Entertaining material for wheh taking a poop PAULY'S BEST
Below boys is some good read compliments of me such as Past arguments ,story's ETC.from the mind of the Eccentric one yes I'm proud to say that in all arguments they went running away
starting from first to last I'll give you PAULY'S BEST ACCORDING TO ME.
YES THIRD PERSON IF ALL IS WONDERING
Part 1 My battle with the *rainmen*= my name for the the think tankers
Justin 7 moved my thread from space lab to players talk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin7
Two different types of theads belong in here: 1. Anything related to mathematics and gambling 2. Anything related to quantitative handicapping In short, if it doesn't have numbers in it (or apply to numbers), it doesn't belong here and will be moved.
PAULYPOKER I believe this post is bias and narrow minded one sided or wait the more i think about this it sounds republican
Peep
The classic battles of mankind resume.
1) Numbers vs. intutition.
2) Reason vs. gut feeling
It all works for me.
I just think Fishy is a sorry case trolling for a moderators job, having a hard time finding a following. Think tankers find him simplistic and boring, kids in the players find him out of touch and boring.
Life goes on.
I don't care about the direction of the Think Tank either way, if a topic doesn't interest me I just don't read it/click on it.
PAULYPOKER
I think this post is well written and is exact to the point of what i wanted to say
PAULYPOKER
thank you Judge justin for rudely moving my post
PAULYPOKER
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The battle with those who tried to trash my thread.
BEANTOWNJIM
ALWAYS BET ON THE WHITE QUARTERBACK OVER THE BLACK ONE I CALL THIS THE BEANTOWNIM RULE.BLACK GUYS PANIC UNDER PRESSURE AND THROW BAD PASSES THIS IS A KNOWN FACT IN THE S.E.C CONFERENCE
IN THE NBA NEVER BET ON A TEAM WITH 5 BLACK STARTERS EVERY TEAM NEEDS A SLOW WHITE GUY TO THINK THINGS OUT OUTHERWISE YOU HAVE A CHINESE FIRE DRILL OUT OF CONTROL TEAM AND NOBODY WANTS TO PASS THE BALL.
BOYS YOU FOLLOW THESE TWO RULES AND YOU WILL MAKE MONEY
PAULYPOKER
ALWAYS A BAD APPLE ON THE TREE Please keep your racist comments to yourself
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MonkeyF0cker
Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker
Rule 6.09(3) If you fuk your sister, wear a condom. The world needs no more Fishheads.
PAULYPOKER
GREATPOST MONKEY FACE I BET YOUR ABOUT READY TO RETIRE ON THAT SYSTEM OF RULES Whats that ?
not Quite yet. ohhh that is to bad but i know what your missing in your list . YOU READY? IT'S YOUR MOTHER
MonkeyF0cker
Quote:
Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker
How fitting that a worthless poster like ATX would contribute his ignorance to a worthless thread like this.
PAULYPOKER
MMM! I WONDER WHAT YOUR POINT WAS ON THIS ONE OH I GET IT YOU WERE TRYING TO DEFINE YOURSELF
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THE PROFIT
1. bet every game on the board 2. call your cousin Lou & ask what he thinks 3. If you lose $500 play $1000 on the next, you gotta win sometime! Well, gotta go. Public Library is closing & I gotta get back to the shelter before lights out
PAULYPOKER
AND YOU I GUESS YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER .
AND DATS ALL I GOTTA SAY BOUT DAT
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PAULYPOKER
Fair warning! To all OF you that think you can come on this thread and trash it !
Try it. and I will ride you like a rented MULE!
It is funny how the rainmen in the thinktank try to trash every system that does not deal with numbers like it is some kind of threat or something. well my system has a number 1in it and is one of the digits on my hand your odds are 1 in 5
can you calculate which 1?
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Calling on the battle of the rainmen who tried to trash my post
PAULYPOKER
To all the rainmen that trashed my thread from page 2 on
The only question i have is honestly if i was to guess your age i would have to go with mmmm! 5 being the average wait here is a math problem for you all with five oh i forgot you only understand numbers i mean# 5 as the average x = oldest -y=youngest give me the mid factor oh i'm sorry this might be to hard for you i will give the answer and then your on your own okay now you ready kiddies? YOU ALL ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME!
PS Oh I almost forgot here is your SBR points award FOR THE GREAT POST'S
yours truly
PAULYPOKER
This is my quote of day to the think tankers
"How can you calculate the game that's being played if you do not know the game that is really played?"
PAULYPOKER
"IF YOU WANT A WAR I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE."
"THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD." First blood 1982 Directed by Ted Kotcheff. With Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy . A mentally unstable Vietnam war vet, when abused with a small town's ...
MonkeyF0cker
Pauly,
You just might be my next favorite retard.
1st and Ten I know...that last post--John Rambo
JetsMatt85 Stupid fukk.
Richkas Get a job. Nobody cares about you here.
AMBlai01 I would much rather ramble on about nonsense....
PAULYPOKER
Thank you fellows for attending the invite:
Here is a some words of advice: Think before you post your comments. Have meaning in your CONTENT.
And most of all be interesting and have a valid point.
You guys are like chatty kathy dolls except you pull your own string!
Now swallow hard take this all in and come back here and get me REALGOOD!
c'mon guys you are disappointing me you can do a better job than that. I surely hope so.
HERE IS YOUR MATH PROBLEM OF THE DAY
1122356465768484623525347586089867465879 808 what is the numeric value of this number oh i'm sorry# ?
SINCERELY
PAULYPOKER
B1GER1C828
too many people coming into the forum thinking their a
gambling god...phucking tools.
PAULYPOKER This thread may now rest in peace
Justin7
Matchbook getting sloppy with NFL Super Bowl futures
here are currently yes/no markets up for 23 teams on "Will this team win the Super Bowl?" 23 teams... 12 in the playoffs... And there are people putting up chump offers on teams that are already eliminated.
Seriously, they need to remove teams eliminated from contention.
PAULYPOKER
I put $1500 on a +35000 line for Da 85 Bears this is practically stealing boys
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Part2 my debate with the John Wayne's of poker
What i used to get the fire started
No such thing as a professional poker player
? Ask yourself. How can luck and professional be as one?
Exactly they can't. But in poker you have to rely on luck to go along with great skills and I mean great. But one without the
other and you will lose the majority of the time.
So that makes professional poker a myth.
PAULY'S POKER STORY
Here I will tell you what happened: I was four positions behind the big blind and everybody before me folded I had an ACE QUEEN suited the blinds were I believe $30,000 and $60,000 so i did the norm and raised to $180,000 everybody folded except the big blind he called me flop came ACE FOUR QUEEN three different suits so flush or strait draw odds were slim to none he bet $360,000 i raised to $780,000 he called turn came EIGHT he checked I went all in which was only about $280,000 more he called (mmmm.
as i am writing this i can see where i went wrong but you will see that he had no business being in the the f---inghand ANYWAY! Sorry about the language but this is bringing up nightmares about the situation. Sorry about the curve ball I will get back to the subject now) note his stack was only about 200 thou larger than mine at the beginning of the hand. HERE COMES THE RIVER it's a FOUR. I know you want to know what the jackass had right? Okay you ready? It was a blank --- blankety blanking THREE FOUR OFF F---ING SUIT! Believe me if this was a live tourny I would have gotten up calmly walked over to the other side of the table to Congradulate him and calmly CHOKE HIM OUT COLD! It would have been worth the JAIL sentence because I know that what ever bail that would have been set the good players would have bailed me out for doing such a good deed.I can't believe this the tourny was over three weeks ago and I am still pppiiissseeedddd! You might say I should be happy be cause I won $223.00 but no I have not played since. It's just to frustrating knowing that 1st place paid around $30,000! To me that was a $29,777.00 loss! I believe I was in the tournament for around 9 1/2 hours of sheer torture.
poker_dummy101 could you get any fukkin dumber?
PAULYPOKER Are you clinically retarded?
DrStaleThere is no such thing as luck you dolt. Over time it all evens out. Phil Ivey has seen just as many ridiculous rivers as anyone else, but he outplays his opponents often enough to win, just like all winners do.
PAULYPOKER WOW IF I WAS YOU I WOULD EDIT THAT BEFORE ANYONE SEES IT
DrStaleUgh, you make my brain hurt. You rub your rabbit's foot the next time you get dealt a mid pocket pair and I'll use my head. Later boy.
PAULYPOKE
Truly gone fishing toys in the attic over the rainbow you are CRAZY!
Originally Posted by vyomguy
Poker is 80% luck and 20% skill.
Slim Thats why I hate poker.
PAULYPOKER
My point for the last time is you can not be successful in poker without a great deal of luck involved!
I'm not saying you can not be sucessful at it but just see it for what it is lucky................................... !
The key ingredient.PS YOU CAN LIVE WITH BEING LABELED AS LUCKY CAN'T YOU?
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PART3 MY short run in with buztah
My response to buzzy's C.I.L.F. story
buztah
Quote:
Originally Posted by buztah
Boys, there's this cop I'd like to phuck (CILF) on the QEW. I always see her sitting in her one hiding spot in this speed trap. She is a fine bitch but has quite a temper. I saw her pistol whip the bejesus outta one guy last week as I was driving by. Hanky, I'm thinking she will be a real firecracker in the sack (cuffs, guns, whips, etc) and I would love to bang her with that badge in her mouth. She could bite down hard on it as I do my thing. Here's the skinny. I got 30 feet of rope tied to my bumper and on the other end a 16.5 lb stainless steel danforth/fluke marine/boating anchor.
I gave this a test go in the neighbourhood and sparks are phucken flying everywhere once I get up to 60kmh. I will blow by that speed trap kunt at phucken 140 kmh this morning, FlyinIllini, and will surely get her attention. I will keep the anchor in my lap till about 1/4 mile before the speed trap, then cast her out and let the fireworks begin. Boys, this one just can't miss.
PAULYPOKER That story just made my f_ _king day!
Goodpost
hey buzzy
The way you describe this C.I.L.F. she seems pretty bizarre meaning she would make you view women in general a HOLE new way I can just picture it you finally get her attention she busts you handcuffs you beats the living WILL outta you with her nightstick throws you in the back of her black&white with a cherry on top proceeds to drive you to the nearest patch of woods throws you out on some wet foliage near a big old oak then she rips her pants and panties off at the same time at this point you are starting to wonder what the hell you've gotten yourself into meanwhile she proceeds to straddle and squat over your torso rips your shirt off and begins to scat all over you then she starts rubbing it all over her lower extremities at this point you don't know whether to regurgitate or play possum so you just close your eyes and repeat silently to yourself "there's no place like home"" there's no place like home" " there's no place like home" and then your interrupted from your deep meditation from a strange loud moan cumming from herself and you don't want to open your eyes at any cost but your curiosity overwhelms you and you decide to take a gander with one eye only though just to be safe and low and behold she has one fist midway deep to her forearm in her buckeye and the same with her other in her fisheye and you completely blackout for a second or two and you regain conscientiousness and you can feel that your covered in sweat from head to toe so you open your eyes quickly only to find yourself lying in your bed buck ass naked so you sigh in relief thinking it was just a nightmare and then your god given five senses kick in and all the sudden all you can smell is shit and your ass feels like it was impaled by a sword fish!
I JUST THOUGHT I CONSTRUCT THIS ONE A LITTLEBIT STEPHEN KING STYLE
PAULYPOKER
Irish Lumberjack
WOW PAULY WOW!!
buztah
Pauly, call me.
PAULYPOKER
That would be a hell of a plot for a porn/horror movie.
Directed by Jenna Jamison/Quentin Tarantino hmmm maybe I'm on to something here.
To be continued
PAULY
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PART4 THE BEST OF THE REST BEAT DOWNS&RUN INS
PAULY VS PANCAKE
Pankake
Originally Posted by Pankake
He's talking about Lovie Smith you dumbass. Cutler is just a pothead.
The Seer
he's talking about Cutler u dumb fukk
PAULYPOKER
Honestly I think Pancake has A.D.H.D. he can not comprehend what he reads or
he is smoking some really good shit either way he's a hopeless cause
The Seer
no doubt, pauly
PAULYPOKER
How I know this I ran into him the other day on my thread here it is: MY thread was about the USC/BOS.COL. game
Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
This is basicly a home game for U.S.C.
Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe
How do you figure? San Fran is a LONG way from Compton...
Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
Is it California? Is U.S.C. from California? Is Boston College from California? So who is closer to home?
Originally Posted by Pankake
Wow. Are you fu*cking kidding me. Lets see. USC = University of Southern California. Hmm I wonder if that is in California? You are a dumbass. And then you ask if Boston College is in California? Seriously.. BOSTON College. You are a pussy and will never win anything the rest of your life. Faggot.
originally posted by PAULYPOKER>
DUHyou are so CLUELESS and retarded honestly I don't think you know whether your from this planet or not why don't you invest in a education and learn how to comprehend what you read !!!
PS Never mind you are a waste of blood and tissue
The Seer
Pauly, that is some of the funniest shit I have ever read on here
PAULYPOKER
thank you seer
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Pankake
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pankake
Todays plays so far.. New England Patriots -9 (3 Units) Win Cleveland Browns -3 (2 Units) Win New York Giants -7 (2 Units) Loss Pittsburg Steelers -3 (2 Units) Push Philadelphia Eagles -7 (2 Units) Loss New York Jets +5.5 (1 Unit) Win Pittsburg Steelers/Baltimore Ravens - Over 42 (2 Units) Win Philadelphia/Denver - Longest Score - Over 41.5 Yards (1 Unit) Win 2 Team Parlay (1 Unit) Win - Philadelphia/Denver - Over 43 - New York Jets +3 Very good day. I am leaning toward Dallas tonight but I will need to look at it some more. I am a Dallas fan and it is always dangerous to bet with your heart!! THOUGHTS ON TONIGHTS GAME?
PAULYPOKER
Nice card you have got to change that AVATAR though I don't know every time I read your post's I can not take you serious cause that stupid ass bird keeps popping up out of the corner of my eye and making me laugh Hell of day for you though Congrat$!!!
Pankake
Thank you.. That Bird is gonna take over the globe! Any thoughts on tonights game?
I say we cash in big on Vikings
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THE DR. LOCK BEATDOWN
Dr. Lock
I am the face of NBA handicapping. I have been hotter than fire this entire season. My picks will begin on December 27, and if you want to make money - follow me!
December 27
Cleveland -8
Denver - 6
PAULYPOKER
WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO POST YOUR PICKS BEFORE THE GAME STARTS
RULE #1 DO NOT EDIT
NOW I HAVE NOT LOST A PICK EVER
SO DO YOU THINK I'M TELLING THE TRUTH
RULE#2 NEVER TALK OUT YOUR ASS
RULE#3 IF YOU TALK THE TALK YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO WALK THE WALK
Dr. Lock
First off, last time I checked, the Cleveland game starts at 6:00 and the Denver game starts at 8:00..... YOU DUMBASS. Moving on, who the **** are you to come into my forum and try to put me down, uninvited. Have a little more respect for Dr. Lock, buddy. Just watch those two games for me and then you can come over to my house and drop to your knees.
PAULYPOKER
Last time I checked my friend this forum is PUBLIC can you define it? Well if you can you will see what you did wrong on your introduction post. Hey I'm just trying to help you out so you don't tarnish your reputation on this site before it even gets started.
HEY DR. LOCK Step into my office {WHY?} cause your fukkin fired that's WHY
Dr. Lock
Following a demoralizing 1-1 , I will make my return to the Big Leagues tomorrow.
Oklahoma City -6
Portland -6.5 TOTAL: OVER 189
Boston -6
MIL/CHA OVER 185
PAULYPOKER
still to cocky
Dr. Lock
Big ben is still a big faggot
PAULYPOKER
NOW NOW BOY LET ME LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE STILL TO COCKY THERE FROGHORN LEGHORN
Dr. Lock
AT LEAST WE CAN RELATE WITH EACHOTHER
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MY FINAL EPISODE WITH BIG DADDY
nj1035
I have hit 9 bets in a row....
Want to place a small wager on the Orange Bowl tomorrow and then ALL of my winnings are going on Texas ML.
Have gone from $100 to $593 in the last 7 days or so.
What do you guys think of the game tomorrow???
BigdaddyQH
All that work for 16 dollars? And people wonder how Vegas can afford all of those fancy neon lights.
PAULYPOKER
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS
He doesn't have the bankroll but he got the brains you on the other hand have the bankroll but are lacking brain power hmmmm... how Ironic
you are going to hit my friend cause I like Texas myself cause if Tide wins Vegas will need a bail out package yes sir ree boys rigged to the max trust me
PS take spread instead
TELL'EM CHARLIE SENT YA
BigdaddyQH
How stupid can one get? You are saying that the game is fixed? You know absolutely nothing about Vegas and you are shooting your mouth off like that? You must really believe that you are the "Steel City Mafia". You really showed how much of an amateur you are. If you were in the mob, you would be dead by now for running your mouth. Saying that the game is rigged just goes to show how totally inept you are when it comes to college football. Have you ever been to Las Vegas? I am sure my friends in Vegas would love to meet you. They love big mouths who accuse them of fixing games. Why don't you fly up to Vegas and tell them that to their faces? Afraid?
PAULYPOKER
You know Big Daddy just when I think the stupid stick missed ya you comeback and amaze me that not only the stupid stick hit you it pummeled you. C'mon Man quit it my back is starting to hurt LOL
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BEANTOWNJIM (the economy must be real bad)
BOYS THE ECONOMY MUST BE IN REAL TOUGH SHAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3O YEARS I DONT HAVE AN UP TO DATE CALANDER.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A CALANDER I ALWAYS GOT ONE FOR FREE WETHER IT WAS A PIZZA SHOP,BANK,SPORTSBOOK,GAS STATION I ALWAYS GOT A FREE CALANDER
I AM A STUBBORN OR SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY A CHEAP BASTARD BUT I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A CALANDER WHAT THE F-CK WHERES ALL THE FREE CALANDERS.
I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS NEVER MIND THE DATE I NEED A FREE CALANDER
I KNOW GENERAL PETE IS A CHEAP BASTARD GENERAL WHERE ARE THE FREE CALANDERS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY ST PATRICKS DAY
PAULYPOKER
I got mine from the little colored boy down the street
Well actually I'm fibbing a little you see boys there's this colored family that lives down the street from me nice folk and all but they have to many running around to keep tabs on them long story shortened up a tad one of the youngens was running through my yard and my doggy Zimba (brindle pit bull) ruined his day quickly I heard all this screaming and got up took a quick shit then proceeded to see what the hell was going on and low and behold the little colored boy was laying in the middle of my yard bloodier than a tampon and practically naked so I casually walked over to him and outta the corner of my eye saw a calender so I picked it up took it in the house cleaned the blood off of it and hung it on my fridge and it is there as I write to you boys to this day
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MJT1212 I ****ed my ex and got limp because of fishy smell
It's true!!
PAULYPOKER
I told her flat out I said either your sense of smell is nonexistent or you just don't give a fukk which means it's a lose lose situation for yourself Then I said would you suck my dick if it smelled like shit then I thought to myself fukk that was a dumb question I seen her do this at least a 1000 times. Moral to the story woman are tough creatures in general when it come to the grossness of the human body as opposed to men they have a stomachs of iron
starting from first to last I'll give you PAULY'S BEST ACCORDING TO ME.
YES THIRD PERSON IF ALL IS WONDERING
Part 1 My battle with the *rainmen*= my name for the the think tankers
Justin 7 moved my thread from space lab to players talk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin7
Two different types of theads belong in here: 1. Anything related to mathematics and gambling 2. Anything related to quantitative handicapping In short, if it doesn't have numbers in it (or apply to numbers), it doesn't belong here and will be moved.
PAULYPOKER I believe this post is bias and narrow minded one sided or wait the more i think about this it sounds republican
Peep
The classic battles of mankind resume.
1) Numbers vs. intutition.
2) Reason vs. gut feeling
It all works for me.
I just think Fishy is a sorry case trolling for a moderators job, having a hard time finding a following. Think tankers find him simplistic and boring, kids in the players find him out of touch and boring.
Life goes on.
I don't care about the direction of the Think Tank either way, if a topic doesn't interest me I just don't read it/click on it.
PAULYPOKER
I think this post is well written and is exact to the point of what i wanted to say
PAULYPOKER
thank you Judge justin for rudely moving my post
PAULYPOKER
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The battle with those who tried to trash my thread.
BEANTOWNJIM
ALWAYS BET ON THE WHITE QUARTERBACK OVER THE BLACK ONE I CALL THIS THE BEANTOWNIM RULE.BLACK GUYS PANIC UNDER PRESSURE AND THROW BAD PASSES THIS IS A KNOWN FACT IN THE S.E.C CONFERENCE
IN THE NBA NEVER BET ON A TEAM WITH 5 BLACK STARTERS EVERY TEAM NEEDS A SLOW WHITE GUY TO THINK THINGS OUT OUTHERWISE YOU HAVE A CHINESE FIRE DRILL OUT OF CONTROL TEAM AND NOBODY WANTS TO PASS THE BALL.
BOYS YOU FOLLOW THESE TWO RULES AND YOU WILL MAKE MONEY
PAULYPOKER
ALWAYS A BAD APPLE ON THE TREE Please keep your racist comments to yourself
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MonkeyF0cker
Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker
Rule 6.09(3) If you fuk your sister, wear a condom. The world needs no more Fishheads.
PAULYPOKER
GREATPOST MONKEY FACE I BET YOUR ABOUT READY TO RETIRE ON THAT SYSTEM OF RULES Whats that ?
not Quite yet. ohhh that is to bad but i know what your missing in your list . YOU READY? IT'S YOUR MOTHER
MonkeyF0cker
Quote:
Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker
How fitting that a worthless poster like ATX would contribute his ignorance to a worthless thread like this.
PAULYPOKER
MMM! I WONDER WHAT YOUR POINT WAS ON THIS ONE OH I GET IT YOU WERE TRYING TO DEFINE YOURSELF
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THE PROFIT
1. bet every game on the board 2. call your cousin Lou & ask what he thinks 3. If you lose $500 play $1000 on the next, you gotta win sometime! Well, gotta go. Public Library is closing & I gotta get back to the shelter before lights out
PAULYPOKER
AND YOU I GUESS YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER .
AND DATS ALL I GOTTA SAY BOUT DAT
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PAULYPOKER
Fair warning! To all OF you that think you can come on this thread and trash it !
Try it. and I will ride you like a rented MULE!
It is funny how the rainmen in the thinktank try to trash every system that does not deal with numbers like it is some kind of threat or something. well my system has a number 1in it and is one of the digits on my hand your odds are 1 in 5
can you calculate which 1?
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Calling on the battle of the rainmen who tried to trash my post
PAULYPOKER
To all the rainmen that trashed my thread from page 2 on
The only question i have is honestly if i was to guess your age i would have to go with mmmm! 5 being the average wait here is a math problem for you all with five oh i forgot you only understand numbers i mean# 5 as the average x = oldest -y=youngest give me the mid factor oh i'm sorry this might be to hard for you i will give the answer and then your on your own okay now you ready kiddies? YOU ALL ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME!
PS Oh I almost forgot here is your SBR points award FOR THE GREAT POST'S
yours truly
PAULYPOKER
This is my quote of day to the think tankers
"How can you calculate the game that's being played if you do not know the game that is really played?"
PAULYPOKER
"IF YOU WANT A WAR I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE."
"THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD." First blood 1982 Directed by Ted Kotcheff. With Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy . A mentally unstable Vietnam war vet, when abused with a small town's ...
MonkeyF0cker
Pauly,
You just might be my next favorite retard.
1st and Ten I know...that last post--John Rambo
JetsMatt85 Stupid fukk.
Richkas Get a job. Nobody cares about you here.
AMBlai01 I would much rather ramble on about nonsense....
PAULYPOKER
Thank you fellows for attending the invite:
Here is a some words of advice: Think before you post your comments. Have meaning in your CONTENT.
And most of all be interesting and have a valid point.
You guys are like chatty kathy dolls except you pull your own string!
Now swallow hard take this all in and come back here and get me REALGOOD!
c'mon guys you are disappointing me you can do a better job than that. I surely hope so.
HERE IS YOUR MATH PROBLEM OF THE DAY
1122356465768484623525347586089867465879 808 what is the numeric value of this number oh i'm sorry# ?
SINCERELY
PAULYPOKER
B1GER1C828
too many people coming into the forum thinking their a
gambling god...phucking tools.
PAULYPOKER This thread may now rest in peace
Justin7
Matchbook getting sloppy with NFL Super Bowl futures
here are currently yes/no markets up for 23 teams on "Will this team win the Super Bowl?" 23 teams... 12 in the playoffs... And there are people putting up chump offers on teams that are already eliminated.
Seriously, they need to remove teams eliminated from contention.
PAULYPOKER
I put $1500 on a +35000 line for Da 85 Bears this is practically stealing boys
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Part2 my debate with the John Wayne's of poker
What i used to get the fire started
No such thing as a professional poker player
? Ask yourself. How can luck and professional be as one?
Exactly they can't. But in poker you have to rely on luck to go along with great skills and I mean great. But one without the
other and you will lose the majority of the time.
So that makes professional poker a myth.
PAULY'S POKER STORY
Here I will tell you what happened: I was four positions behind the big blind and everybody before me folded I had an ACE QUEEN suited the blinds were I believe $30,000 and $60,000 so i did the norm and raised to $180,000 everybody folded except the big blind he called me flop came ACE FOUR QUEEN three different suits so flush or strait draw odds were slim to none he bet $360,000 i raised to $780,000 he called turn came EIGHT he checked I went all in which was only about $280,000 more he called (mmmm.
as i am writing this i can see where i went wrong but you will see that he had no business being in the the f---inghand ANYWAY! Sorry about the language but this is bringing up nightmares about the situation. Sorry about the curve ball I will get back to the subject now) note his stack was only about 200 thou larger than mine at the beginning of the hand. HERE COMES THE RIVER it's a FOUR. I know you want to know what the jackass had right? Okay you ready? It was a blank --- blankety blanking THREE FOUR OFF F---ING SUIT! Believe me if this was a live tourny I would have gotten up calmly walked over to the other side of the table to Congradulate him and calmly CHOKE HIM OUT COLD! It would have been worth the JAIL sentence because I know that what ever bail that would have been set the good players would have bailed me out for doing such a good deed.I can't believe this the tourny was over three weeks ago and I am still pppiiissseeedddd! You might say I should be happy be cause I won $223.00 but no I have not played since. It's just to frustrating knowing that 1st place paid around $30,000! To me that was a $29,777.00 loss! I believe I was in the tournament for around 9 1/2 hours of sheer torture.
poker_dummy101 could you get any fukkin dumber?
PAULYPOKER Are you clinically retarded?
DrStaleThere is no such thing as luck you dolt. Over time it all evens out. Phil Ivey has seen just as many ridiculous rivers as anyone else, but he outplays his opponents often enough to win, just like all winners do.
PAULYPOKER WOW IF I WAS YOU I WOULD EDIT THAT BEFORE ANYONE SEES IT
DrStaleUgh, you make my brain hurt. You rub your rabbit's foot the next time you get dealt a mid pocket pair and I'll use my head. Later boy.
PAULYPOKE
Truly gone fishing toys in the attic over the rainbow you are CRAZY!
Originally Posted by vyomguy
Poker is 80% luck and 20% skill.
Slim Thats why I hate poker.
PAULYPOKER
My point for the last time is you can not be successful in poker without a great deal of luck involved!
I'm not saying you can not be sucessful at it but just see it for what it is lucky................................... !
The key ingredient.PS YOU CAN LIVE WITH BEING LABELED AS LUCKY CAN'T YOU?
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PART3 MY short run in with buztah
My response to buzzy's C.I.L.F. story
buztah
Quote:
Originally Posted by buztah
Boys, there's this cop I'd like to phuck (CILF) on the QEW. I always see her sitting in her one hiding spot in this speed trap. She is a fine bitch but has quite a temper. I saw her pistol whip the bejesus outta one guy last week as I was driving by. Hanky, I'm thinking she will be a real firecracker in the sack (cuffs, guns, whips, etc) and I would love to bang her with that badge in her mouth. She could bite down hard on it as I do my thing. Here's the skinny. I got 30 feet of rope tied to my bumper and on the other end a 16.5 lb stainless steel danforth/fluke marine/boating anchor.
I gave this a test go in the neighbourhood and sparks are phucken flying everywhere once I get up to 60kmh. I will blow by that speed trap kunt at phucken 140 kmh this morning, FlyinIllini, and will surely get her attention. I will keep the anchor in my lap till about 1/4 mile before the speed trap, then cast her out and let the fireworks begin. Boys, this one just can't miss.PAULYPOKER That story just made my f_ _king day!
Goodpost
hey buzzy
The way you describe this C.I.L.F. she seems pretty bizarre meaning she would make you view women in general a HOLE new way I can just picture it you finally get her attention she busts you handcuffs you beats the living WILL outta you with her nightstick throws you in the back of her black&white with a cherry on top proceeds to drive you to the nearest patch of woods throws you out on some wet foliage near a big old oak then she rips her pants and panties off at the same time at this point you are starting to wonder what the hell you've gotten yourself into meanwhile she proceeds to straddle and squat over your torso rips your shirt off and begins to scat all over you then she starts rubbing it all over her lower extremities at this point you don't know whether to regurgitate or play possum so you just close your eyes and repeat silently to yourself "there's no place like home"" there's no place like home" " there's no place like home" and then your interrupted from your deep meditation from a strange loud moan cumming from herself and you don't want to open your eyes at any cost but your curiosity overwhelms you and you decide to take a gander with one eye only though just to be safe and low and behold she has one fist midway deep to her forearm in her buckeye and the same with her other in her fisheye and you completely blackout for a second or two and you regain conscientiousness and you can feel that your covered in sweat from head to toe so you open your eyes quickly only to find yourself lying in your bed buck ass naked so you sigh in relief thinking it was just a nightmare and then your god given five senses kick in and all the sudden all you can smell is shit and your ass feels like it was impaled by a sword fish!
I JUST THOUGHT I CONSTRUCT THIS ONE A LITTLEBIT STEPHEN KING STYLE
PAULYPOKER
Irish Lumberjack
WOW PAULY WOW!!
buztah
Pauly, call me.
PAULYPOKER
That would be a hell of a plot for a porn/horror movie.
Directed by Jenna Jamison/Quentin Tarantino hmmm maybe I'm on to something here.
To be continued
PAULY
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PART4 THE BEST OF THE REST BEAT DOWNS&RUN INS
PAULY VS PANCAKE
Pankake
Originally Posted by Pankake
He's talking about Lovie Smith you dumbass. Cutler is just a pothead.
The Seer
he's talking about Cutler u dumb fukk
PAULYPOKER
Honestly I think Pancake has A.D.H.D. he can not comprehend what he reads or
he is smoking some really good shit either way he's a hopeless cause
The Seer
no doubt, pauly
PAULYPOKER
How I know this I ran into him the other day on my thread here it is: MY thread was about the USC/BOS.COL. game
Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
This is basicly a home game for U.S.C.
Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe
How do you figure? San Fran is a LONG way from Compton...
Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
Is it California? Is U.S.C. from California? Is Boston College from California? So who is closer to home?
Originally Posted by Pankake
Wow. Are you fu*cking kidding me. Lets see. USC = University of Southern California. Hmm I wonder if that is in California? You are a dumbass. And then you ask if Boston College is in California? Seriously.. BOSTON College. You are a pussy and will never win anything the rest of your life. Faggot.
originally posted by PAULYPOKER>
DUHyou are so CLUELESS and retarded honestly I don't think you know whether your from this planet or not why don't you invest in a education and learn how to comprehend what you read !!!
PS Never mind you are a waste of blood and tissue
The Seer
Pauly, that is some of the funniest shit I have ever read on here
PAULYPOKER
thank you seer
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Pankake
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pankake
Todays plays so far.. New England Patriots -9 (3 Units) Win Cleveland Browns -3 (2 Units) Win New York Giants -7 (2 Units) Loss Pittsburg Steelers -3 (2 Units) Push Philadelphia Eagles -7 (2 Units) Loss New York Jets +5.5 (1 Unit) Win Pittsburg Steelers/Baltimore Ravens - Over 42 (2 Units) Win Philadelphia/Denver - Longest Score - Over 41.5 Yards (1 Unit) Win 2 Team Parlay (1 Unit) Win - Philadelphia/Denver - Over 43 - New York Jets +3 Very good day. I am leaning toward Dallas tonight but I will need to look at it some more. I am a Dallas fan and it is always dangerous to bet with your heart!! THOUGHTS ON TONIGHTS GAME?
PAULYPOKER
Nice card you have got to change that AVATAR though I don't know every time I read your post's I can not take you serious cause that stupid ass bird keeps popping up out of the corner of my eye and making me laugh Hell of day for you though Congrat$!!!
Pankake
Thank you.. That Bird is gonna take over the globe! Any thoughts on tonights game?
I say we cash in big on Vikings
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THE DR. LOCK BEATDOWN
Dr. Lock
I am the face of NBA handicapping. I have been hotter than fire this entire season. My picks will begin on December 27, and if you want to make money - follow me!
December 27
Cleveland -8
Denver - 6
PAULYPOKER
WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO POST YOUR PICKS BEFORE THE GAME STARTS
RULE #1 DO NOT EDIT
NOW I HAVE NOT LOST A PICK EVER
SO DO YOU THINK I'M TELLING THE TRUTHRULE#2 NEVER TALK OUT YOUR ASS
RULE#3 IF YOU TALK THE TALK YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO WALK THE WALK
Dr. Lock
First off, last time I checked, the Cleveland game starts at 6:00 and the Denver game starts at 8:00..... YOU DUMBASS. Moving on, who the **** are you to come into my forum and try to put me down, uninvited. Have a little more respect for Dr. Lock, buddy. Just watch those two games for me and then you can come over to my house and drop to your knees.
PAULYPOKER
Last time I checked my friend this forum is PUBLIC can you define it? Well if you can you will see what you did wrong on your introduction post. Hey I'm just trying to help you out so you don't tarnish your reputation on this site before it even gets started.
HEY DR. LOCK Step into my office {WHY?} cause your fukkin fired that's WHY
Dr. Lock
Following a demoralizing 1-1 , I will make my return to the Big Leagues tomorrow.
Oklahoma City -6
Portland -6.5 TOTAL: OVER 189
Boston -6
MIL/CHA OVER 185
PAULYPOKER
still to cocky
Dr. Lock
Big ben is still a big faggot
PAULYPOKER
NOW NOW BOY LET ME LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE STILL TO COCKY THERE FROGHORN LEGHORN
Dr. Lock
AT LEAST WE CAN RELATE WITH EACHOTHER
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MY FINAL EPISODE WITH BIG DADDY
nj1035
I have hit 9 bets in a row....
Want to place a small wager on the Orange Bowl tomorrow and then ALL of my winnings are going on Texas ML.
Have gone from $100 to $593 in the last 7 days or so.
What do you guys think of the game tomorrow???
BigdaddyQH
All that work for 16 dollars? And people wonder how Vegas can afford all of those fancy neon lights.
PAULYPOKER
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS
He doesn't have the bankroll but he got the brains you on the other hand have the bankroll but are lacking brain power hmmmm... how Ironic
you are going to hit my friend cause I like Texas myself cause if Tide wins Vegas will need a bail out package yes sir ree boys rigged to the max trust me
PS take spread instead
TELL'EM CHARLIE SENT YA
BigdaddyQH
How stupid can one get? You are saying that the game is fixed? You know absolutely nothing about Vegas and you are shooting your mouth off like that? You must really believe that you are the "Steel City Mafia". You really showed how much of an amateur you are. If you were in the mob, you would be dead by now for running your mouth. Saying that the game is rigged just goes to show how totally inept you are when it comes to college football. Have you ever been to Las Vegas? I am sure my friends in Vegas would love to meet you. They love big mouths who accuse them of fixing games. Why don't you fly up to Vegas and tell them that to their faces? Afraid?
PAULYPOKER
You know Big Daddy just when I think the stupid stick missed ya you comeback and amaze me that not only the stupid stick hit you it pummeled you. C'mon Man quit it my back is starting to hurt LOL
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BEANTOWNJIM (the economy must be real bad)
BOYS THE ECONOMY MUST BE IN REAL TOUGH SHAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3O YEARS I DONT HAVE AN UP TO DATE CALANDER.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A CALANDER I ALWAYS GOT ONE FOR FREE WETHER IT WAS A PIZZA SHOP,BANK,SPORTSBOOK,GAS STATION I ALWAYS GOT A FREE CALANDER
I AM A STUBBORN OR SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY A CHEAP BASTARD BUT I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A CALANDER WHAT THE F-CK WHERES ALL THE FREE CALANDERS.
I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS NEVER MIND THE DATE I NEED A FREE CALANDER
I KNOW GENERAL PETE IS A CHEAP BASTARD GENERAL WHERE ARE THE FREE CALANDERS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY ST PATRICKS DAY
PAULYPOKER
I got mine from the little colored boy down the street
Well actually I'm fibbing a little you see boys there's this colored family that lives down the street from me nice folk and all but they have to many running around to keep tabs on them long story shortened up a tad one of the youngens was running through my yard and my doggy Zimba (brindle pit bull) ruined his day quickly I heard all this screaming and got up took a quick shit then proceeded to see what the hell was going on and low and behold the little colored boy was laying in the middle of my yard bloodier than a tampon and practically naked so I casually walked over to him and outta the corner of my eye saw a calender so I picked it up took it in the house cleaned the blood off of it and hung it on my fridge and it is there as I write to you boys to this day
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MJT1212 I ****ed my ex and got limp because of fishy smell
It's true!!
PAULYPOKER
I told her flat out I said either your sense of smell is nonexistent or you just don't give a fukk which means it's a lose lose situation for yourself Then I said would you suck my dick if it smelled like shit then I thought to myself fukk that was a dumb question I seen her do this at least a 1000 times. Moral to the story woman are tough creatures in general when it come to the grossness of the human body as opposed to men they have a stomachs of iron