you find this stuff?
                                                            Originally posted by French Tickler
                                                            http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/nov/...te-robbed-him/

                                                            FORT PIERCE — A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
                                                            The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.
                                                            “The female approached asking (the victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.
                                                            The victim told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.
                                                            The victim, who wasn’t injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt.
                                                            An officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.
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                                                            • stealthyburrito
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-12-09
                                                              • 21562

                                                              #65
                                                              I think this guy could really be dead, poor smuck.
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                                                              • pat venditto
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-07-07
                                                                • 14347

                                                                #66
                                                                Did this guy get any last night?
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                                                                • big joe 1212
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-01-08
                                                                  • 19380

                                                                  #67
                                                                  his kidneys are now for sale on the internet
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                                                                  • OmgUrMom
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 02-07-10
                                                                    • 8481

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Ok, here's what happened boys, I left for her house about 3:30 A.M. While driving I was texting her back and forth, and I found out these disturbing tidbits. Apparently her girlfriend did NOT know I was coming over because she wanted it to be a surprise! (WTF!?) Somehow my putting the carton of cigarettes on top of the purple van worked into the "big surprise". On top of this, I found out the house was not really hers as she had claimed, it was actually her uncles! (he was on vacation) I didn't find out about this till I was about halfway there. I seriously considered turning around in lieu of this unnerving development, but I was only 30 miles away and I had already paid $63 for the carton of cigs.

                                                                    About 30 minutes later I finally arrive and spot the purple van parked in a driveway on the street she specified, so I pulled up and parked alongside it. I was getting more nervous and sweating profusely, this whole situation was a bit fukked up and I was wishing I had just stayed home. But being I was already there, I wasn't wussing out now. So I grabbed my carton of cigs and put them on top of the purple van, and went up and knocked on the door. I sat there for a couple minutes (and started texting the girl asking where she was, no reply) I rang the bell and knocked again, and this time a burly looking ****er wearing a wife beater and sweat pants answered and said, " who the hell are you kid? Get off my ****ing property its 5 A.M. and you woke me up asshole!" I was almost pissing myself I was so scared, I was just like sorry dude and ran to my car, whipped it out of his driveway and got the fukk outta there.

                                                                    After calming down I realized I had forgotten my cigs on the van! I was only a few miles away so I figured I would turn around and go get them. I'm not a smoker but I figured I could sell them to one of my friends. This time I parked a couple houses away so I could ninja my way up to the purple van and grab my cigs. I got up the van and couldn't find them! WTF!?? I thought about knocking on his door and asking him "where the **** did my cigs go?" But I decided it was not worth the risk and headed home, still horny and minus 63 dollars and half a tank of gas. **** me, was I thinking!?

                                                                    I've texted the girl numerous times since this all happened, but I haven't gotten a reply.

                                                                    Also about posting the pics, isn't there some law that says you can't post pics of people under the age of 18? They looked to be 18-22 but I can't be sure and it's not worth risking it, if there is a law against that.
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                                                                    • Masu485
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-14-08
                                                                      • 7700

                                                                      #69
                                                                      fukk man, women can use beauty and sex to get anything they want.
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                                                                      • bigbank
                                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                                        • 12-19-09
                                                                        • 464

                                                                        #70
                                                                        nope
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