Do you guys do odd things?

[THE PROFIT]

I cant understand wiping while sitting. I stand up & take my left hand & spread my ass cheeks then wipe with right. How you gonna get anything accomplished sittin down?
Also guys, when you dry your balls put some baby gold bond powder in your briefs. It cools & soothes my aching balls!

[DOMINATER]

I CAN SEE NOT MANY GUYS WERE IN THE SERVICE. FIRST OF ALL WIPE YOUR BOTTOM WITH AWET NAP A COUPLE OF TIMES THEN USE TOILET PAPER TO FINISH, THIS WILL STOP FROM HAVINDG DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON. MEN HAVE ALOT OF HAIR AROUND THAT AREA WIPPING ALONE WONT WORK. WHEN TAKING A SHOWER USE A FACE CLOTH DONT WASH YOU R ASS FIRST YOU WILL HAVE BACTERIA ALL OVER WASH ENTIRE BODY WITH FACECLOTH WASHING BEHIND LAST THEN USE TOWEL IN SAME ORDER . USE POWDER IN PRIVATE AREAS KEEPS YOU FRESH ALL DAY, NEVER PICK YOUR NOSE ALL MEN DO EXCEPT THE ONES THAT REALIZE THATS THE WAY YOU GET FLUS AND VIRUSES BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY IF NOT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE THEM FOREVER. SIT WHEN YOU URINATE YOU WONT MAKE A MESS IN BATHROOM AND IS BETTER FOR YOUR INSIDES TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF WHEN SITTING I LIKETO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE MORNING AFTER I CRAP AND AT NIGHT AFTER DINNER WHEN DRYING MAKE SURE FEET ARE DRIED BETWEEN TOE AND POWERED SHAVE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND DEFINATELY HAVE A SKIN REGIMENT THIS WAY WHEN YOUR MY AGE THE GIRLS THAT ARE IN THEIR 20 AND30S STILL LOOK AND FLIRT. IF YOU LOSE TEETH HAVE THEM REPLACED AND GO TO DENTIST EVERY SIX MONTHS TO GET TEETH CLEAN ALWAYS FLOSS AND BRUSH AT LEAST TWICE THAT PAYS OFF. ANY MORE ISSUES P.M. ME YOU HIT A TOPIC VERY IMPORTANT TO ME , MY SHRINK SAID ITS aCOMBO OF ALL THE KILLING I DID THATS GUILT SO I MUST ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AND THE OTHER THING IS I WAS IN A PRISON CAMP WHERE YOU WERE ALLOWED TO WASH WITH A CLOTH ONCE A WEEK IF YOU RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE YOU WERE SCREWD FOR MONTHS RED CROSS SENT SUPPLIES IN THE GUARDS TOOK THE SHIT HOME

[poochiecollins]

I CAN SEE NOT MANY GUYS WERE IN THE SERVICE. FIRST OF ALL WIPE YOUR BOTTOM WITH AWET NAP A COUPLE OF TIMES THEN USE TOILET PAPER TO FINISH, THIS WILL STOP FROM HAVINDG DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON. MEN HAVE ALOT OF HAIR AROUND THAT AREA WIPPING ALONE WONT WORK. WHEN TAKING A SHOWER USE A FACE CLOTH DONT WASH YOU R ASS FIRST YOU WILL HAVE BACTERIA ALL OVER WASH ENTIRE BODY WITH FACECLOTH WASHING BEHIND LAST THEN USE TOWEL IN SAME ORDER . USE POWDER IN PRIVATE AREAS KEEPS YOU FRESH ALL DAY, NEVER PICK YOUR NOSE ALL MEN DO EXCEPT THE ONES THAT REALIZE THATS THE WAY YOU GET FLUS AND VIRUSES BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY IF NOT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE THEM FOREVER. SIT WHEN YOU URINATE YOU WONT MAKE A MESS IN BATHROOM AND IS BETTER FOR YOUR INSIDES TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF WHEN SITTING I LIKETO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE MORNING AFTER I CRAP AND AT NIGHT AFTER DINNER WHEN DRYING MAKE SURE FEET ARE DRIED BETWEEN TOE AND POWERED SHAVE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND DEFINATELY HAVE A SKIN REGIMENT THIS WAY WHEN YOUR MY AGE THE GIRLS THAT ARE IN THEIR 20 AND30S STILL LOOK AND FLIRT. IF YOU LOSE TEETH HAVE THEM REPLACED AND GO TO DENTIST EVERY SIX MONTHS TO GET TEETH CLEAN ALWAYS FLOSS AND BRUSH AT LEAST TWICE THAT PAYS OFF. ANY MORE ISSUES P.M. ME YOU HIT A TOPIC VERY IMPORTANT TO ME , MY SHRINK SAID ITS aCOMBO OF ALL THE KILLING I DID THATS GUILT SO I MUST ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AND THE OTHER THING IS I WAS IN A PRISON CAMP WHERE YOU WERE ALLOWED TO WASH WITH A CLOTH ONCE A WEEK IF YOU RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE YOU WERE SCREWD FOR MONTHS RED CROSS SENT SUPPLIES IN THE GUARDS TOOK THE SHIT HOME

Anyone read past the first sentence?

[compaqDikk]

this dominator may be a mathy ghost. he is growing on me

[ol'Tex]

when i sit down to take a sheit i spread my cheeks right before i sit down in order to give the sheit the path of least resistance, and keeping my crack hair as dingle berry free as possible. start right below the corn hole and go up.. last thing i want is shitty balls

[podunk]

great insight boys

[whatsgood5]

I keep it pretty normal, however, I do find myself biting and then chewing on the dead skin on my toes at random times when I'm alone...I won't even notice then after like five minutes I'll just be like "what the ****?"

Kinda weird.

[mathdotcom]

I CAN SEE NOT MANY GUYS WERE IN THE SERVICE. FIRST OF ALL WIPE YOUR BOTTOM WITH AWET NAP A COUPLE OF TIMES THEN USE TOILET PAPER TO FINISH, THIS WILL STOP FROM HAVINDG DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON. MEN HAVE ALOT OF HAIR AROUND THAT AREA WIPPING ALONE WONT WORK. WHEN TAKING A SHOWER USE A FACE CLOTH DONT WASH YOU R ASS FIRST YOU WILL HAVE BACTERIA ALL OVER WASH ENTIRE BODY WITH FACECLOTH WASHING BEHIND LAST THEN USE TOWEL IN SAME ORDER . USE POWDER IN PRIVATE AREAS KEEPS YOU FRESH ALL DAY, NEVER PICK YOUR NOSE ALL MEN DO EXCEPT THE ONES THAT REALIZE THATS THE WAY YOU GET FLUS AND VIRUSES BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY IF NOT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE THEM FOREVER. SIT WHEN YOU URINATE YOU WONT MAKE A MESS IN BATHROOM AND IS BETTER FOR YOUR INSIDES TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF WHEN SITTING I LIKETO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE MORNING AFTER I CRAP AND AT NIGHT AFTER DINNER WHEN DRYING MAKE SURE FEET ARE DRIED BETWEEN TOE AND POWERED SHAVE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND DEFINATELY HAVE A SKIN REGIMENT THIS WAY WHEN YOUR MY AGE THE GIRLS THAT ARE IN THEIR 20 AND30S STILL LOOK AND FLIRT. IF YOU LOSE TEETH HAVE THEM REPLACED AND GO TO DENTIST EVERY SIX MONTHS TO GET TEETH CLEAN ALWAYS FLOSS AND BRUSH AT LEAST TWICE THAT PAYS OFF. ANY MORE ISSUES P.M. ME YOU HIT A TOPIC VERY IMPORTANT TO ME , MY SHRINK SAID ITS aCOMBO OF ALL THE KILLING I DID THATS GUILT SO I MUST ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AND THE OTHER THING IS I WAS IN A PRISON CAMP WHERE YOU WERE ALLOWED TO WASH WITH A CLOTH ONCE A WEEK IF YOU RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE YOU WERE SCREWD FOR MONTHS RED CROSS SENT SUPPLIES IN THE GUARDS TOOK THE SHIT HOME

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[podunk]

haha

[THEGREAT30]

huh?

[The Seer]

when i sit down to take a sheit i spread my cheeks right before i sit down in order to give the sheit the path of least resistance,

[podunk]

[DeluxeLiner]

good thread...quality stuff here...informative to say the least

[in2thethickofit]

I have not been here that long but you guys are starting to scare me!

[in2thethickofit]

I mean it!

[poochiecollins]

[ATTACH]9953[/ATTACH] I mean it!