Im scared that girl isnt going to call me again

[Pecos Bill]

I would just tell her lets party. Do a few E pills or some yayo. Never met a hyna that didn't like either or both.

I cant even light a joint next to this bitch, i had to go outside cuz shes scared the 2nd hand smoke will show up on a drug test.

[tltaylor89]

I cant even light a joint next to this bitch, i had to go outside cuz shes scared the 2nd hand smoke will show up on a drug test.

[jlgarciaiii22]

Paco

This sh!t was too funny...

[TheLock]

I texted her today

Me:It was nice laying in bed with you even tho i know i was babbling a bit :\ i was kinda stoned
Her:I had a nice evening with you. Everything okay with your crazy friend? Laying in bed was entertaining ;o)
Me:he came to drop off my cousins cd's an was still acting kinda tuff..dint even apologize for acting stupid so fck em..too bad cuz ive known him forever
Her:that really does suck. Since you have known him for a while, hopefully he'll realize and apologize. So how was your day?
Me:Pretty good just did school work all day, now i have to find something to cook cuz im starving..u a good cook?
Her:Well i can clean, but dont really cook. I am trying to domesticate myself Making chicken fajitas right now, you cook?
Me: Yeah i think its kinda fun,still learning though.
Her: It actually is kina fun, did you learn by yourself?
Me: I look up recipes on the internet, lol. A lot of guys here eat tv dinners everyday fck that
Her: Haha!..i dont blame you...tv dinners are gross.
Me:Yeah id rather take the time to fix me something good. I'll talk to you later have to do some studying. Gotta keep up with all these chinks and white boys.
Her: Show them what up ..ill talk to you later, good luck with the studying.


I lied to her and told her i was studying to be an engineer. I want to make her my gf so bad, Ive been having dreams about her the past two days. This mornign i woke up at 5am and i couldt fall back to sleep cuz i kept thinking about her and fantasizing she became my gf and how great my life would be. Im falling in love with her, i hope she feels the same way.

Pecos

The first sentence of this text conversation is way to soft and gooey. It does not paint the alpha male picture you are trying to portray.

Women love mysterious guys. It's OK to have enjoyed laying in bed with her but don't tell her that shit bro.

Be the Rated R guy not the PG-13 guy bro.

[Pecos Bill]

Pecos

The first sentence of this text conversation is way to soft and gooey. It does not paint the alpha male picture you are trying to portray.

Women love mysterious guys. It's OK to have enjoyed laying in bed with her but don't tell her that shit bro.

Be the Rated R guy not the PG-13 guy bro.

I know what you mean but shes 31, i think older girls want a guy that can be show their feelings.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I texted her today

Me:It was nice laying in bed with you even tho i know i was babbling a bit :\ i was kinda stoned
Her:I had a nice evening with you. Everything okay with your crazy friend? Laying in bed was entertaining ;o)
Me:he came to drop off my cousins cd's an was still acting kinda tuff..dint even apologize for acting stupid so fck em..too bad cuz ive known him forever
Her:that really does suck. Since you have known him for a while, hopefully he'll realize and apologize. So how was your day?
Me:Pretty good just did school work all day, now i have to find something to cook cuz im starving..u a good cook?
Her:Well i can clean, but dont really cook. I am trying to domesticate myself Making chicken fajitas right now, you cook?
Me: Yeah i think its kinda fun,still learning though.
Her: It actually is kina fun, did you learn by yourself?
Me: I look up recipes on the internet, lol. A lot of guys here eat tv dinners everyday fck that
Her: Haha!..i dont blame you...tv dinners are gross.
Me:Yeah id rather take the time to fix me something good. I'll talk to you later have to do some studying. Gotta keep up with all these chinks and white boys.
Her: Show them what up ..ill talk to you later, good luck with the studying.


I lied to her and told her i was studying to be an engineer. I want to make her my gf so bad, Ive been having dreams about her the past two days. This mornign i woke up at 5am and i couldt fall back to sleep cuz i kept thinking about her and fantasizing she became my gf and how great my life would be. Im falling in love with her, i hope she feels the same way.

This was bad. Real bad. You said nothing interesting or funny. Make her laugh or something. This is how it should go next time. Do you really think she cares about anything you talked about. The conversation was all about you. Just talk to her about herself. Girls love attention. They don't even care if you say stupid shit they will love you if it is about them.

You lied to her about being an engineer? What the **** is wrong with you. Tell her the truth about this kind of stuff. When she finds out this is a lie (and if she is going to be your gf she will) she will be running the other way before you can explain. You can't make shit up like this. You can make up something you did the other night because you were out with another girl but you can't lie about this.

PM me next time she is texting you. I will give you some lines that get you laid. Plus maybe she isn't a slut. Not many good girls **** on the 3rd date. Did you kiss her yet? Just be patient. If it is meant to be it will happen. The door is open for you, you just need to bust that shit open. Don't listen to the guy who said don't buy her anything. ****ing take her out to a nice dinner. Or buy her something small and just say "I saw this and it reminded me of you" she will love that your thinking about her.

[tltaylor89]

Makes me glad I dont have women problems

[paco]

Pecos, next time she texts u, say "text me later or I'll text u later, I'm busy" and don't text her the whole day. Guaranteed she will text u at like 2am, don't respond. If she texts u again the next day, U'll have her in the sak in 3 days!!

[GiveMeaBJ]

Oh and your not in love with her after 3 days. Your in love with the feeling she gives you. You haven't had that in a long time. Don't be fooled. You need to grow some confidence.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Pecos, next time she texts u, say "text me later or I'll text u later, I'm busy" and don't text her the whole day. Guaranteed she will text u at like 2am, don't respond. If she texts u again the next day, U'll have her in the sak in 3 days!!

This is a fact. If she likes you at all she will **** you after this. Otherwise she never wanted to **** you.

[Tree Rollins]

I think you played it pretty well pecos. Some of this advice seems pretty good, i like the thing paco said. That's a good idea.
You were being yourself though and weren't trying to force anything. Keep playing it cool and you'll be alright. If you start trying to be something you're not it'll show and you'll come off as a douche bag.

[1st and Ten]

31? go the fuk over there and bang her....stop being a fuking pusssy

[GiveMeaBJ]

I think you played it pretty well pecos. You were being yourself and weren't trying to force anything. Keep playing it cool and you'll be alright.

Come on Tree. You can't say "I was a little stoned" or "I'm starving can you cook?" "Gotta keep up with all them chinks and white boys."

[Pecos Bill]

This was bad. Real bad. You said nothing interesting or funny. Make her laugh or something. This is how it should go next time. Do you really think she cares about anything you talked about. The conversation was all about you. Just talk to her about herself. Girls love attention. They don't even care if you say stupid shit they will love you if it is about them.

You lied to her about being an engineer? What the **** is wrong with you. Tell her the truth about this kind of stuff. When she finds out this is a lie (and if she is going to be your gf she will) she will be running the other way before you can explain. You can't make shit up like this. You can make up something you did the other night because you were out with another girl but you can't lie about this.

PM me next time she is texting you. I will give you some lines that get you laid. Plus maybe she isn't a slut. Not many good girls **** on the 3rd date. Did you kiss her yet? Just be patient. If it is meant to be it will happen. The door is open for you, you just need to bust that shit open. Don't listen to the guy who said don't buy her anything. ****ing take her out to a nice dinner. Or buy her something small and just say "I saw this and it reminded me of you" she will love that your thinking about her.

Dude It wasnt all about me..She laughed that i looked up recipes on the internet(which is true). I have sucked her and kissed her ass cheek when i had her on my bed, i also tried to get her to suck my dick but she refused. I know i fcked up lying to her about the engineer but i was stoned and couldnt tell her ive never had a job and live off my rich dad. But if she becomes my gf i will enroll in school so problem solved.

[TheLock]

Pecos, next time she texts u, say "text me later or I'll text u later, I'm busy" and don't text her the whole day. Guaranteed she will text u at like 2am, don't respond. If she texts u again the next day, U'll have her in the sak in 3 days!!

Pecos this sounds fvcked up but paco knows what he's talking about.

Now, don't try this shit after you've been dating a girl for 3 months because it will blow up in your face but in your situation right now, this is excellent advice.

Nice work paco.

[Pecos Bill]

Come on Tree. You can't say "I was a little stoned" or "I'm starving can you cook?" "Gotta keep up with all them chinks and white boys."

Just by this post i know i have more game than you. Your just better looking than me. A 31yr old broad doesnt want to hear a fake smooth line after another,its old to them. They want someone who sounds genuine and aint trying too hard, like he doesnt give a fck what the girl will say or think.

[DrStale]

But if she becomes my gf i will enroll in school so problem solved.

What kind of backwards ass logic is that? You haven't been doing anything your whole life because you dont have a girlfriend? You've been waiting for a girlfriend to go back to school?

And yeah, the acting like an asshole things definitely works, but it will be severely mitigated if you also act like an idiot.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Just by this post i know i have more game than you. Your just better looking than me. A 31yr old broad doesnt want to hear a fake smooth line after another,its old to them. They want someone who sounds genuine and aint trying too hard, like he doesnt give a fck what the girl will say or think.

Dude I am not good looking. I talk a good game. I don't know the full story or what you guys talked about. If there was some history behind some of those lines then good but what do I know.

I am proud of you, you showed confidence in that post. Your learning.

[Tree Rollins]

Come on Tree. You can't say "I was a little stoned" or "I'm starving can you cook?" "Gotta keep up with all them chinks and white boys."

I know man. some of the stuff was kinda weird but you can't expect the guy to be rico suave. No amount of coaching is going to change who he is. If he needs one of us to sit by and tell him everything to say to this chick then it's not going to work out with her anyway. She might think it's cute that he's kinda awkward or whatever. She's obviously hung out with him and should know what she's getting into at this point and if she's still talking to him then she likes something about him already.

[Boner_18]

I agree w/ you pecos. If she is 31 and single she has already done the asshole thing. I don't think what Paco said is a bad idea, but if this broad is letting you suck her titties you are in like flynn. Keep doing what you are doing.

[Boner_18]

Oh and we will be able to dispense much better advice if you get a couple naked pictures of her. Preferably one from behind with her ass in the air looking back at the camera...

[paco]

Oh and we will be able to dispense much better advice if you get a couple naked pictures of her. Preferably one from behind with her ass in the air looking back at the camera...

[Tree Rollins]

Oh and we will be able to dispense much better advice if you get a couple naked pictures of her. Preferably one from behind with her ass in the air looking back at the camera...

you can tell a lot about a girl from a picture of her with her ass up in the air.

[garlic toast]

" chinks and whiteboys " ?

i hope you shoot yourself soon, because i'm mixed white & asian.

[The Bishop]

Mexicans is crazy.

[EmpireMaker]

I agree w/ you pecos. If she is 31 and single she has already done the asshole thing. I don't think what Paco said is a bad idea, but if this broad is letting you suck her titties you are in like flynn. Keep doing what you are doing.

I agree, you are in unless you do something really stupid. Don't push for the BJ after she gives you the pussy you will get the BJ. You are at the top of the stretch the finish line is getting very close.

[dodger33]

3 dates is not love... maybe you need your heart broken a few times so you can wise up and listen to paco and the other guys offering great advice here.

[tltaylor89]

You know whats really sad youre face

[1st and Ten]

[The Seer]

Pecos' chick is probably getting banged by GiveMeaBJ

[1st and Ten]

Pecos' chick is probably getting banged by GiveMeaBJ

You laugh....probably tapping it as we speak

[tltaylor89]

Do us a favor Pecos stick youre head in youre asshole and stay their

[1st and Ten]

Do us a favor Pecos stick youre head in youre asshole and stay their

[Pecos Bill]

I went to her house lastnight, bitch has a nice fvcking house with badass entertainment system. I was pretty impressed. I brought a bottle of vodka but she didnt really drink and we just watched like 2 movies and made out etc. Again she let me grope her but didnt let me fvck her. I dont know what this girl is thinking, why wont she let me fvck her??..she says its cuz we hardly knw eachother but this was like our 5th time meeting and weve always clicked...I even asked her if she was just using me for the company, you know someone to hang out with but not to fvck.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I went to her house lastnight, bitch has a nice fvcking house with badass entertainment system. I was pretty impressed. I brought a bottle of vodka but she didnt really drink and we just watched like 2 movies and made out etc. Again she let me grope her but didnt let me fvck her. I dont know what this girl is thinking, why wont she let me fvck her??..she says its cuz we hardly knw eachother but this was like our 5th time meeting and weve always clicked...I even asked her if she was just using me for the company, you know someone to hang out with but not to fvck.

Why would you ask her that. Your coming off as desperate. This bitch is 31. She wants a relationship, not a **** buddy.