Sayings from Chairman Fishhead

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 05:21 AM

Great thread. You two will have the world by the balls in no time.

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 05:29 AM

Thanks Monkey, I always appreciate your view on the world.

...BTW, what are you doing up this early? Shouldn't you be passed out drunk in some Vegas alley?

jjgold · 03-31-10, 05:31 AM

Fishhead is a grinder

Why does he have a $2000 coffee machine in his house Monkey???

wtf · 03-31-10, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Thanks Monkey, I always appreciate your view on the world.

...BTW, what are you doing up this early? Shouldn't you be passed out drunk in some Vegas alley?

close dutchy, this is the only time of day he can steal free use of internet access at circus circus

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Thanks Monkey, I always appreciate your view on the world.

...BTW, what are you doing up this early? Shouldn't you be passed out drunk in some Vegas alley?

Playing poker.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Fishhead is a grinder

Why does he have a $2000 coffee machine in his house Monkey???

He found it in a dumpster? Or he just enjoys overspending on worthless shit? I'm gonna guess the former.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by wtf

close dutchy, this is the only time of day he can steal free use of internet access at circus circus

What would prevent someone from doing that at other times of the day, jewbag?

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by wtf

close dutchy, this is the only time of day he can steal free use of internet access at circus circus

...so "the Circus" charges the rest of the time?

BTW, CC is an absolute shithole, one of the few places I would not stay even if given a "free" night...

...wait, let me think on that again. I'm promoting Fishy here.

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 07:01 AM

Was banned from all circus circus properties in the mid 90's for beating the Hurricane zone slots at the Edgewater in Laughlin........

On SBR points, SBR should provide anywhere from $1500-$3000 income per year on average if things remain exactly as they are now..........which is not much in the grand scheme of things, but certainly is worth the very, very little effort it takes to accumulate this money with no risk.

Online gaming contests have provided me with some very nice additional income over the past 10-12 years..........almost all done with no risk involved and SBR needs to be thanked for providing some of that income......so THANK YOU SBR, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Was banned from all circus circus properties in the mid 90's for beating the Hurricane zone slots at the Edgewater in Laughlin........

On SBR points, SBR should provide anywhere from $1500-$3000 income per year on average if things remain exactly as they are now..........which is not much in the grand scheme of things, but certainly is worth the very, very little effort it takes to accumulate this money with no risk.

Online gaming contests have provided me with some very nice additional income over the past 10-12 years..........almost all done with no risk involved and SBR needs to be thanked for providing some of that income......so THANK YOU SBR, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!

Take THAT, monkey!

The General · 03-31-10, 07:08 AM

Fishhead told me 7 years ago that if you are a $25 gambler, then you should just invest all your time in on line gambling contests.

One sharp guy as I've stated many times. I Stand by the statement.

rustyscrub · 03-31-10, 07:11 AM

I thought this thread was about Henry Waxman before reading it.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Take THAT, monkey!

Take what? Are you broke, Dutchman?

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by The General

Fishhead told me 7 years ago that if you are a $25 gambler, then you should just invest all your time in on line gambling contests.

One sharp guy as I've stated many times. I Stand by the statement.

LOL. That's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. They should get themselves a job (or a second job) and build a bankroll until they can afford to gamble. It takes A LOT less time and effort.

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 07:34 AM

Oh no! MonkeyFukker is back again!

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 07:35 AM

Monkeyfukker, you begged and cried to have your SBR account disabled, yet here you are again!

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 07:36 AM

Monkeyfukker can't let it go!

jjgold · 03-31-10, 07:36 AM

Rare a guy gets banned playing slots, I did not want to say anything but since Fishhead mentioned it I guess alright to talk about it. Lets just say he hit them for a nice penny. You must be wise and disciplined when you attain a bankroll like Fishhead has.

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 07:37 AM

Monkeyfukker, "The Professional Gambla"

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 07:41 AM

Let me state, everyone that is successful in this business has a different niche that has PROVEN best for them over the course of time.

My hope is that most here at SBR consider themselves to be successful in one way or another through gaming(gambling).

For a few fortunate individuals here, it will become their primary source of income.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 07:48 AM

Fishhead,

Free contests are rarely anything more than a waste of time for people who have bankrolls.

Love,
Monkey

jjgold · 03-31-10, 07:52 AM

Monkey many contests have value and of course is a good tool to hedge off rela bets. If you know math like Fishhead does you can make a nice buck with contests/points. Monkey I am still teaching you.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 07:58 AM

Umm. He just said he makes $1500-$3000 a year off of them, JJ. That's one or two bets for someone with a bankroll.

I think you and Fishhead need the math lessons.

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Fishhead,

Free contests are rarely anything more than a waste of time for people who have bankrolls.

Love,
Monkey

I disagree

For the little amount of time invested in free contests, the monetary value is well worth it in my opinion...........plus many of them are actually fun to compete in.

Most that have known me in forumville since 1998 know that I've done very well overall in these freebies over the years.

Richkas · 03-31-10, 08:01 AM

Fishead is a legend.

The General · 03-31-10, 08:03 AM

Skybook took on Fishhead and lost 10k via an on line gambling contest.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

I disagree

For the little amount of time invested in free contests, the monetary value is well worth it in my opinion...........plus many of them are actually fun to compete in.

Most that have known me in forumville since 1998 know that I've done very well overall in these freebies over the years.

If you spent an hour a day playing free contests, you'd be WAY AHEAD of YOUR numbers if you spent that time working a part time job for $10/hour instead.

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 08:14 AM

Monkeyfukker, please tell me that you had North Carolina last night like me!

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 08:15 AM

Look, if your making money from gambling like the likes of Doyle Brunson, Monkeyfocker, Phil Ivey, and others............free contests online may not be your cup of tea, and in all liklihood not worth it.

Personally, I don't and never have made over $250,000 in one year from gambling..........and have always stated that I'm a very mid-roller type gambler that loves the art of grinding away at many different gaming ventures.

Would I love to make one million a year from gambling......certainly, but I don't have the know-it-all or the tolerance for risk to perhaps EVER reach such a milestone..........but I will guarantee you one thing, I will be here year in and year out profiting what most in this country would consider a decent income and my stamina and determination to NOT LOSE will hopefully(knock on wood), enable myself to have a long gambling career..........hell, it's been long already.

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by The General

Skybook took on Fishhead and lost 10k via an online gambling contest.

......15k

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

Monkeyfukker, please tell me that you had North Carolina last night like me!

Nope. I had the +EV side.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Look, if your making money from gambling like the likes of Doyle Brunson, Monkeyfocker, Phil Ivey, and others............free contests online may not be your cup of tea, and in all liklihood not worth it.

Personally, I don't and never have made over $250,000 in one year from gambling..........and have always stated that I'm a very mid-roller type gambler that loves the art of grinding away at many different gaming ventures.

Would I love to make one million a year from gambling......certainly, but I don't have the know-it-all or the tolerance for risk to perhaps EVER reach such a milestone..........but I will guarantee you one thing, I will be here year in and year out profiting what most in this country would consider a decent income and my stamina and determination to NOT LOSE will hopefully(knock on wood), enable myself to have a long gambling career..........hell, it's been long already.

LOL. All you'd need is a $30k bankroll to make free contests a waste of time. If you spent an hour a day on them and missed out on 20 +EV (55%, -110) wagers throughout the course of a year because you were doing your contests instead, you'd LOSE MONEY playing contests.

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Nope. I had the +EV side.

I got Carolina ML +108 Matchbook Monday night.

I'm sure that you got a better line, right?

You're going to tell me that I'm an idiot, genius, aardvark, einstein, what else ya got?

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

If you spent an hour a day playing free contests, you'd be WAY AHEAD of YOUR numbers if you spent that time working a part time job for $10/hour instead.

No

Firstly,working one hour a day making $10 equates to working 365 hours a year to make $3,650.

Secondly, over say the last ten years, on average I've not spent more then 365 hours per year on contests and have made an average profit far, far exceeding the $3,650 threshhold.