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GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
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#1Get Your Very Own JR Smith Shirt!Tags: None -
kidcudi92SBR Posting Legend
- 12-14-11
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#2Black Jesus is my favoriteComment -
eidolonSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-02-08
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#3I wonder if he knows his body isn't like an etch-a-sketchComment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
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#4Weird who would want to wear that.Comment -
DeathAdderSBR Wise Guy
- 12-04-14
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#6Weird Jr. a kid going on. 32Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
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#7GUMMO let's go in halfsies and buy 1 shirt.
I get it Thurs, Fri and Sat (strip club, sex dungeon)... you get it Sun-Wed (bowling league, shuffleboard, pinochle).
Because it'll probably have a more distinct odor after my uses (vag juices, emergency c*m rag), I'll agree to wash it on the regular... BUT... you agree to buy the pallet of Tide & Downy.
You get 1 *bonus day* of your choosing (with proper advanced notice) once a year for that rare time Mrs. GUMMO gets all kinked up and wants a lil Erotic Asphyxiation play... and you need it to wrap around her neck to "get er done".
At NO TIME do either of us pull a tt and use it as a shitt towel... no matter how drunk or stoned we get.
AGREE?
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GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9294
#8Jezus Bite, you're getting very complicated in your old age. I just need the shirt June 29th to July 5th because I'll be in Miami and have a table already reserved for me at the King of Diamonds. I can't imagine how much p_ _ _ y this beautiful piece of body art will get me, but I suspect, from my own personal history with said club, that I'll be sleeping well at night.
After the long weekend I'll send the T via FedEx overnight and unwashed. One of my boys - Johnny K- who I know you know personally, suggested this and we both are well aware of his track record.
Making America great is what we do!Last edited by GUMMO77; 06-24-16, 12:44 AM.Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#9Jezus Bite, you're getting very complicated in your old age. I just need the shirt June 29th to July 5th because I'll be in Miami and have a table already reserved for me at the King of Diamonds. I can't imagine how much p_ _ _ y this beautiful piece of body art will get me, but I suspect, from my own personal history with said club, that I'll be sleeping well at night.
After the long weekend I'll send the T via FedEx overnight and unwashed. One of my boys - Johnny K- who I know you know personally, suggested this and we both are well aware of his track record
If you promise to get Suzie Q to do her Dog-O-Rama act one night with BOTH her and the dog wearing the shirt during the set... well hell, we have a deal.
Also, tell Johnny to pack up my Belladonna fleshlight and ship it back with the shirt -- fukker has had it way too long.
WoRd
Btw, that reminds me: If Ivana Hump happens to be working Diamonds during the time you're there, please tell her she still owes me a SKYPE session, or else I'm gonna do a ChArGe-BaCk on my Discover card.
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CWDSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-22-12
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#10where they sell it you have to go to comeblowus ohio or they have them online ?Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
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Bill Dozerwww.twitter.com/BillDozer
- 07-12-05
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#12That's some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#13JR Smith is what is wrong with American athletesComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
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#14Bill let's go halfsies on 1 shirt (I already have another deal in place w/GUMMO).
Only stipulation I insist on is: YOU'RE Buffalo Bill... I'm Hannibal Lecter.
You seem more the "it puts the lotion in the basket" kinda guy than me-- plus, I like fava beans and chianti.
IOW, you're kinda weird and I'm pretty normal.
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Bill Dozerwww.twitter.com/BillDozer
- 07-12-05
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Bill let's go halfsies on 1 shirt (I already have another deal in place w/GUMMO).
Only stipulation I insist on is: YOU'RE Buffalo Bill... I'm Hannibal Lecter.
You seem more the "it puts the lotion in the basket" kinda guy than me-- plus, I like fava beans and chianti.
IOW, you're kinda weird and I'm pretty normal.Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#16Ah, Bill.....Did ya listen to the song in vid I posted?
Catchy tune... nice lyrics.
That pic you posted seems a bit equivocal.
Is that your passive-aggressive way of trying to get me to pay more than you for the shirt?
... sorry pal... won't work.
I already have feelers out for deals with both tt and lilpete so... you know, you snooze you lose.Comment
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