Shit, I'll pass a drug test....

[Doug]

test me for pot, coke, no problem

even nicotene or caffeine

give me 48 hours to sober up from the booze, I'll show zeroes for everything, you can think of.

[Brock Landers]

uh ok

[THE PROFIT]

test me for pot, coke, no problem

even nicotene or caffeine

give me 48 hours to sober up from the booze, I'll show zeroes for everything, you can think of.

was this a subliminal thought that you just happened to type?

[2daBank]

we all are very happy that you are clean

[THE PROFIT]

I used to get so nervous if I had to take a drug test I would get physically ill. Even if I was clean. I dont get it. I guess I was just worried it would be "Good news is you're drug free, bad news is we found a rare cok rotting strain of VD in your urine"

[dtp]

good job

[2daBank]

i can pass a test but it doesnt necessarily mean im clean

[stealthyburrito]

lots of strategies to beat the system, get em bud

[THE PROFIT]

i can pass a test but it doesnt necessarily mean im clean

exactly! I have never used someone elses piss either.

[Extra Innings]

How would pass a test that measures metabolites?

[THE PROFIT]

I dont know shit pig!

[2daBank]

I dont know shit pig!

for real....why would i cheat on a drug test, ive never touched the stuff

[THE PROFIT]

I wasnt even in town when it happened

[Extra Innings]

I dont know shit pig!

Haha

I had this punk pulled over one time. Young kid with an attitude. On his way home from college...real smart guy. Big fukcing whooptidoo.

Anyways, I had my taser trained on his back while performing a field sobriety test. I wanted to soo badly light that kid up like a Christmas tree. He passed. Before giving him the breathylyzer I wiped the straw down with an alcohol swab. .33 BAL off the charts

I ripped off the receipt, gave him 5 citations and told him to get the fukc out of there.

It was his lucky day. I showed him who was boss...Come through my town and be ready to expect hell.

[THE PROFIT]

What's your town? I'll be sure to show up & fuk things up!

[2daBank]

Haha

I had this punk pulled over one time. Young kid with an attitude. On his way home from college...real smart guy. Big fukcing whooptidoo.

Anyways, I had my taser trained on his back while performing a field sobriety test. He passed. Before giving him the breathylyzer I wiped the straw down with an alcohol swab. .33 BAL off the charts

I ripped off the receipt, gave him 5 citations and told him to get the fukc out of there.

It was his lucky day. I showed him who was boss...Come through my town and be ready to expect hell.

you should be very proud of yourself......fukkn cops the reason my lawyer charges so much , almost worth it though when he makes them look like stupid fuks in the courtroom

[Extra Innings]

What's your town? I'll be sure to show up & fuk things up!

Paterson, NJ. Tell me when you're in town...I'll even let you ride in the car.

[THE PROFIT]

I'm already not allowed in NJ

[Extra Innings]

you should be very proud of yourself......fukkn cops the reason my lawyer charges so much , almost worth it though when he makes them look like stupid fuks in the courtroom

Only advice to you is that we work hard enough. The last thing I want to do is arrest a tough guy...lots of paperwork.

[Extra Innings]

A lot of us hang out at the Sunrise Gentleman's Club. PM if you every want the hook-up...solid group of guys

[36mafia]

A lot of us hang out at the Sunrise Gentleman's Club. PM if you every want the hook-up...solid group of guys

jesus christ talk about entrapment
pigs are the fukkin scum of the earth. only one thing thats worst and thats the fukkin rats and snitches that tickle these fukking cops balls around

[Extra Innings]

jesus christ talk about entrapment
pigs are the fukkin scum of the earth. only one thing thats worst and thats the fukkin rats and snitches that tickle these fukking cops balls around

36mafia. We have a tight group and you'll be safe with me. No heros. It's hell out there. Just trying to maintain some civility in the city.

[36mafia]

i wouldnt trust you pig fukks with a box of doughnuts, let alone my life

[2daBank]

jesus christ talk about entrapment
pigs are the fukkin scum of the earth. only one thing thats worst and thats the fukkin rats and snitches that tickle these fukking cops balls around

you probably being a little harsh 36, from my experience most regular patrol cops arnt that bad, most are douche bags but harmless, you just gotta watch out for those pricks with ambition and of coarse task force and the alphabet boys but id say its just a job like anything else for half the patrol guys (of coarse there are exceptions)

[Extra Innings]

Boys...I leave it at this. 2dabank seems to have a level head despite being upset with some of my tactics. The college gentleman I roughed up was not only drinking but he was pulled over in an area which is notorious for high volumes of narcotics trafficking. Not only did I not give him a dui but I inadvertently saved his life. Do you think he is coming back to my town

[Extra Innings]

i wouldnt trust you pig fukks with a box of doughnuts, let alone my life

If you ever came through my town . . . you would want the police escort...trust me

[THE PROFIT]

I live in a small town, so if someones cat gets up a tree you can rob the bank because both of the cops show up since you cant play checkers alone

[THE PROFIT]

Im exaggerating a little as you know, but you gotta love cops in small cities! I like to see these dumbasses go work a beat for a week where there is actual crime

[Extra Innings]

Im exaggerating a little as you know, but you gotta love cops in small cities! I like to see these dumbasses go work a beat for a week where there is actual crime

Profit. If your ever in New Jersey. Come to Paterson...go up to any officer and say "The Profit has arrived". You will be treated fairly.

[pat venditto]

I would pass one too.

[36mafia]

cops would do just about anything to search your car or get into your home just to write your ass up and make themselves feel like theyre actually doing a worthy job
everyday i see cops sitting on their fatasses in the speed traps they set up while countless crimes are going on
am i being a lil harsh on cops? maybe, but like you said, most cops are douche bags

[Extra Innings]

cops would do just about anything to search your car or get into your home just to write your ass up and make themselves feel like theyre actually doing a worthy job
everyday i see cops sitting on their fatasses in the speed traps they set up while countless crimes are going on
am i being a lil harsh on cops? maybe, but like you said, most cops are douche bags

I'd check that anger in on the border if you ever decide to come through my town

[36mafia]

im well aware that the second i talk back to a pig they're gonna tell me step out of the car and spread my legs so they can fondle my balls

[2daBank]

cops would do just about anything to search your car or get into your home just to write your ass up and make themselves feel like theyre actually doing a worthy job
everyday i see cops sitting on their fatasses in the speed traps they set up while countless crimes are going on
am i being a lil harsh on cops? maybe, but like you said, most cops are douche bags

luckily with a little common sense there are ways of preventing this (unless your driving though Mississippi that is, maybe other places but ive been flagged in several different states and Mis cops are the only ones that cheated)....for the most part cops only prey on dumbshit criminals that dont know there rights

[2daBank]

im well aware that the second i talk back to a pig they're gonna tell me step out of the car and spread my legs so they can fondle my balls

you always gotta be yes sir/no sir.....unless they cross the line and start disrespecting you which the majority of the time they wont w/o reason (once again of coarse there are exceptions)