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  • Grandmaster B
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-05-09
    • 6035

    #36
    Originally posted by flyingillini
    Last year, I ejaculated while in Church jerking with a hole that I cut out from my jeans in the pocket. I took two E pills and snorted some yayo before going to Church and was staring at a firme hyna while doing it. It was a nice release.
    you're going to hell
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    • BadNina
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-07
      • 10491

      #37
      Did you miss where I said that gestation for humans is 40 weeks?
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      • Grandmaster B
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-05-09
        • 6035

        #38
        Originally posted by pimike
        May 21, 2011

        Rapture and judgement day

        Familyradio.com
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        • ZBOIZ
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-22-08
          • 21464

          #39
          Originally posted by DrStale
          Because you can't afford furniture?
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          • ZBOIZ
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-22-08
            • 21464

            #40
            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
            when you go visit your japanese relatives & sit down on the floor to eat
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            • THE PROFIT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-09
              • 17701

              #41
              Originally posted by BadNina
              Did you miss where I said that gestation for humans is 40 weeks?
              no dear, you're noted, with what I'm not sure! Is he fukin with us trying to be funny or is he that fukin stupid? My money's on the latter! This forum is a godsend for some people, it lets people in cyberspace ridicule them before thet actually say something like this in public! Could you imagine being in a serious conversation with someone face to face & telling them you were born 36 weeks pre-mature??? I would be speechless for a moment & then probably upper cut them in the taint!
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              • 13th Inning
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 08-05-08
                • 878

                #42
                I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
                In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
                I ran away but they caught me.

                ...And then they brushed my teeth.

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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #43
                  Originally posted by pimike
                  May 21, 2011

                  Rapture and judgement day

                  Familyradio.com
                  Not 'til dec 2012! That's when my mayan calendar runs out. Where can I get a 2013 -2093 one at?
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                  • DOMINATER
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 3698

                    #44
                    where joey onions was buried
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #45
                      Originally posted by DOMINATER
                      where joey onions was buried
                      I didn't think joey was buried! I thought he slept with fishes
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                      • Shortstop
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-02-09
                        • 27281

                        #46
                        I've never used drugs...
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                        • THE PROFIT
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-09
                          • 17701

                          #47
                          He didn't say tell lies SS!
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                          • sportsguy04
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-21-08
                            • 11885

                            #48
                            delete.
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                            • pat venditto
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-07-07
                              • 14347

                              #49
                              Originally posted by 13th Inning
                              I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
                              In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
                              I ran away but they caught me.

                              ...And then they brushed my teeth.


                              WE HAVE A WINNER
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                              • THE PROFIT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #50
                                Can you shave points for us?
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                                • sportsguy04
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-21-08
                                  • 11885

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                  Can you shave points for us?
                                  Why do you think I have been on a hot run lately? Havent you realized alot of teams blowing DD leads in 2H?
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                                  • Tree Rollins
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-16-09
                                    • 3968

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by bobbyfk
                                    in this thread post something that no one knows about you...

                                    for me:

                                    I was born 1lb 9oz on April 15th,1989. 36 weeks early
                                    36 weeks early? you must have been the size of a fingernail. How the hell did they keep you alive?
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                                    • sportsguy04
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-21-08
                                      • 11885

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                      Can you shave points for us?
                                      I was kidding, but that would be tight though.
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                                      • Tree Rollins
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-16-09
                                        • 3968

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by 13th Inning
                                        I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
                                        In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
                                        I ran away but they caught me.

                                        ...And then they brushed my teeth.

                                        I remember waiting at the bus stop one day, and a bunch of the older kids from my neighborhood started fuking with this little guy. This little guy thought he was tough but he was still scared of these other guys. They ended up holding him down and putting an oreo cookie up his ass. and then they took a spoon and shoved it really far up there. It was fuking crazy. The kid got up and couldn't get the cookie out because it was shoved so far up his ass. When the bus came he just walked home. I don't remember how he got it out but eventually he did.
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #55
                                          My guess would be he *hit it out!
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                                          • 1st and Ten
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-13-09
                                            • 5131

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                            9 months is how long a baby is carried in the womb. 9x4 is 36. So you were 9 months early. So you are a cumstain that grew lips?
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                                            • mlb
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-04-09
                                              • 10509

                                              #57
                                              Here's a pointless fact that no one should know haha. there are more plastic flamingos in the u.s. Than real ones
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                                              • Tree Rollins
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-16-09
                                                • 3968

                                                #58
                                                No one knows that i'm a milf hunter
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                                                • mlb
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-04-09
                                                  • 10509

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Tree Rollins
                                                  No one knows that i'm a milf hunter
                                                  Impossible . Your from the north pole.
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                                                  • thechaoz
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-23-09
                                                    • 12154

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                    My cock is 8.3 inches

                                                    Very flattering with the kid in the pic.
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                                                    • Tree Rollins
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-16-09
                                                      • 3968

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by mlb

                                                      Impossible . Your from the north pole.
                                                      Dude, have you ever been to the north pole? tons of milfs here
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                                                      • 2daBank
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 01-26-09
                                                        • 88966

                                                        #62
                                                        i see dead ppl
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                                                        • 2daBank
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-26-09
                                                          • 88966

                                                          #63
                                                          then i fuk them
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                                                          • mlb
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-04-09
                                                            • 10509

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Tree Rollins
                                                            Dude, have you ever been to the north pole? tons of milfs here
                                                            Well no. But I have seen a lot of Xmas movies
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                                                            • THE PROFIT
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-09
                                                              • 17701

                                                              #65
                                                              hot buttered elfs
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                                                              • Tree Rollins
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-16-09
                                                                • 3968

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by mlb

                                                                Well no. But I have seen a lot of Xmas movies
                                                                Ton's of milfs up here at the pole. I hunt milfs and then i drill them. It's what i do. Soon I'll leaving for a 6 month milf hunting expedition in antarctica. I will update you.
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                                                                • THEGREAT30
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-04-08
                                                                  • 8970

                                                                  #67
                                                                  this is against SBR rules to post something that know one actually knows, you should stick to posting hate and ignorance, good day.
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                                                                  • BigOrangeTitans
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-23-07
                                                                    • 4504

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I once had intercourse.... With a goat
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                                                                    • 2daBank
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 01-26-09
                                                                      • 88966

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by BigOrangeTitans
                                                                      I once had intercourse.... With a goat

                                                                      would you do it again?
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                                                                      • mlb
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 12-04-09
                                                                        • 10509

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by Tree Rollins
                                                                        Ton's of milfs up here at the pole. I hunt milfs and then i drill them. It's what i do. Soon I'll leaving for a 6 month milf hunting expedition in antarctica. I will update you.
                                                                        Good luck
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