post something that know one knows..

[BigOrangeTitans]

would you do it again?

You bet your momma's sweet goat ass I would!

[2daBank]

You bet your momma's sweet goat ass I would!

nice

[BigOrangeTitans]

nice

I'd even let the goat ride if it gave me some SBR points

[stingray14]

9 months is how long a baby is carried in the womb. 9x4 is 36. So you were 9 months early. So you are a cumstain that grew lips?

[stingray14]

after 20 years of marriage my wife turned on the lights to realize all this time I had been fuking her with a dildo and said and said "what the hell is the meaning of this" and to that I replied....Where in the hell did the 3 kids come from

[20Four7]

I knocked up a chick and she said she was sure it was another guys so she married him..... better for me anyways...... I only realized after she named the kid after me ....... I was like WTF.

[eidolon]

when my closest friends and relatives are pregnant, I have dreams about what the correct sex is, and if the kid will be healthy. 9 out 9 so far. Very weird. Weirdest one, was when my buddy just found out his wife was pregnant; that week I had a dream that they were going to have a baby girl, but there was going to be problems at the birth. sure enough, the baby girl was born 2 months early, with holes in her heart.

[BigOrangeTitans]

u guys aint got notta on fluckin goats

[odusmykal]

I once did coke in a bar with The Nature Boy himself, Ric Flair.. Wild night, we were high and he just kept yelling, " Wooo!!" at every girl in the place.. The guy is a party animal..

[gr1624]

I hooked up with a fat chick in college and all my buddies called her the bear. From then on when it was late and I had not found another chick they would ask me if I was going back to the den. I am 36 and still hear about the den and the bear.

[Boner_18]

I work for a federal agency charged with gathering evidence on offshore gambling organizations conducting operations within the United States including compiling lists of their clients.

[StraitShooter]

The musical score opening for the 1930s horror classics Dracula and the Mummy produced by Universal studios is

SWAN LAKE

[WileOut]

Japanese are willing to pay an astronomical price for tumbleweed, the stuff that is found in the plains of the USA, anybody can pick up loads of it for free, except people who live in places where there is none like Japan. One lady made a business of it and is rich now.

[TheLock]

I work for a federal agency charged with gathering evidence on offshore gambling organizations conducting operations within the United States including compiling lists of their clients.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[lakerboy]

9 months is roughly 36 weeks, give or take a week. WTF do you not understand? If he was 36 weeks early the abortion is living & asking *ucked up questions now!!!

9 months is 38.5 weeks. Learn math please

The average month has 30 days in it. 9x30=270/7=38.5