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  • ericthegangster
    SBR MVP
    • 12-10-09
    • 1764

    #1
    I hit my girlfriend last night
    So I hit my girlfriend last night. I have never hit a girl, but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and I was going to be just like him. My dad isn't perfect but he loved me and my mother and she just kept going on and on until I just lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose.

    I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood coming out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall.

    She and I sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet so I should be okay... I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked out. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared

    She said you're moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo holmes to bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
  • jscar3
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-10-09
    • 130

    #2
    Whao!
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    • Vesuvius
      SBR MVP
      • 02-19-08
      • 3886

      #3
      Sometimes a pimp has got to keep their strong hand.
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      • THE PROFIT
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-27-09
        • 17701

        #4
        Keep your pimp hand strong bro!

        Ive had the cops called on me 3 times for domestic violence & have never hit a girl, really funny chain of events looking back, but not so much at the moment.

        I take that back! I did slap the dogshit out of my ex-girl once. Long story short I slapped her and it broke her flip phone. That pissed her off way more than me slapping her cause she knows she deserved to have been knocked the fuk out. So she grabs the house phone & calls 911. I hang it up & they call back. I tell the dispatcher that my ex-girlfriend is a little emotional & drunk & dialed but there's no problems.

        4 cops show up at my door. They ask me if there has been any domestic violence. I told them if they don't get her out of my apartment NOW there's gonna be a mess of it

        They took her home
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        • ericthegangster
          SBR MVP
          • 12-10-09
          • 1764

          #5
          Originally posted by THE PROFIT
          Keep your pimp hand strong bro! Ive had the cops called on me 3 times for domestic violence & have never hit a girl, really funny chain of events looking back, but not so much at the moment. I take that back! I did slap the dogshit out of my ex-girl once. Long story short I slapped her and it broke her flip phone. That pissed her off way more than me slapping her cause she knows she deserved to have been knocked the fuk out. So she grabs the house phone & calls 911. I hang it up & they call back. I tell the dispatcher that my ex-girlfriend is a little emotional & drunk & dialed but there's no problems. 4 cops show up at my door. They ask me if there has been any domestic violence. I told them if they don't get her out of my apartment NOW there's gonna be a mess of it They took her home
          I think you should take the time to read my whole post...
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          • gotemcoach1523
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 11-05-09
            • 692

            #6
            Pussy
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            • THE PROFIT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-09
              • 17701

              #7
              What? just tellin ya a small part of my story. Ive had cops come & NOT touch the chick before too!
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              • gotemcoach1523
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 11-05-09
                • 692

                #8
                I did this one a long time ago bro. It's kinds played out. Ur not the only one that has done this in here. Don't feel special. But good try tho. I will give u that.
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                • ericthegangster
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-10-09
                  • 1764

                  #9
                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                  What? just tellin ya a small part of my story. Ive had cops come & NOT touch the chick before too!
                  One time I went to the train station and bought a ticket. The ticket took me to a destination. Then I came home.
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                  • ericthegangster
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 1764

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
                    I did this one a long time ago bro. It's kinds played out. Ur not the only one that has done this in here. Don't feel special. But good try tho. I will give u that.
                    Look at the tough guy! you BIIIIG, me SMALLLL.

                    Who's the big winner at SBR forum tonight? GOTMECOACH IS THE BIG WINNER!!




                    I thought it was funny so I posted it. Didn't know it would turn into a "my cock is bigger than yours" competition. What a dbag.
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      What are you tryin' to say?
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                      • gotemcoach1523
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-05-09
                        • 692

                        #12
                        Hey profit handle my light weight. He obviously doesn't know who we r. Me and profit r probibly two of the biggest muther ****ers on here. U got that rite ur small we biggggg
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                        • Mikail
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-19-09
                          • 21689

                          #13
                          Easy guys. I thought it was kinda funny.
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                          • ericthegangster
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-10-09
                            • 1764

                            #14
                            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                            What are you tryin' to say?
                            The train was fast. It took me to my destination and I stayed there for a week. When I came home I felt like it was good to be back, but soon thereafter I thought about how much fun vacation was.
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                            • BadNina
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-07
                              • 10491

                              #15
                              no respect for a man who hits a woman and it isn't self defense.
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                              • THE PROFIT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #16
                                I just dont understand what he means abou read the whole post then shit about trains
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                                • gotemcoach1523
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 692

                                  #17
                                  Yea it was funny the first couple times. Not twenty. And I was never comming at u wrong. U took It the wrong way kid.
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                                  • THE PROFIT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-09
                                    • 17701

                                    #18
                                    maybe I'm slow but Im missin the philosophy! Just say what you mean by the train stuff
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                                    • gotemcoach1523
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 11-05-09
                                      • 692

                                      #19
                                      Im not about disrespect. Tell him Nina.
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                                      • ericthegangster
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-10-09
                                        • 1764

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
                                        Hey profit handle my light weight. He obviously doesn't know who we r. Me and profit r probibly two of the biggest muther ****ers on here. U got that rite ur small we biggggg
                                        Dude, it's a web forum. Take a few minutes to let that sink in. Besides, I'm pretty confident my wiener is way bigger than yours. It's massive. Like a burrito. Not one of those microwave burritos, either... like Chipotle size.
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          chipotle is a seasoning
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                                          • gotemcoach1523
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 11-05-09
                                            • 692

                                            #22
                                            Didn't know this thread was gonna go from domestic violence to fresh prince to Eric talking about his dick and everybody elses. Pretty gay bro. But to each is own
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                                            • gotemcoach1523
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 11-05-09
                                              • 692

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                              chipotle is a seasoning
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                                              • gotemcoach1523
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 11-05-09
                                                • 692

                                                #24
                                                Hey Nina did u ever go onto my facebook and check me out?u never got back to me and let me know what u thought.
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                                                • ericthegangster
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                  • 1764

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                  chipotle is a seasoning
                                                  Choo Choo
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                                                  • THE PROFIT
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-09
                                                    • 17701

                                                    #26
                                                    If someone was on the fence about going queer, diks dipped in chipotle could be a strong determining factor I bet
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                                                    • gotemcoach1523
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 11-05-09
                                                      • 692

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                      If someone was on the fence about going queer, diks dipped in chipotle could be a strong determining factor I bet
                                                      Agree
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                                                      • THE PROFIT
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-27-09
                                                        • 17701

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ericthegangster
                                                        Choo Choo
                                                        you are one fuked up individual, that bitch should've called the 5-0, you're off-balance
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                                                        • ericthegangster
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-10-09
                                                          • 1764

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                          If someone was on the fence about going queer, diks dipped in chipotle could be a strong determining factor I bet
                                                          Some people prefer automobile travel to trains, but I find railway travel far more luxurious, spacious, and comfortable. If you are ever traveling a long distance for a vacation I highly recommend you investigate the choo choo option.
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                                                          • gotemcoach1523
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 11-05-09
                                                            • 692

                                                            #30
                                                            I don't know about anybody else but I'm ****ing lost in this thread. Hey Eric by any chance r u on any type of prescription meds tonite?
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                                                            • BadNina
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-07
                                                              • 10491

                                                              #31
                                                              gotmygoat, I obviously missed the link. What is it under and I will look.
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                                                              • Mikail
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-19-09
                                                                • 21689

                                                                #32
                                                                OK well this thread has taken a wrong turn somewhere.
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                                                                • gotemcoach1523
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 11-05-09
                                                                  • 692

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Anyways I got my points for the day. I'm gonna go lay a sick ass NBA parlay down tomorrow with my 19 points. I gtg to bed. Goonite ladies. Profit see u tomorrow brother
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                                                                  • ericthegangster
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 1764

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hey nina if you like chipotle I can send you my facebook link too.
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                                                                    • gotemcoach1523
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 11-05-09
                                                                      • 692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hold on Nina comming rite up
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