42 Year Old, Mother Of 4, Trying Out To Be Houston Texans Cheerleader

[Mr KLC]

Melanie Way is on a mission. For the past few months she's worked on her diet, exercise, and dance routine.

This Saturday, she hopes her hard work pays off when she auditions for a Texans cheerleading position.


Does she get the job?

[unde0087]

If not, I got a job for her.

[Mr KLC]

For those wanting to see her on video.

http://abc7.com/sports/42-year-old-mom-auditioning-for-texans-cheerleading-squad/3342761/

[mikejamm]

Age is just a number boys! Damn she's hot!

[jtoler]

Good for her, hope her age is not a factor for those doing the hiring.

[cincinnatikid513]

odds boobs fake -1000
odds jj watt plays full season +700

[big joe 1212]

fake boobs

[Bostongambler]

She’s hot. She’s awesome. And god bless her.

But, 20 something trim is what we want to see dancing.

[Mackballs]

Slight pancake ass syndrome. Needs to do some glute bridges and shit.

Reporter seems like a douchebag

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That 42 year old mother is hot and I want to bang her right between the legs.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

She’s hot. She’s awesome. And god bless her.

But, 20 something trim is what we want to see dancing.

If she is 42, she might have a 20 yr old daughter.

Imagine smashing both?

[The Kraken]

In Houston there is a 95% chance she makes it

Only place I've been with more ugly women is Wisconsin

[Shute]

3...2....1.....
Auto Donkey........

[Eddy Munny]

If not, I got a job for her.

You mean like watering the houseplants when you're on vacation?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

21 years ago she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

I bet that vagina has been plowed by many linebackers and running backs throughout the years.

[Roadtrip635]

[Bostongambler]

Guys guys guys that someone’s grandmother. I mean,,, that’s someone’s daughter...

[VeggieDog]

4 kids? Pass. Vag is all stretched out.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

4 kids? Pass. Vag is all stretched out.

Yeah man, we can last longer that way.

[The Giant]

If she is 42, she might have a 20 yr old daughter.

Imagine smashing both?

Diggity, can you imagine us both smashing them together?

We would be switching back and forth, between mother and daughter, feeling right where the other left off.

High-fiving.

Sword fights.

What a night!

[Bostongambler]

Giant; please take that back pal.

You don’t need somebody’s else junk knocking on your chin.

[The Giant]

[The Kraken]

Giant; please take that back pal.

You don’t need somebody’s else junk knocking on your chin.

True story, plus we already have Donk as our resident ball catching bottom

[funnyb25]

[The Giant]

True story, plus we already have Donk as our resident ball catching bottom

I would prefer to be labeled a liberal pansy over anything near "Donk".

[Bostongambler]

Ya, we all know you want junk smashing on your chin.

[BeatTheJerk]

3...2....1.....
Auto Donkey........

He’ll have some exotic story to share, about some milf he banged in Eygpt. WATCH & WAIT ...... Is he a great story teller in real life or just behind the monitor ? Can someone vouch for him .....

[cincinnatikid513]

i wonder if she has ever been a client of the donkmeister

[Harry N. Lloyd]

3...2....1.....
Auto Donkey........

I'm surprised we haven't heard from AutoDonk as well.

This is his bailiwick (look it up) and also within his jurisdiction.

I wanna believe he knows her.

[cincinnatikid513]

if u look her up which isn't hard to find on zuckerbergs money machine there are some pics where she looks like a 9 then others she looks like a 5 or 6 but let me not be the one to judge see for urself

[jjgold]

No

Too old

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity, can you imagine us both smashing them together?

We would be switching back and forth, between mother and daughter, feeling right where the other left off.

High-fiving.

Sword fights.

What a night!

WOW... I’m hard as a rock now.

[opie1988]

I'm surprised we haven't heard from AutoDonk as well.

This is his bailiwick (look it up) and also within his jurisdiction.
I wanna believe he knows her.

I use bailiwick quite often. Whenever possible actually. Great word.

[Plaza23]

She's sexy. IF you watch the video on the newscast, she looks way better in the face today, than the picture they showed of her with the Cowboys. She would definitely blend in with the rest of the squad. She looks like she's 30. Too bad she's married. If I was her husband, I wouldn't want her slutting it up on the sidelines of an NFL game.

[unde0087]

You mean like watering the houseplants when you're on vacation?

How did you know?