Love is the only thing that can heal me.

THE PROFIT · 02-25-10, 01:09 AM

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Pecos Bill · 02-25-10, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Hey Pecos....

How about this idea. Get a f'in job, get a career, and screw all this lonely guy bullshit.

Matt Parker and Trey Stone had it right in BASEKETBALL.

Commit this to memory.

"GET THE JOB, GET THE KHAKIS, GET THE GIRL".

Your parents failed you. You have no work ethic at all. Honestly. Who is 25 and has no career plans? I mean, outside of SBR.

This girl isn't going to get you a job, she isn't going to get you a career. Earn some money, buy yourself a cheap shitty first house, buy your own cheap shitty car, and with that comes confidence. Then comes the Khakis and then comes the girls.

Yeah and get a job flipping burgers?..fvck that. I will go back to college if that girl becomes my girlfriend.

THE PROFIT · 02-25-10, 01:15 AM

Where do you work fukstik?

Kav · 02-25-10, 01:17 AM

dude stop being such an emo turd...

MartinBlank · 02-25-10, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Yeah and get a job flipping burgers?..fvck that. I will go back to college if that girl becomes my girlfriend.

Sparky, I hate to break this startling news to you, but let me try anyway.

Chicks----the kind worth marrying anyway----DO NOT DIG UNEMPLOYED LOSERS WHO LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS.

Even if it is a shitty job----they respect the effort.

Any guy dumb enough to sandpaper his own face isn't above any job.

Pecos. Another crazy thought for you. What you are doing now----IS NOT WORKING. Why not try a new approach. Start with a job---even if it is just for 30 f'in days---and report back to us. See if it works out for you.

BadNina · 02-25-10, 02:24 AM

Hi! Female here who kinda has an idea what women like. Might want to listen. Just a suggestion.

1) Skin problems aren't as bad as you think these days. Try ProActive. It even helps with scars and reduces pores.

2) Don't scare this young lady off. You have to take things slowly cause women get spooked just as easily as men. Try giving her a single daisy. Or tulip. And only one at this time. It is a sweet gesture and she will like it.

3) Open doors for her all the time. Car doors, any freakin' door. That is taking the first step in your role as male protector. And it is a respectful gesture.

4) If you are going out, weather permitting, do something as simple as walking through a park and buy her an ice cream cone. You will get your jollies watching her lick it. Then you tell her she has just a little right here....take your thumb, brush the side of her mouth, then look in her eyes. If her lips are parted, she wants you to kiss her.

After you have done this, let me know and I will tell you how to go from there.

1st and Ten · 02-25-10, 02:25 AM

How can you not like Pecos Bill Nina?

sharpcat · 02-25-10, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

Hi! Female here who kinda has an idea what women like. Might want to listen. Just a suggestion.

1) Skin problems aren't as bad as you think these days. Try ProActive. It even helps with scars and reduces pores.

2) Don't scare this young lady off. You have to take things slowly cause women get spooked just as easily as men. Try giving her a single daisy. Or tulip. And only one at this time. It is a sweet gesture and she will like it.

3) Open doors for her all the time. Car doors, any freakin' door. That is taking the first step in your role as male protector. And it is a respectful gesture.

4) If you are going out, weather permitting, do something as simple as walking through a park and buy her an ice cream cone. You will get your jollies watching her lick it. Then you tell her she has just a little right here....take your thumb, brush the side of her mouth, then look in her eyes. If her lips are parted, she wants you to kiss her.

After you have done this, let me know and I will tell you how to go from there.

I bet pecos is banging a cucumber to #4......

BadNina · 02-25-10, 02:30 AM

He has a bigger pecker than JJ.

And I am trying to help him.

tltaylor89 · 02-25-10, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

He has a bigger pecker than JJ.

And I am trying to help him.

Guy fuks a cucumber come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

sharpcat · 02-25-10, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

He has a bigger pecker than JJ.

And I am trying to help him.

everybody has already tried to help him...... he is not here for help he is here for attention a pity whore.

thechaoz · 02-25-10, 02:42 AM

I got to be completely honest...I'd hit it

THE PROFIT · 02-25-10, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

He has a bigger pecker than JJ.

And I am trying to help him.

My 3 yr old cousin has a bigger pecker than JJ. That's irrelevant

BadNina · 02-25-10, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

My 3 yr old cousin has a bigger pecker than JJ. That's irrelevant

Yeah, I can't argue with that one.

Number One was the best of the advice. ProActive would work wonders with his skin.

BadNina · 02-25-10, 02:50 AM

I thought only females used cucumbers?

Wait...I don't want to know. Really. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

THE PROFIT · 02-25-10, 02:53 AM

Real men use canteulopes, not so real men use cucumbers

illmatick · 02-25-10, 02:57 AM

i use organic zucchini

stingray14 · 02-25-10, 03:16 AM

we need more cow bell

Pecos Bill · 02-25-10, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

Hi! Female here who kinda has an idea what women like. Might want to listen. Just a suggestion.

1) Skin problems aren't as bad as you think these days. Try ProActive. It even helps with scars and reduces pores.

2) Don't scare this young lady off. You have to take things slowly cause women get spooked just as easily as men. Try giving her a single daisy. Or tulip. And only one at this time. It is a sweet gesture and she will like it.

3) Open doors for her all the time. Car doors, any freakin' door. That is taking the first step in your role as male protector. And it is a respectful gesture.

4) If you are going out, weather permitting, do something as simple as walking through a park and buy her an ice cream cone. You will get your jollies watching her lick it. Then you tell her she has just a little right here....take your thumb, brush the side of her mouth, then look in her eyes. If her lips are parted, she wants you to kiss her.

After you have done this, let me know and I will tell you how to go from there.

Thanks for the advice

...i did fvck up the last time we hungout though. I was acting kinda desperate for sex and told her i'd be annoyed if we didnt do it on our next date

...then i asked wht a guy has to do to fvck her

...I also said if she was just using me for company and nothing more...i was drinking a bit and talking out of my ass

jjgold · 02-25-10, 12:01 PM

Billy I feel for you. I have been without love forever from a girl. After a while you just accept it and grow very strong by yourself.

Billy love is good for about 6 months then it turns to shit

Women are lousy people and not good for much

Billy call me and i will tape conversation of us and make video

DOMINATER · 02-25-10, 12:19 PM

pecos I feel your pain, one thing you must get into your head love is not a one way street. Consider this , maybe just maybe this girl truely likes you, if this is true you can take that pressure off you. This game being involved with a girl is suppose to make you feel real good not increase your hangups. you have to chill, and stop worrying about what can happen. Be concerned what does happen, if you really want help you must take advice from guys and go for it. Don't be so worried about the outcome of things life has a way of working all that stuff out.

bigboyfosho · 02-25-10, 12:32 PM

bet his parents still wipe his @ss

odusmykal · 02-25-10, 01:25 PM

Louis, these stories have been dragging on for days, yet still no pic of said girl.. I'm starting to think you are just making shit up here pal.. Lean in beside her and take one with your cell phone if you don't have one.. But as obsesed as you sound, i'm sure you have a pic..

Pecos Bill · 02-25-10, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by odusmykal

Louis, these stories have been dragging on for days, yet still no pic of said girl.. I'm starting to think you are just making shit up here pal.. Lean in beside her and take one with your cell phone if you don't have one.. But as obsesed as you sound, i'm sure you have a pic..

She was already supposed to send me one but never did. I will get one this weekend if i see her.

BadNina · 02-25-10, 04:32 PM

Bill, Rule Number One. Never, ever, ever use the *f* word to a girl when you are trying to get her into bed. Most of the time (not always but more) it is a turn off. Now sure there are times we all feel a bit dirty and naughty but it is kinda disrespectful. You are trying to woo her. We are in this for the long haul....not a fun full however long time it takes (in this case...what? 5 minutes?)

Pecos Bill · 02-25-10, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Bill, Rule Number One. Never, ever, ever use the *f* word to a girl when you are trying to get her into bed. Most of the time (not always but more) it is a turn off. Now sure there are times we all feel a bit dirty and naughty but it is kinda disrespectful. You are trying to woo her. We are in this for the long haul....not a fun full however long time it takes (in this case...what? 5 minutes?)

I know i fvcked up, she hasnt called me in 6 days. Hopefully i didnt scare her away. I'll cry.

EmpireMaker · 02-25-10, 06:21 PM

send her a friendly no pressure type of message telling her you were thinking of her and would like to hang out with her this weekend.

Powderguy · 02-25-10, 06:23 PM

CALL HER! Let her know you are still alive before she moves on damn.

Boscoe · 02-25-10, 06:23 PM

send her dozens of flowers, some poems. tell her you can't live without her. call her at least a couple of times a day. girls love that mushy stuff.

EmpireMaker · 02-25-10, 06:26 PM

Nina gave you some good tips. Just concentrate on being a good person instead of worrying about what you don't have.

BadNina · 02-25-10, 08:24 PM

Girls like it when the guy chases her until she catches him. Don't wait for her to call you. Call her. But not several times a day. That is called stalking and is illegal in most states.

MartinBlank · 02-25-10, 08:40 PM

Chicks dig stalkers, don't they?

BadNina · 02-25-10, 09:01 PM

Uh....sure. Those restraining orders are just our way of playing hard to get.

MartinBlank · 02-25-10, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Uh....sure. Those restraining orders are just our way of playing hard to get.

Nina may be onto something here.

I was positive the 342 phone calls, the 189 text messages, the thirteen mix cd's, the flowers, the hiding in the bushes, the stealing of her underwear/bras was going to work on the ladies.

Oh well. Back to the drawing board.

Nina, ladies also like it when you ask them about their ex's, right? And when you get really possessive----they REALLY love that, right?

BadNina · 02-25-10, 09:20 PM

Of course. It just shows you care. Otherwise, we think you think we look fat in our jeans.