Shit, I'll pass a drug test....

[stealthyburrito]

[pitman]

i knew a crazy fuk who would drink bleach before is mandatory drug tests. He said it works......
He also robbed is his own bank with a shotgun, got $740 in cash all stained to hell with ink and a couple years in jail.

[Extra Innings]

You're gonna pay for that

[GiveMeaBJ]

Paterson, NJ. Tell me when you're in town...I'll even let you ride in the car.

If you ever came through my town . . . you would want the police escort...trust me

Now let's not overreact. 85% of Paterson is safe. You moron cops though are too scared to go where all the crime actually happens to stop it. You guys just wait until its over then do the paperwork. Theres no reason why every light I drive past on Preakness Ave needs to have a cop by it. Theres no reason why every time I go down McBride there are cops everywhere.

I dont understand why you guys don't stay on St. Patricks Drive where everything goes down?

[2daBank]

Now let's not overreact. 85% of Paterson is safe. You moron cops though are too scared to go where all the crime actually happens to stop it. You guys just wait until its over then do the paperwork. Theres no reason why every light I drive past on Preakness Ave needs to have a cop by it. Theres no reason why every time I go down McBride there are cops everywhere.

I dont understand why you guys don't stay on St. Patricks Drive where everything goes down?

damn giver,why dont you just give them your plugs phone number while your at it

[GiveMeaBJ]

damn giver,why dont you just give them your plugs phone number while your at it

It's not what it looks like.

[OmgUrMom]

I used to get so nervous if I had to take a drug test I would get physically ill. Even if I was clean. I dont get it. I guess I was just worried it would be "Good news is you're drug free, bad news is we found a rare cok rotting strain of VD in your urine"

[Extra Innings]

Now let's not overreact. 85% of Paterson is safe. You moron cops though are too scared to go where all the crime actually happens to stop it. You guys just wait until its over then do the paperwork. Theres no reason why every light I drive past on Preakness Ave needs to have a cop by it. Theres no reason why every time I go down McBride there are cops everywhere.

I dont understand why you guys don't stay on St. Patricks Drive where everything goes down?

Haha...wait until my Wayne colleagues see this one. You're dead...you hear me? DEAD!