Do you guys do odd things?

[eidolon]

Do you guys do odd things in your life that you think NO ONE ELSE does?

I'll go first. I do my normal wiping when I take a crap. But I also always wipe my azz when I get out of the shower.

Anyone else do this?

Please Share!!!

[Tsoprano]

Of course. Otherwise your asshole is all moist and sticky. You gotta dry up in there before you pop into some clothes.

[diamond]

this can get ugly...

[The Seer]

eidolon, you just went on my weird list

[eidolon]

eidolon, you just went on my weird list

I feel special now. I'm at least ON a list now!

[The Seer]

for the record I blow dry my crotch area under my balls when I get out of the shower, towel drying doesn't really get it dry

[mmike032]

wipe my ass standing up. my wife told me this wasnt normal
I'm like , WTF
maybe girls wipe hteir ass sitting,
is it normal for a guy to stand up and wipe his ass...
inquiring minds want to know

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I stand up to wipe i dont no how u wipe good sitting, hand might touch water

[timbo46]

wiping is for wussies.

[Tsoprano]

wiping is for wussies.

Yes, let's all just smell and feel like shit.

[Masu485]

nicky made a thread about wiping while standing up a while back i think? i remember it was very very enlightening...

the people who wiped sitting down were completely blown away that people wipe standing up and vice versa.

[Tsoprano]

I stand up to wipe i dont no how u wipe good sitting, hand might touch water

Same.

Plus you get a stronger wipe when you are standing. I am very thorough with the toilet paper.

[tltaylor89]

Do you guys do odd things in your life that you think NO ONE ELSE does?

I'll go first. I do my normal wiping when I take a crap. But I also always wipe my azz when I get out of the shower.

Anyone else do this?

Please Share!!!

Remind me to never touch youre bath towels if im ever over

[flyingillini]

Do you guys remember at the end of the Dinner at the Bash, someone took a shit in the hallway. It was the weirdest thing, I was like what the ****? My carnalitos that were with me saw it as well.. Some drunk **** shit in the hallway.. unreal

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

The better question is do u wipe top(asscrack) to bottom(ballsack) or bottom to top. Im a B to T

[tltaylor89]

Do you guys remember at the end of the Dinner at the Bash, someone took a shit in the hallway. It was the weirdest thing, I was like what the ****? My carnalitos that were with me saw it as well.. Some drunk **** shit in the hallway.. unreal

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I assume siiters have to do top to bottom tho,

[tltaylor89]

I assume siiters have to do top to bottom tho,

Sounds like Buztah and one of his how to piss properly threads

[1st and Ten]

I just clean my ass with my hand in the shower

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I loved when someone replied

" who the fuk takes there balls out to piss"

[Shortstop]

Yes, I spend entirely too much time here.

[Tsoprano]

I just clean my ass with my hand in the shower

Do you guys remember at the end of the Dinner at the Bash, someone took a shit in the hallway. It was the weirdest thing, I was like what the ****? My carnalitos that were with me saw it as well.. Some drunk **** shit in the hallway.. unreal

[Patrick McIrish]

The better question is do u wipe top(asscrack) to bottom(ballsack) or bottom to top. Im a B to T

Always bottom to top, always standing. I'm a dumbass I guess but never knew women did it while sitting. I could see wiping the puss clean real quick but wiping their ass while still on the seat??




PS - I'm a chronic wiper too, I go through shit paper like an exlax convention on prune juice day. I see anything close to a stain I keep going. Every now and then your ass gets stubborn and does not clean up properly. I make the time. Nothing is worse than leaving the area and starting to feel your ass itch.

[Tsoprano]

B to T

[1st and Ten]

What? No one tickles their cornhole in the shower nowadays? At least I'm honest TSoprano

[Patrick McIrish]

Another thing I don't like is people not closing the door when they need to relieve themselves, wife/lover or whatever. My ex was the worst, we been married almost 10 years I can't take a quick dump!!? I'd always insist she wait or walk downstairs before I allowed it around me. Real romantic that one. Nothing knocks the wood down quicker than hearing your ex straining in the next room trying to pinch one off.

[Tsoprano]

Another thing I don't like is people not closing the door when they need to relieve themselves, wife/lover or whatever. My ex was the worst, we been married almost 10 years I can't take a quick dump!!? I'd always insist she wait or walk downstairs before I allowed it around me. Real romantic that one. Nothing knocks the wood down quicker than hearing your ex straining in the next room trying to pinch one off.

This thread is great

[tltaylor89]

Always bottom to top, always standing. I'm a dumbass I guess but never knew women did it while sitting. I could see wiping the puss clean real quick but wiping their ass while still on the seat??




PS - I'm a chronic wiper too, I go through shit paper like an exlax convention on prune juice day. I see anything close to a stain I keep going. Every now and then your ass gets stubborn and does not clean up properly. I make the time. Nothing is worse than leaving the area and starting to feel your ass itch.

hes got this down to a science

[Tsoprano]

wiping the ass is serious business

[flyingillini]

Has anyone ever had to take a stool sample to their Dr? Ever had to shit in a cup and put it in the Fridge ?

[poochiecollins]

I'm a chronic wiper too, I go through shit paper like an exlax convention on prune juice day. I see anything close to a stain I keep going. Every now and then your ass gets stubborn and does not clean up properly. I make the time. Nothing is worse than leaving the area and starting to feel your ass itch.

Mostly the same about wiping. I have baby wipes in the bathroom now, for finishing the last bit sometimes.

Anyway, gawd, where to begin with me...

* I play.. with something.. on-off for at least a couple hours on most days. It's useful for making homework more tolerable, so there's at least a practical application. I'm so used to using the left hand, so that the rightie's free to mouse, that it's uncomfortable to use the right now.
* I often use a baby wipe to clean a chair if I knew there was dirty clothing touching it, such as sweat or touching something else dirty (I have mild OCD).
* If I don't go out anywhere around people, I usually won't shower. I once went about 12 days without showering. I took one when I was getting nauseated by my own stench. I'm otherwise pretty clean when I go out (also related to OCD).
* I sometimes obsess over the pettiest stuff, like I got depressed for days in large part b/c a girl told me something I said made her uncomfortable (neurosis?). Major personal slights often do bother me, but the littlest things regularly do. I'm working on this.
* My behavior's quite sensitive to my environment. I often act very differently based on whose presence I'm in (not entertaining, but it came to mind on the subject).

[Tsoprano]

Mostly the same about wiping. I have baby wipes in the bathroom now, for finishing the last bit sometimes.

Anyway, gawd, where to begin with me...

* I play.. with something.. on-off for at least a couple hours on most days. It's useful for making homework more tolerable, so there's at least a practical application. I'm so used to using the left hand, so that the rightie's free to mouse, that it's uncomfortable to use the right now.
* I often use a baby wipe to clean a chair if I knew there was dirty clothing touching it, such as sweat or touching something else dirty (I have mild OCD).
* If I don't go out anywhere around people, I usually won't shower. I once went about 12 days without showering. I took one when I was getting nauseated by my own stench. I'm otherwise pretty clean when I go out (also related to OCD).
* I sometimes obsess over the pettiest stuff, like I got depressed for days in large part b/c a girl told me something I said made her uncomfortable (neurosis?). Major personal slights often do bother me, but the littlest things regularly do. I'm working on this.
* My behavior's quite sensitive to my environment. I often act very differently based on whose presence I'm in (not entertaining, but it came to mind on the subject).

[DOMINATER]

First and ten that gross you do that with a bare hand, so you must wash your ass with your hand no face cloth?

[DOMINATER]

First and ten that gross you do that with a bare hand, so you must wash your ass with your hand no face cloth?

[illmatick]

First and ten that gross you do that with a bare hand, so you must wash your ass with your hand no face cloth?

this is a common practice.