Get Your Very Own JR Smith Shirt!

**kidcudi92** · 06-23-16, 04:52 PM

Black Jesus is my favorite

**eidolon** · 06-23-16, 05:05 PM

I wonder if he knows his body isn't like an etch-a-sketch

**jtoler** · 06-23-16, 05:17 PM

Weird who would want to wear that.

**DeathAdder** · 06-23-16, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by jtoler

Weird who would want to wear that.

Cleveland fans and yes I'm dead serious. You see how much money they spent on merch after the championship, set a new record. Lebron the messiah of Ohio right now, his word is gospel he can do and say anything he wants

**jjgold** · 06-23-16, 11:56 PM

Weird Jr. a kid going on. 32

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-23-16, 11:57 PM

GUMMO let's go in halfsies and buy 1 shirt.

I get it Thurs, Fri and Sat (strip club, sex dungeon)... you get it Sun-Wed (bowling league, shuffleboard, pinochle).

Because it'll probably have a more distinct odor after my uses (vag juices, emergency c*m rag), I'll agree to wash it on the regular... BUT... you agree to buy the pallet of Tide & Downy.

You get 1 *bonus day* of your choosing (with proper advanced notice) once a year for that rare time Mrs. GUMMO gets all kinked up and wants a lil Erotic Asphyxiation play... and you need it to wrap around her neck to "get er done".

At NO TIME do either of us pull a tt and use it as a shitt towel... no matter how drunk or stoned we get.

AGREE?

**GUMMO77** · 06-24-16, 12:39 AM

Jezus Bite, you're getting very complicated in your old age. I just need the shirt June 29th to July 5th because I'll be in Miami and have a table already reserved for me at the King of Diamonds. I can't imagine how much p_ _ _ y this beautiful piece of body art will get me, but I suspect, from my own personal history with said club, that I'll be sleeping well at night.

After the long weekend I'll send the T via FedEx overnight and unwashed. One of my boys - Johnny K- who I know you know personally, suggested this and we both are well aware of his track record.

Making America great is what we do!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-24-16, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Jezus Bite, you're getting very complicated in your old age. I just need the shirt June 29th to July 5th because I'll be in Miami and have a table already reserved for me at the King of Diamonds. I can't imagine how much p_ _ _ y this beautiful piece of body art will get me, but I suspect, from my own personal history with said club, that I'll be sleeping well at night.

After the long weekend I'll send the T via FedEx overnight and unwashed. One of my boys - Johnny K- who I know you know personally, suggested this and we both are well aware of his track record

.
If you promise to get Suzie Q to do her Dog-O-Rama act one night with BOTH her and the dog wearing the shirt during the set... well hell, we have a deal.

Also, tell Johnny to pack up my Belladonna fleshlight and ship it back with the shirt -- fukker has had it way too long.

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Making America great is what we do!

WoRd

Btw, that reminds me: If Ivana Hump happens to be working Diamonds during the time you're there, please tell her she still owes me a SKYPE session, or else I'm gonna do a ChArGe-BaCk on my Discover card.

**CWD** · 06-24-16, 02:18 AM

where they sell it you have to go to comeblowus ohio or they have them online ?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-24-16, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by CWD

where they sell it you have to go to comeblowus ohio or they have them online ?

Hit these guys up:

https://twitter.com/FreshBrewedTees?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

**Bill Dozer** · 06-24-16, 11:35 AM

That's some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

**jjgold** · 06-24-16, 11:38 AM

JR Smith is what is wrong with American athletes

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-24-16, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Bill Dozer

That's some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

Bill let's go halfsies on 1 shirt (I already have another deal in place w/GUMMO).

Only stipulation I insist on is: YOU'RE Buffalo Bill... I'm Hannibal Lecter.

You seem more the "it puts the lotion in the basket" kinda guy than me

-- plus, I like fava beans and chianti.

IOW, you're kinda weird and I'm pretty normal.

**Bill Dozer** · 06-24-16, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Bill let's go halfsies on 1 shirt (I already have another deal in place w/GUMMO).

Only stipulation I insist on is: YOU'RE Buffalo Bill... I'm Hannibal Lecter.

You seem more the "it puts the lotion in the basket" kinda guy than me

-- plus, I like fava beans and chianti.

IOW, you're kinda weird and I'm pretty normal.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-24-16, 12:11 PM

Ah, Bill.....Did ya listen to the song in vid I posted?

Catchy tune... nice lyrics.

That pic you posted seems a bit equivocal.

Is that your passive-aggressive way of trying to get me to pay more than you for the shirt?

... sorry pal... won't work.

I already have feelers out for deals with both tt and lilpete so... you know, you snooze you lose.