That chick just invited me to her house, im 90% shure she'll let me hit it this time. I only wish i had some viagra though, i dont know how im going to please a 31yr old when ive only had sex 9 times in my life.
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just use sandpaper for the condom, you'll be alrightComment -
put it in her butt
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Use that tongue and u will be fineComment -
Louis let me give you some advice...do not show up! When she sees you cannot get a hard on and has to use a vibrator its over boy!Comment -
Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
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Have no idea how eat pussy, never done it.Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
I wont have a problem getting it up, i wanted the viagra to help me stay hard. I will stay limp when i ***.Originally posted by G's pksViagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
Fvcker i asked you to send me some viagra.Originally posted by flyingilliniComment -
Grab a bottle of wine and swing by Walmart they have hard on pills in supplement section.Forget what they are called,something like magnum RX.I have a buddy claims he can go all night on those things.Now get over there and bust that ass soldier.Comment -
Find the point and make slow swirls with tongue,Pecos.Go slow down there,she come all over the ****ing placeComment -
Originally posted by 36mafiaput it in her butt
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Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.Comment -
Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS!!!!Originally posted by tltaylor89Comment -
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
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You say that like its my fault ha good luck with the cucumber and her hot pickle friends.Originally posted by Pecos BillComment -
380+ posts to get to one thats nominatedOriginally posted by pico
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The good thing is that she might become my gf if I fvck her. She's not the type that'll have me just as a fvck buddy, she wants something meaningful.Comment -
Fixed it for you...Originally posted by Pecos BillComment -
The only girlfriend in Pecos future..
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didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread
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all you need to see is the cucumber one post above yours...Originally posted by statnerdsComment -
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Originally posted by jlgarciaiii22
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Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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Too late?
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slow and steady gets her readyComment -
What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.Originally posted by Pecos BillFvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
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I aint even sweating it, she wants me im shure of it..if anythign i dissed her more cuz she still wanted to meet up. I just need some viagra, illini send me some fag.Originally posted by eidolonComment -
No bitches love guys who dont pay attention to them.Originally posted by Mac4LyfeWhat the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.Comment -
Originally posted by Mac4LyfeWhat the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.
Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish. He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
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Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.Comment -
too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
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Originally posted by Cuse0323 He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.Originally posted by Mac4LyfeHmm..maybe i did fvck up. I just got annoyed she was gonna go out w/ her friend so i dissed her.Originally posted by stealthyburritotoo late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
Her:My friend called me and wants to go out. You gonna be out tonight? Still want me to text you when im on my way home?
Me: Im at a bar chilling(I lied)...sounds like youll get home kinda late so maybe i'll see you next week.
Her: I dont think tonight will be a late night like usual...butyeah, maybe ill see you next weekend. I t would be nice to see you
Me:Yeah im prolly gonna go home after i leve here. Have fun and be safe
Her: Ok...thanks, have fun and be safe too
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Originally posted by Pecos BillFvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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you noobed it up. You always say gonna head home early little trashed, you can swing by later and check on me.Comment
