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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Good chance i might get laid tonight.
    That chick just invited me to her house, im 90% shure she'll let me hit it this time. I only wish i had some viagra though, i dont know how im going to please a 31yr old when ive only had sex 9 times in my life.
  • fsugolf
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-17-09
    • 6194

    #2
    just use sandpaper for the condom, you'll be alright
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    • 36mafia
      Restricted User
      • 11-08-09
      • 2389

      #3
      put it in her butt
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      • INVEGA MAN
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-30-08
        • 6803

        #4
        Use that tongue and u will be fine
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        • G's pks
          Restricted User
          • 01-01-09
          • 22251

          #5
          Louis let me give you some advice...do not show up! When she sees you cannot get a hard on and has to use a vibrator its over boy!
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          • G's pks
            Restricted User
            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #6
            Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
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            • Pecos Bill
              SBR MVP
              • 05-27-09
              • 1958

              #7
              Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
              Use that tongue and u will be fine
              Have no idea how eat pussy, never done it.

              Originally posted by G's pks
              Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
              I wont have a problem getting it up, i wanted the viagra to help me stay hard. I will stay limp when i ***.

              Originally posted by flyingillini
              Make sure and release for all of SBR.
              Fvcker i asked you to send me some viagra.
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              • Fieldysnuts44
                SBR MVP
                • 10-02-08
                • 1592

                #8
                Grab a bottle of wine and swing by Walmart they have hard on pills in supplement section.Forget what they are called,something like magnum RX.I have a buddy claims he can go all night on those things.Now get over there and bust that ass soldier.
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                • Fieldysnuts44
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-02-08
                  • 1592

                  #9
                  Find the point and make slow swirls with tongue,Pecos.Go slow down there,she come all over the ****ing place
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                  • pico
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-05-07
                    • 27321

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 36mafia
                    put it in her butt
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                    • odusmykal
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-30-07
                      • 3426

                      #11
                      ...
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                      • tltaylor89
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-19-09
                        • 19610

                        #12
                        Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.
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                        • Pecos Bill
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-27-09
                          • 1958

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tltaylor89
                          Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.
                          Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS!!!!
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                          • G's pks
                            Restricted User
                            • 01-01-09
                            • 22251

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                            Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS AND WILL BE FIRST TIME EVER WITH A WOMAN!!!!

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                            • tltaylor89
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-19-09
                              • 19610

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pecos Bill

                              Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS!!!!
                              You say that like its my fault ha good luck with the cucumber and her hot pickle friends.
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                              • 36mafia
                                Restricted User
                                • 11-08-09
                                • 2389

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pico
                                380+ posts to get to one thats nominated
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                                • Pecos Bill
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-27-09
                                  • 1958

                                  #17
                                  The good thing is that she might become my gf if I fvck her. She's not the type that'll have me just as a fvck buddy, she wants something meaningful.
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                                  • jlgarciaiii22
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-14-08
                                    • 1792

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                    The good thing is that he might become my Boyfriend if I fvck him. He's not the type that'll have me just as a fvck buddy, he wants something meaningful. Since I can't get laid with a chick... I might as well be a flaming fag!
                                    Fixed it for you...
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                                    • odusmykal
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-30-07
                                      • 3426

                                      #19
                                      The only girlfriend in Pecos future..
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                                      • statnerds
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-23-09
                                        • 4047

                                        #20
                                        didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread

                                        what's his name?
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                                        • G's pks
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 01-01-09
                                          • 22251

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by statnerds
                                          didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread

                                          what's his name?
                                          all you need to see is the cucumber one post above yours...
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                                          • 36mafia
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 11-08-09
                                            • 2389

                                            #22
                                            ...
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                                            • G's pks
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 01-01-09
                                              • 22251

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jlgarciaiii22
                                              Fixed it for you...
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                                              • Pecos Bill
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 05-27-09
                                                • 1958

                                                #24
                                                Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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                                                • Cuse0323
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-09-09
                                                  • 30169

                                                  #25
                                                  Too late?
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                                                  • eidolon
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-02-08
                                                    • 9531

                                                    #26
                                                    slow and steady gets her ready
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                                                    • Mac4Lyfe
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 01-04-09
                                                      • 48408

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                                      Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
                                                      What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

                                                      Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
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                                                      • Pecos Bill
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-27-09
                                                        • 1958

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by eidolon
                                                        slow and steady gets her ready
                                                        I aint even sweating it, she wants me im shure of it..if anythign i dissed her more cuz she still wanted to meet up. I just need some viagra, illini send me some fag.
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                                                        • Pecos Bill
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-27-09
                                                          • 1958

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                          What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

                                                          Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
                                                          No bitches love guys who dont pay attention to them.
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                                                          • Cuse0323
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-09-09
                                                            • 30169

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                            What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

                                                            Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
                                                            He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
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                                                            • Mac4Lyfe
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 01-04-09
                                                              • 48408

                                                              #31
                                                              Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.
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                                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-12-09
                                                                • 21562

                                                                #32
                                                                too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
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                                                                • Pecos Bill
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-27-09
                                                                  • 1958

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                  He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
                                                                  Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                                  Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.
                                                                  Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                                  too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
                                                                  Hmm..maybe i did fvck up. I just got annoyed she was gonna go out w/ her friend so i dissed her.

                                                                  Her:My friend called me and wants to go out. You gonna be out tonight? Still want me to text you when im on my way home?

                                                                  Me: Im at a bar chilling(I lied)...sounds like youll get home kinda late so maybe i'll see you next week.


                                                                  Her: I dont think tonight will be a late night like usual...butyeah, maybe ill see you next weekend. I t would be nice to see you

                                                                  Me:Yeah im prolly gonna go home after i leve here. Have fun and be safe


                                                                  Her: Ok...thanks, have fun and be safe too
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                                                                  • Extra Innings
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 02-26-10
                                                                    • 15058

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                                                    Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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                                                                    • purecarnagge
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 10-05-07
                                                                      • 4843

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you noobed it up. You always say gonna head home early little trashed, you can swing by later and check on me.
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