Last year, I ejaculated while in Church jerking with a hole that I cut out from my jeans in the pocket. I took two E pills and snorted some yayo before going to Church and was staring at a firme hyna while doing it. It was a nice release.
you're going to hell
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#37
Did you miss where I said that gestation for humans is 40 weeks?
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Grandmaster B
SBR Hall of Famer
09-05-09
6035
#38
Originally posted by pimike
May 21, 2011
Rapture and judgement day
Familyradio.com
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ZBOIZ
SBR Posting Legend
06-22-08
21464
#39
Originally posted by DrStale
Because you can't afford furniture?
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ZBOIZ
SBR Posting Legend
06-22-08
21464
#40
Originally posted by THE PROFIT
when you go visit your japanese relatives & sit down on the floor to eat
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#41
Originally posted by BadNina
Did you miss where I said that gestation for humans is 40 weeks?
no dear, you're noted, with what I'm not sure! Is he fukin with us trying to be funny or is he that fukin stupid? My money's on the latter! This forum is a godsend for some people, it lets people in cyberspace ridicule them before thet actually say something like this in public! Could you imagine being in a serious conversation with someone face to face & telling them you were born 36 weeks pre-mature??? I would be speechless for a moment & then probably upper cut them in the taint!
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13th Inning
SBR Wise Guy
08-05-08
878
#42
I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
I ran away but they caught me.
...And then they brushed my teeth.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#43
Originally posted by pimike
May 21, 2011
Rapture and judgement day
Familyradio.com
Not 'til dec 2012! That's when my mayan calendar runs out. Where can I get a 2013 -2093 one at?
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DOMINATER
SBR MVP
12-10-09
3698
#44
where joey onions was buried
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#45
Originally posted by DOMINATER
where joey onions was buried
I didn't think joey was buried! I thought he slept with fishes
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Shortstop
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-02-09
27281
#46
I've never used drugs...
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#47
He didn't say tell lies SS!
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sportsguy04
SBR Posting Legend
10-21-08
11885
#48
delete.
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pat venditto
SBR Posting Legend
05-07-07
14347
#49
Originally posted by 13th Inning
I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
I ran away but they caught me.
...And then they brushed my teeth.
WE HAVE A WINNER
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#50
Can you shave points for us?
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sportsguy04
SBR Posting Legend
10-21-08
11885
#51
Originally posted by THE PROFIT
Can you shave points for us?
Why do you think I have been on a hot run lately? Havent you realized alot of teams blowing DD leads in 2H?
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Tree Rollins
SBR MVP
12-16-09
3968
#52
Originally posted by bobbyfk
in this thread post something that no one knows about you...
for me:
I was born 1lb 9oz on April 15th,1989. 36 weeks early
36 weeks early? you must have been the size of a fingernail. How the hell did they keep you alive?
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sportsguy04
SBR Posting Legend
10-21-08
11885
#53
Originally posted by THE PROFIT
Can you shave points for us?
I was kidding, but that would be tight though.
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Tree Rollins
SBR MVP
12-16-09
3968
#54
Originally posted by 13th Inning
I got in trouble with some guys because I owed them some money.
In the spirit of retribution, they tracked me down and stuck a couple of toothbrushes in my ass.
I ran away but they caught me.
...And then they brushed my teeth.
I remember waiting at the bus stop one day, and a bunch of the older kids from my neighborhood started fuking with this little guy. This little guy thought he was tough but he was still scared of these other guys. They ended up holding him down and putting an oreo cookie up his ass. and then they took a spoon and shoved it really far up there. It was fuking crazy. The kid got up and couldn't get the cookie out because it was shoved so far up his ass. When the bus came he just walked home. I don't remember how he got it out but eventually he did.
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#55
My guess would be he *hit it out!
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1st and Ten
SBR Hall of Famer
11-13-09
5131
#56
Originally posted by THE PROFIT
9 months is how long a baby is carried in the womb. 9x4 is 36. So you were 9 months early. So you are a cumstain that grew lips?
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mlb
SBR Posting Legend
12-04-09
10509
#57
Here's a pointless fact that no one should know haha. there are more plastic flamingos in the u.s. Than real ones
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Tree Rollins
SBR MVP
12-16-09
3968
#58
No one knows that i'm a milf hunter
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mlb
SBR Posting Legend
12-04-09
10509
#59
Originally posted by Tree Rollins
No one knows that i'm a milf hunter
Impossible . Your from the north pole.
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thechaoz
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12154
#60
Originally posted by paco
My cock is 8.3 inches
Very flattering with the kid in the pic.
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Tree Rollins
SBR MVP
12-16-09
3968
#61
Originally posted by mlb
Impossible . Your from the north pole.
Dude, have you ever been to the north pole? tons of milfs here
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#62
i see dead ppl
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#63
then i fuk them
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mlb
SBR Posting Legend
12-04-09
10509
#64
Originally posted by Tree Rollins
Dude, have you ever been to the north pole? tons of milfs here
Well no. But I have seen a lot of Xmas movies
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#65
hot buttered elfs
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Tree Rollins
SBR MVP
12-16-09
3968
#66
Originally posted by mlb
Well no. But I have seen a lot of Xmas movies
Ton's of milfs up here at the pole. I hunt milfs and then i drill them. It's what i do. Soon I'll leaving for a 6 month milf hunting expedition in antarctica. I will update you.
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THEGREAT30
SBR Hall of Famer
10-04-08
8970
#67
this is against SBR rules to post something that know one actually knows, you should stick to posting hate and ignorance, good day.
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BigOrangeTitans
SBR MVP
11-23-07
4504
#68
I once had intercourse.... With a goat
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#69
Originally posted by BigOrangeTitans
I once had intercourse.... With a goat
would you do it again?
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mlb
SBR Posting Legend
12-04-09
10509
#70
Originally posted by Tree Rollins
Ton's of milfs up here at the pole. I hunt milfs and then i drill them. It's what i do. Soon I'll leaving for a 6 month milf hunting expedition in antarctica. I will update you.