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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #36
    Why the fvck dont i just let her know how i feel. Weve seen each other for 2 months for fvcks sake. I tried to be cool and dissed her but now i feel stupid, i really wanted to see her. God i wanted to see her.
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    • rookie
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-01-05
      • 682

      #37
      Another twist in the tale. Way to go Pecos !!
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      • Mac4Lyfe
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-04-09
        • 48805

        #38
        Originally posted by Pecos Bill
        Hmm..maybe i did fvck up. I just got annoyed she was gonna go out w/ her friend so i dissed her.

        Her:My friend called me and wants to go out. You gonna be out tonight? Still want me to text you when im on my way home?

        Me: Im at a bar chilling(I lied)...sounds like youll get home kinda late so maybe i'll see you next week.


        Her: I dont think tonight will be a late night like usual...butyeah, maybe ill see you next weekend. I t would be nice to see you

        Me:Yeah im prolly gonna go home after i leve here. Have fun and be safe


        Her: Ok...thanks, have fun and be safe too
        This is where you fukked up. First off, don't ever say I'm Probably... You sound unsure and lack of direction. You either say, I'm headed to another club after this or I'm headed home. No probablies... Then never say "Have fun and be safe"... WTF, are you her pops or husband? Be safe? Have fun? Shit man, learn the game. She can't have fun unless she's with you, she can't be safe unless she's with you. Your basically telling her that she will have more fun and be safer WITHOUT you. Damn...

        What you should have said was "Do your thing with your girls but make a stop by my place after. I don't care what time it is, I'll be relaxing but can't go to sleep until you stop by".

        Step up your game yo... Ask for what you want.
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        • The Seer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-29-07
          • 10641

          #39
          Originally posted by Pecos Bill

          No bitches love guys who dont pay attention to them.
          This guy hasn't been laid in 4 yrs but knows what women love? unreal. what a fag
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          • Pecos Bill
            SBR MVP
            • 05-27-09
            • 1958

            #40
            Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
            This is where you fukked up. First off, don't ever say I'm Probably... You sound unsure and lack of direction. You either say, I'm headed to another club after this or I'm headed home. No probablies... Then never say "Have fun and be safe"... WTF, are you her pops or husband? Be safe? Have fun? Shit man, learn the game. She can't have fun unless she's with you, she can't be safe unless she's with you. Your basically telling her that she will have more fun and be safer WITHOUT you. Damn...

            What you should have said was "Do your thing with your girls but make a stop by my place after. I don't care what time it is, I'll be relaxing but can't go to sleep until you stop by".

            Step up your game yo... Ask for what you want.
            Fvck she probably thinks im an idiot...I wanted to sound like i cared about her
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            • Pecos Bill
              SBR MVP
              • 05-27-09
              • 1958

              #41
              why the fvck did i tell her to "be safe"....shit!
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              • bobbyfk
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-19-09
                • 15218

                #42
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                • Pecos Bill
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-27-09
                  • 1958

                  #43
                  my little brother brought his chick over and is fvcking her in his room. I stole one of his condoms.

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                  • Pecos Bill
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-27-09
                    • 1958

                    #44
                    im gonna put it on and jack off in it.
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                    • DrStale
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-07-08
                      • 9692

                      #45
                      I don't think you could be worse with women if you tried.

                      Either go for her or be the asshole. Playing both sides makes you look like an idiot.
                      Originally posted by Dark Horse
                      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                      • Slainte
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-13-09
                        • 2442

                        #46
                        so now you need jack off advices?
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                        • pico
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-05-07
                          • 27321

                          #47
                          choke her to make her climax. then come back in 30 min and make an post asking how to dispose the body.
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                          • Pecos Bill
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-27-09
                            • 1958

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                            The good thing is that she might become my gf if I fvck her. She's not the type that'll have me just as a fvck buddy, she wants something meaningful.

                            Damn i was wrong.
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                            • shari91
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-23-10
                              • 32661

                              #49
                              Stop bumping these useless, pathetic threads. I promise you, NO ONE CARES.
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                              • chase1
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 11-02-09
                                • 842

                                #50
                                I take it you never got laid.
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                                • johnking
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 12-09-10
                                  • 3

                                  #51
                                  9 times? why? you need viagra man. you really need it. and you know what? I'll suggest Quality Online Generics. google them and see what you got.
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                                  • G's pks
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 01-01-09
                                    • 22251

                                    #52
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                                    • Powderguy
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-18-09
                                      • 6939

                                      #53
                                      what happened to pecos?
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                                      • The Seer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-29-07
                                        • 10641

                                        #54
                                        was he banned?
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                                        • EmpireMaker
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-18-09
                                          • 15601

                                          #55
                                          why bump this thread ???
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                                          • Full Time Hobo
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-16-10
                                            • 2778

                                            #56
                                            I miss this guy i thought he was back... was great entertainment for the board.

                                            He either killed himself or went back to school... that was the last thing i remember reading in one of his threads
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                                            • G's pks
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 01-01-09
                                              • 22251

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Full Time Hobo
                                              I miss this guy i thought he was back... was great entertainment for the board.

                                              He either killed himself or went back to school... that was the last thing i remember reading in one of his threads


                                              this guy was pure entertainment...sbr find him pay him...
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                                              • purecarnagge
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-05-07
                                                • 4843

                                                #58
                                                There is no chance he's getting laid tonight!!!
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                                                • DrStale
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-07-08
                                                  • 9692

                                                  #59
                                                  Bring back Pecos.
                                                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 21563

                                                    #60
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                                                    • EmpireMaker
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-18-09
                                                      • 15601

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by DrStale
                                                      Bring back Pecos.
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