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    Sam Odom
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    Are Mormons under their Beliefs allowed to Gamble ?

    Have a 40yo Mormon who wants $5K credit for Football - smells fishy

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    No they are not suppose to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    No they are not suppose to
    that's Jehova Witness

    lot of Mormon whales out there Stallion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post

    No they are not suppose to

    Thought so... If he is scamming his god he wont give a 2nd thought to fukking Sammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post

    that's Jehova Witness

    lot of Mormon whales out there Stallion

    Oh crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Thought so... If he is scamming his god he wont give a 2nd thought to fukking Sammy

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    No. Mormons are not supposed to do any drugs or gambling. But they can play the stock market and eat all the sugar they want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    No. Mormons are not supposed to do any drugs or gambling. But they can play the stock market and eat all the sugar they want
    If the mormons decided to buy a casino then magically it would be okay a day later

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    If the mormons decided to buy a casino then magically it would be okay a day later
    Under just shot up the poster rankings 15 spaces

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    Mormons wear long underwear under all their clothes to make sure they don't get too horny

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    I was a Mormon when I was growing up. Back in the 80's it was a big no no. Gambling led to the love of money and propping it up as a competing god. We had one member that was excommunicated from the church because he continually could not resolve his problem.

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    thanks KLC

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    Mr KLC if I wanted to convert to Mormon just to have 6 young wives do you think the Mormon community would sniff out my intentions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Have a 40yo Mormon who wants $5K credit for Football - smells fishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Mr KLC if I wanted to convert to Mormon just to have 6 young wives do you think the Mormon community would sniff out my intentions?
    Not it if was the mid 1800's. It was free reign back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Mormons wear long underwear under all their clothes to make sure they don't get too horny
    They still get horny. You should see the size of some of the families. We had six kids, and were one of the medium size ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Mr KLC if I wanted to convert to Mormon just to have 6 young wives do you think the Mormon community would sniff out my intentions?
    they believe a guy went into the woods, found a couple seer stones

    then read and translated a book made of golden plates that were protected by an angel

    not sure if they are making intention sniffing a priority out there Willy

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    Sammy, you're a credit bookie?

    I had no idea.

    Well, maybe I had some idea, but you know what I'm saying.


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    sam youre a secret morman

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    Religious people are mentally ill. Steer clear.

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