Thinking of becoming a Navy Seal.

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Thinking of becoming a Navy Seal.
    Ive always wanted to be something cool and a navy seal seems perfect for me, especially now that im working out. I know being a seal is badass, but is it also a prestigious title?..Like will it give me authority over regular people.

    Say im a navy seal and i get pulled over by some faggot ass cop, would i be able to slap the shit out of him and say stuff like:

    "do you know who the fvck i am cocksucker? ill have your fvckin badge in the morning"

    cop: "im sorry sir, i didnt know!"

    me: "slap!"


    is that how it works? or can some low ranked piece of shit street cop still boss someone like a navy seal around?...i just want to be something cool and respectable. I want authority.
  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
    they want the best, and will take only the best, so good luck pal
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    • fsugolf
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-17-09
      • 6194

      #3
      you wouldn't make it a week
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      • TheLock
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-06-08
        • 14427

        #4
        Originally posted by pecos bill
        ive always wanted to be something cool and a navy seal seems perfect for me, especially now that im working out



        el oh el
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        • Pecos Bill
          SBR MVP
          • 05-27-09
          • 1958

          #5
          Originally posted by Brock Landers
          they want the best, and will take only the best, so good luck pal
          thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            Good luck with your venture. I hope you serve our Country proud!
            המוסד‎
            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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            • TheLock
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-06-08
              • 14427

              #7
              Pecos you would cry from the moment you stepped foot on Paris Island

              Let's just stop the nonsense and get back to the "I wonder if this bitch will let me fvck her" tonight threads
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              • Fieldysnuts44
                SBR MVP
                • 10-02-08
                • 1592

                #8
                Pecos,take baby steps like getting laid by a chick,then maybe win a fight, then Navy Seal
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                • Doc JS
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-15-06
                  • 6885

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                  thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.
                  that's the spirit!!!
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                  • TheLock
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-06-08
                    • 14427

                    #10
                    Actually Pecos you would go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_...epot_San_Diego
                    because I think you live closer to the west coast
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                    • eberetta1
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-27-09
                      • 1159

                      #11
                      Sounds like you need your own beach ball.

                      Also, a library card will bring you lots of authority. You can check out any book
                      you want to help that imagingination with that golden card.

                      You don't have to wait to become a Navy seal to try that on a cop, by the way.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82880

                        #12
                        The finishing rate is like 5%. I predict you will quit after the first 8 hrs of training.
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                        • Brock Landers
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 06-30-08
                          • 45359

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                          The finishing rate is like 5%. I predict you will quit after the first 8 hrs of training.
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                          • iLogan
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 10-11-09
                            • 357

                            #14
                            You will DOR the first week with those reasons for going in.
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                            • Grandmaster B
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-05-09
                              • 6035

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                              thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.
                              dont let Nina hear you saying that

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                              • odusmykal
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-30-07
                                • 3426

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.
                                1. swim 500 yards in 12.5 minutes or less, followed by a 10-minute rest
                                2. do 42 push-ups in under two minutes, followed by a two-minute rest
                                3. do 50 sit-ups in under two minutes, followed by a two-minute rest
                                4. do six pull-ups, followed by a 10-minute rest
                                5. run 1.5 miles in boots and long pants in less than 11.5 minutes
                                This is just to be concidered into the SEAL program.. Then, the real fun starts.. Takes a lot more than running a few miles to become a SEAL.. To think otherwise is an insult to the guys who really are badass'..

                                But, you may be good for Special Ops.. I mean, maybe you can handle torture.. Anyone who takes 50 grit to their face for fun, well he wouldn't crack and tell secrets after a lil pain..
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                                • The Seer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-29-07
                                  • 10641

                                  #17
                                  lol
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                                  • bradthebloke
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-26-09
                                    • 3175

                                    #18
                                    I think it would go something like this,

                                    SEALS: Why do you want to be a seal?

                                    PECOS: so i can tell cops to shove it.

                                    SEALS: what makes you think you're good enough?

                                    PECOS: I can run 3 miles and hump cucumbers.

                                    SEALS: Get out.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Forget it Billy

                                      THose guys are highly skilled and earned their honors

                                      You could not make it one hr
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                                      • G's pks
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 01-01-09
                                        • 22251

                                        #20
                                        Stick to fkin cucumbers...
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                                        • obamaismyuncle
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-31-08
                                          • 17801

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by G's pks
                                          Way to go Pecos! I have aways been attracted to Navy Seals!!!
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                                          • Chugs
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-01-09
                                            • 1560

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bradthebloke
                                            I think it would go something like this,

                                            SEALS: Why do you want to be a seal?

                                            PECOS: so i can tell cops to shove it.

                                            SEALS: what makes you think you're good enough?

                                            PECOS: I can run 3 miles and hump cucumbers.

                                            SEALS: Get out.
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                                            • Extra Innings
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-26-10
                                              • 15058

                                              #23
                                              delusional
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                                              • wtf
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 12983

                                                #24
                                                after becoming a seal then you can be the easter bunny
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                                                • minet123
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-17-07
                                                  • 10280

                                                  #25
                                                  If you want to be a true bad azz join the Légion étrangère( French Foreign legion)
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                                                  • tltaylor89
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-19-09
                                                    • 19610

                                                    #26
                                                    Ha im not even going to entertain this.They break you then reshape you and when you think its over they break you again.
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                                                    • Pecos Bill
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-27-09
                                                      • 1958

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                      Ha im not even going to entertain this.They break you then reshape you and when you think its over they break you again.
                                                      Haha, you guys have seen way too many movies. Its all propaganda, they cant mistreat you....Maybe if your training for south american or asian forces then yeah...but the USA is a bitch country. Im not saying it wouldnt be hard, but i put myself thru worse everyday at the gym.
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                                                      • Naz18
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-10-09
                                                        • 4277

                                                        #28
                                                        You won't make it
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                                                        • Pecos Bill
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-27-09
                                                          • 1958

                                                          #29
                                                          Guaranteed i'd be the instructors pet or best student.
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                                                          • blackbox
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-28-08
                                                            • 1415

                                                            #30
                                                            A navy seal would probably not brag about it, or tell anyone where to go unless instigated. You need character-respect-and ability to react with a smart and accurate mind. Go down to Coronado and find out. gl-navy first step-and ability to do a underwater compass test will start-but first you better learn to triangulate on land.
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                                                            • obamaismyuncle
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-31-08
                                                              • 17801

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                                              Haha, you guys have seen way too many movies. Its all propaganda, they cant mistreat you....Maybe if your training for south american or asian forces then yeah...but the USA is a bitch country. Im not saying it wouldnt be hard, but i put myself thru worse everyday at the gym.
                                                              Wrong.
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                                                              • Pecos Bill
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-27-09
                                                                • 1958

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by blackbox
                                                                A navy seal would probably not brag about it, or tell anyone where to go unless instigated. You need character-respect-and ability to react with a smart and accurate mind. Go down to Coronado and find out. gl-navy first step-and ability to do a underwater compass test will start-but first you better leard to triangulate on land.
                                                                How bout i triangulate my foot up your ass.
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                                                                • blackbox
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-28-08
                                                                  • 1415

                                                                  #33
                                                                  first you need to find your foot shit 4 brains-you and what your ****in gang--asking for this info. proves you cannot make your own decisions-**** you and the horse you rode in on-
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                                                                  • frostno98
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-11-07
                                                                    • 9769

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dude, just join the Navy a be done with it
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                                                                    • mrmarket
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-26-10
                                                                      • 4953

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Pecos have some respect for the physicality and mental fortitude that the training (and the people who do it)require.You've been working out for what a month? And you regularly get beaten away by a 31 year old woman then come mentally spew about it on the boards. You would get eaten alive doing this.
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