That chick just invited me to her house, im 90% shure she'll let me hit it this time. I only wish i had some viagra though, i dont know how im going to please a 31yr old when ive only had sex 9 times in my life.
Good chance i might get laid tonight.
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Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#1Good chance i might get laid tonight.Tags: None -
fsugolfSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-17-09
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#2just use sandpaper for the condom, you'll be alrightComment -
36mafiaRestricted User
- 11-08-09
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#3put it in her buttComment -
INVEGA MANSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-30-08
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#4Use that tongue and u will be fineComment -
G's pksRestricted User
- 01-01-09
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#5Louis let me give you some advice...do not show up! When she sees you cannot get a hard on and has to use a vibrator its over boy!Comment -
G's pksRestricted User
- 01-01-09
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#6Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!Comment -
Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#7Have no idea how eat pussy, never done it.
Originally posted by flyingilliniMake sure and release for all of SBR.Comment -
Fieldysnuts44SBR MVP
- 10-02-08
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#8Grab a bottle of wine and swing by Walmart they have hard on pills in supplement section.Forget what they are called,something like magnum RX.I have a buddy claims he can go all night on those things.Now get over there and bust that ass soldier.Comment -
Fieldysnuts44SBR MVP
- 10-02-08
- 1592
#9Find the point and make slow swirls with tongue,Pecos.Go slow down there,she come all over the ****ing placeComment -
odusmykalSBR MVP
- 08-30-07
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#11...Comment -
tltaylor89SBR Posting Legend
- 06-19-09
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#12Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.Comment -
Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#17The good thing is that she might become my gf if I fvck her. She's not the type that'll have me just as a fvck buddy, she wants something meaningful.Comment -
jlgarciaiii22SBR MVP
- 04-14-08
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odusmykalSBR MVP
- 08-30-07
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#19The only girlfriend in Pecos future..Comment -
statnerdsSBR MVP
- 09-23-09
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#20didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread
what's his name?Comment -
36mafiaRestricted User
- 11-08-09
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Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#24Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.Comment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
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#25Too late?Comment -
eidolonSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-02-08
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#26slow and steady gets her readyComment -
Mac4LyfeSBR Aristocracy
- 01-04-09
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#27
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.Comment -
Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#29What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.Comment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
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#30What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
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Mac4LyfeSBR Aristocracy
- 01-04-09
- 48408
#31Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
- 21562
#32too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?Comment -
Pecos BillSBR MVP
- 05-27-09
- 1958
#33
Her:My friend called me and wants to go out. You gonna be out tonight? Still want me to text you when im on my way home?
Me: Im at a bar chilling(I lied)...sounds like youll get home kinda late so maybe i'll see you next week.
Her: I dont think tonight will be a late night like usual...butyeah, maybe ill see you next weekend. I t would be nice to see you
Me:Yeah im prolly gonna go home after i leve here. Have fun and be safe
Her: Ok...thanks, have fun and be safe tooComment -
Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
- 02-26-10
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purecarnaggeSBR MVP
- 10-05-07
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#35you noobed it up. You always say gonna head home early little trashed, you can swing by later and check on me.Comment
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