I dont know why she didnt want to have sex last night, she said it was cuz she hardly knew me even though weve seen each other 3 times. Im paranoid she had second thoughts after getting a good look at my face. She has such a great personality tht maybe she didnt want to let me down too hard and thats why she let me grope her. I will be so heart broken if she doesnt call me. I wanted to make her my gf. I think im in love.
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You are not in love with a girl you've seen 3 times you dolt.
Until you increase the self-confidence and decrease the crazy I wouldn't want her to call you for her own sake.Originally posted by Dark HorseComment -
you cannot make this shit up
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stop, just stop it.Comment -
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
billy yer a disturbed kid but thats cool......didnt he get a good look at yer face the other 3 times? what was you wearin some kinda phantom of the opera mask deal? broad prolly woulda bailed on the 1st "date" if she figgered you was hideous. tell her that youll give her a dime to get some, chicks love that sorta thingComment -
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Pecos, bitches like wen u don't pay em any attention. They love challenges. Ignore her , and she will be sucking ur cock in no time. Trust me broComment -
make it happen mang
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We laid there on my bed cuddling and she was running her hand across my bare chest, it felt so good holding a real life girl next to me. I felt like a man. Love is the only thing that could heal me.Originally posted by DrStaleComment -
Even if this chick does call you you will scare her off eventually.Originally posted by Pecos Bill
For someone who's completely aware of all his shortcomings, strange that you don't realize how crazy and pathetic you sound when you say stuff like this.Originally posted by Dark HorseComment -
Don't go directly to sex, foreplay her to death next time. Btw, you doing anything special for her today on Valentine's Day?Comment -
Theres no way this is realOriginally posted by jjgoldyou cannot make this shit upComment -
Definitely real. Check out his post history and/or videos.Originally posted by ericthegangsterOriginally posted by Dark HorseComment -
I am scared this kid is going to get rejected and post a video of him doing himself in like his avatar.
Would be bad for forum morale, and even worse for his.
Pecos, it's up to you to make your life better.Comment -
Dont tell me you were simulating Pecos LOL this is saidOriginally posted by Pecos BillComment -
I was just scrolling down the thread and next thing i see is that video. Funny stuff
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Show her your dump video...girls love that stuffComment -
youre being too needy. stfu and play hard to get. hire a hooker and make sure she sees you with her like if you were on a date with said hooker.Comment -
Ohhhh that made me laugh.Originally posted by 1st and TenOriginally posted by Dark HorseComment -
This is the best ive felt in years, i acutally felt wanted and liked. Its a good feeling. If this girl suddenly rejects me i dont know what i will do. I know its pathetic since weve only met 3 times but im falling for her. I will be soo heart broken is she stops talking to me. I will be devastated.Originally posted by Cougar BaitComment -
Get her a nice Valentines gift and tell her you are glad you met a friend like her.Comment -
Maybe she doesn't want a fukin whimp
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Paco
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Originally posted by ScorpionPaco
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is this the guy who couldnt get it up?Comment -
Dude, she wants your cock. Just be patient.Comment -
Shes probably into menComment -
Pecos
CALM DOWN kid.
If she gets a whiff that you're all into her shit she will run for the hills.
The Do Not Do List:
Do not call her again until she calls you back
Do not buy her any gifts
Do not tell her you had an amazing time the other night (tell her it "was fun" at most)
The Do List:
Do act like the funny, interesting guy that she wanted to go out with in the first place
Do go to the gym to get rid of this negative energy you have
Do act like you have a lot of other sh*t going on in your life so you don't seem so desperate.
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Remember Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs?
Pecos is that guy.
The worst thing for our world will be for this girl to sleep with Pecos.
12 months from now he will have a fukin poodle in a basket lowering it into a hole where he has that girl kidnapped----screaming at her...
"it puts the lotion on its skin"
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Pure entertainment
"I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."
- D.H. LawrenceComment -
I texted her today
Me:It was nice laying in bed with you even tho i know i was babbling a bit :\ i was kinda stoned
Her:I had a nice evening with you. Everything okay with your crazy friend? Laying in bed was entertaining ;o)
Me:he came to drop off my cousins cd's an was still acting kinda tuff..dint even apologize for acting stupid so fck em..too bad cuz ive known him forever
Her:that really does suck. Since you have known him for a while, hopefully he'll realize and apologize. So how was your day?
Me:Pretty good just did school work all day, now i have to find something to cook cuz im starving..u a good cook?
Her:Well i can clean, but dont really cook. I am trying to domesticate myself
Making chicken fajitas right now, you cook?
Me: Yeah i think its kinda fun,still learning though.
Her: It actually is kina fun, did you learn by yourself?
Me: I look up recipes on the internet, lol. A lot of guys here eat tv dinners everyday fck that
Her: Haha!..i dont blame you...tv dinners are gross.
Me:Yeah id rather take the time to fix me something good. I'll talk to you later have to do some studying. Gotta keep up with all these chinks and white boys.
Her: Show them what up
..ill talk to you later, good luck with the studying.
I lied to her and told her i was studying to be an engineer. I want to make her my gf so bad, Ive been having dreams about her the past two days. This mornign i woke up at 5am and i couldt fall back to sleep cuz i kept thinking about her and fantasizing she became my gf and how great my life would be. Im falling in love with her, i hope she feels the same way.Comment -
I would just tell her lets party. Do a few E pills or some yayo. Never met a hyna that didn't like either or both.המוסד
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Dude, she still wants it. It's your fault if you don't get it in.Comment -
Oh yeah my homie, the one who i took instead of my cousin got all drunk and started talking shit to me and my cousin. I think he was pissed cuz we had girls and he didnt. He hasnt been laid in over a year, this is the guy whose second cousin we were planning on raping, i made a thread about it months ago(we planned it but it was just drunk talk). Anyway this guy out of nowhere tell my chick that i look "green"..he kept pn insisting i looked green and we were alllaughing at him and he was getting pissed and flipped out and wanted to fight us. We were at his house and his dad came out and subdued him while we took off. Thats how we ended up at my pad. I really considered this guy my best friend, even moreso than my cousin, ive known him since grade school. I think our friendship ended though,i aint gonna call him till he calls me.Comment -
Originally posted by ScorpionPaco
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