Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
I hit my girlfriend last night
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bigboyfoshoSBR MVP
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#72Originally posted by ericthegangsterSo I hit my girlfriend last night. I have never hit a girl, but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. My dad isn't perfect but he loved me and my mother and she just kept going on and on until I just lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose.
I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall.
She and I sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet so I should be okay... I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked out. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared
She said you're moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo holmes to bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Pecos BillSBR MVP
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#73Originally posted by ericthegangsterI think you should take the time to read my whole post...
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Grind HouseSBR MVP
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#74Since this thread doesn't mean shit, how do you put those comments under your name?Comment -
obamaismyuncleSBR Posting Legend
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#75Originally posted by ericthegangsterSo I hit my girlfriend last night. I have never hit a girl, but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. My dad isn't perfect but he loved me and my mother and she just kept going on and on until I just lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose.
I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall.
She and I sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet so I should be okay... I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked out. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared
She said you're moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo holmes to bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
What you can only beat up Women? Sounds liek your girlfriend was right about all the things she said.Comment -
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#76Originally posted by Grind HouseSince this thread doesn't mean shit, how do you put those comments under your name?Comment -
PowderguySBR Hall of Famer
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#77Meanwhile, OP those first couple of comments way outta contextComment -
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#78Originally posted by PowderguyAt the top of the screen where it says, "my play, click here to set your play"Comment -
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#79eric, another words you were only joking, is that right? W ell you posted in the middle of the night ,and I belief you were only kidding,I AM GOING TO MAKE A CONFESSION,I was about 17 and had my first real girlfriend , we had dated for about 6 months at the time and we were going to see Romeo and Juliette at a city theatre tied in with the city program it was 1969 , we didn't sit together different classes, after the show she came over my house then was taking a bus home . Something came up petty I don't even remember well I pulled her hair and she slapped me as hard as she could accross my face. minutes later the bus came and she was pissed got on the bus, and the next day she got the news around the school , at the time I was an alllstate football and baseball player trying to get into Brown, it was the most embarrassing thing for me , you swear that I had hit and tortured her , the athletic directer school principal gym teachers and guidance conselors were all involved, Other girls snubbed me, a couple of black guys jumped me , she was a cheerleader ,so the basketball team got involved, my reputation took a beating all over pulling her hair, about 2 weeks later 3 guys at a Providence College. mixer tried to beat me up . all over pulling her hair, after that never ever even thought of pulling anyones hair , did I learn my lesson.Comment -
ericthegangsterSBR MVP
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#80Originally posted by DOMINATEReric, another words you were only joking, is that right? W ell you posted in the middle of the night ,and I belief you were only kidding,I AM GOING TO MAKE A CONFESSION,I was about 17 and had my first real girlfriend , we had dated for about 6 months at the time and we were going to see Romeo and Juliette at a city theatre tied in with the city program it was 1969 , we didn't sit together different classes, after the show she came over my house then was taking a bus home . Something came up petty I don't even remember well I pulled her hair and she slapped me as hard as she could accross my face. minutes later the bus came and she was pissed got on the bus, and the next day she got the news around the school , at the time I was an alllstate football and baseball player trying to get into Brown, it was the most embarrassing thing for me , you swear that I had hit and tortured her , the athletic directer school principal gym teachers and guidance conselors were all involved, Other girls snubbed me, a couple of black guys jumped me , she was a cheerleader ,so the basketball team got involved, my reputation took a beating all over pulling her hair, about 2 weeks later 3 guys at a Providence College. mixer tried to beat me up . all over pulling her hair, after that never ever even thought of pulling anyones hair , did I learn my lesson.Comment -
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#81you shouls have kicked her why she was downComment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#82Pimps up Hoes downהמוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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#83GUYS ,I hope you get to read this please attach a comment if you do, while all this was going on the date is 1969 my wife met her downtown my wife was with her girlfriend , the girl who i touched her hair got talking with my wife and she started talking about me . my wife said we know him ,he 's always talking to different girls my girl said yes she knew, later that week a guy named duke saw me and explained to me who this girl was , she is now my wife , he took me to the catholic high school I met her and ended up marrying her 2 years later. The girl that had the hair talked about me for 5 years, attempted to have me whacked , back then I carried all the time and a few times needed to use it. she got married and divorced and married some rich ugly short bald guy ( forgive me all short bald guys ), and she became an eye doctor, shes all about the money, I am lucky and I did well ,but I worked like a dog. but occasionally I will pass her in my car or we are at a light , she just looks I HAVE NO IDEA whats going on in her mind. We live in the same city I will run into her a couple of times a year.Comment -
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#84at least you had a reasonComment -
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#85gillini, got to see them last year, st louis at chicago's Wrickley field , St Louis won 3 to 1 ithink it was a tight game sat on right field sideline near bullpen on right field at the time all the pitchers had beards.Comment -
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#86ya got me
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#87boston my hometown teams I hope we devolp hitters this yearComment -
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#88Originally posted by jjgold
Your a real tough guy
I hope you go to jail for 10 yearsOriginally posted by obamaismyuncle
What you can only beat up Women? Sounds liek your girlfriend was right about all the things she said.Originally posted by Sheltonyou shouls have kicked her why she was downOriginally posted by pats3peatat least you had a reason
Sbr's very own Mesna meeting right here.
Read the whole post fellas. Wow.Originally posted by Dark HorseIf with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?Comment -
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#89dr stale pretty good but its mensa meetings thats real funnyComment -
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#90erictheganster is full o` shit. A guy who tells a story like that on a forum and ends it with the prince of Bel Air shit has a problem.....HE IS LONELY and needs someone to talk to BUT he needs to catch people`s attention so he tells a weirdass story. I don`t think he even has a girlfriend...what a fag.... why don`t you google a life?Comment -
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#91Gotmygoat, sorry, I went to bed last night cause I was a sleepy girl. Yes, I have a boyfriend. He is simply the most amazing man I have ever known and can make me smile anytime no matter what.
I have no idea what college Loubert went to.Comment -
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#92hope you've reconciled?Comment -
gotemcoach1523SBR Wise Guy
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#93Yea I was drunk last nite. And I was tired. That's cool nina sorry about that. As for that faggot that called me a queer. Meet me at nicholbes in Ventura on main street bitch. I will mop ur ass up. What up ilini. U from these parts holmes? LolComment -
gotemcoach1523SBR Wise Guy
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#94Originally posted by flyingilliniPimps up Hoes downComment -
JaugSBR MVP
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#95Originally posted by DOMINATEReric, another words you were only joking, is that right? W ell you posted in the middle of the night ,and I belief you were only kidding,I AM GOING TO MAKE A CONFESSION,I was about 17 and had my first real girlfriend , we had dated for about 6 months at the time and we were going to see Romeo and Juliette at a city theatre tied in with the city program it was 1969 , we didn't sit together different classes, after the show she came over my house then was taking a bus home . Something came up petty I don't even remember well I pulled her hair and she slapped me as hard as she could accross my face. minutes later the bus came and she was pissed got on the bus, and the next day she got the news around the school , at the time I was an alllstate football and baseball player trying to get into Brown, it was the most embarrassing thing for me , you swear that I had hit and tortured her , the athletic directer school principal gym teachers and guidance conselors were all involved, Other girls snubbed me, a couple of black guys jumped me , she was a cheerleader ,so the basketball team got involved, my reputation took a beating all over pulling her hair, about 2 weeks later 3 guys at a Providence College. mixer tried to beat me up . all over pulling her hair, after that never ever even thought of pulling anyones hair , did I learn my lesson.Comment -
konckSBR Posting Legend
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#96Im glad you posted this story here in case she does go to the police hahhahahahahComment
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