Originally posted by BrentCrude
Need I say more? My work is done here.
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Need I say more? My work is done here.
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I just wanted my input into avoiding audits. I pay my taxes so everything is just hearsay. lol. Caveat, I'm in Canada so I have no idea about the US. I'm going to talk about one guy I know in particular, he's successful in his business endeavours.
He's got a lot of cash flow and he doesn't like to pay income tax; what he learnt was that when they want to do an audit of your bank account, they have to go to the judge and apply to look at your (banking) records. So this guy, he has 8 bank accounts because the judge will never let the government have access to all your bank accounts (because of privacy reasons). He says if they do an audit the judge will give the government permission to do 3. As well, for his business any small checks he gets (under 3k), he just cashes it at the money mart and that's his spending money.Comment -
Here's another bogus scam that's ready to erupt that will put another burden on idiots who pay taxes.
Does anyone think that gay marriage is all about love?Hell no,it's all about receiving benefits that some fat ass never paid into a fund to receive.Most states,counties and cities are giving gay partner health insurance,pension benefits etc.to domestic same sex partners.Of course the tax payer bears the brunt of the increased tazx load on all this.So what if you work for state government and are just a 40 year old virgin bachelor?You would have to be a fool not to say that your 40 year old 3rd cousin that you love dearly because he's a close relative is not your same sex partner.Your 3rd cousin needs a heart transplant that will cost 500K.Who is the state to say that he rightfully isn't your same sex partner.
I thought of this long before the new Adam Sandler movie came out touching on this matter.
Hell,I know marriages of convenience where a straight guy working for Ford Motors with a generous benefit plan got married to a woman with 5 kids from 3 different guys and adopted them so they could all receive brain surgery for free and the like.Then you wonder why corporations move overseas or why a company invents a robot to do the work where they can get rid of 100 employees in a department.
Like an idiot I bought a Ford Taurus because I was brainwashed to buy american.The thing is a piece of crap because it was made by a company that's an HMO health maintenance organization that just so happens to make cars as a sideline.Comment -
Originally posted by BrentCrude
Profile of Brent Crude:
80 years old
Lives in bunker
Has over 100 weapons
Constantly talks of good old days
Waiting for the overthrow of the "socialist" govt
Has ADD but is too old to have ever been diagnosed
Add: gay virgin bachelor who is planning a marriage of convenienceComment -
Quick question ... Do Omesh pay income tax..? I may have misspelled that... Hey Patrick where are ya' on this one..?Comment -
Brent - you are one paranoid, schizophrenic, ignorant monkey. Please save the world from even more stupidity. Don't reproduce.Comment -
All you guys ought to get out of the USA and come and live in Australia. Here we are free to bet with whichever book we like. We don't pay any taxes on our winnings and is by far the best country in the world. There are such small margins in any type of gambling endeavor, whether it be casino or sports betting. So why if you do have a win would you have to pay tax on it?Comment -
I think it's Amish and I am sure they pay taxes. Bottom line is if you don't think you have to pay taxes, try not paying and see what happens. My dad's friend used to cheat on his taxes and even tried writing something off because his dog died. Guess what? They nailed his a$$ to the wall. The government can make your life a living hell if they want to.Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
Everyone gets caught at some point.
And can someone please explain why they feel they don't need to pay taxes? Not talking about gambling profits...Comment -
Come to The Land Down Under and pay nothing when you win money. It is gambling, why should you pay taxes. No wonder you can waste billions of dollars fighting other countries wars. You pay far too much tax already.Comment -
Not talking about paying taxes on gambling profits but if you really look at it, people pay taxes when they make money in the stock market. That's gambling, isn't it?Originally posted by Mark Shark
I am talking about not paying income taxes.
And please don't bring the Iraq war into this. It has nothing to do with the discussion.
Why do people from other countries hate America so much? Are you jealous because we control the world?Comment -
You missed the word "think", as in, you think you control the world. All Empires fall.Comment -
[QUOTE=Santo;296517]You missed the word "think", as in, you think you control the world. All Empires fall.
As if anyone else cares what you guys do with your taxes. You control the world and your government control you. You aren't even allowed to have a bet without breaking the law.
Before you have a go at me my grandmother was American so I think I can comment with an unbiased view.Comment -
[QUOTE=Mark Shark;296518] You cared about what we do with our taxes. And we "do" control the world.Originally posted by SantoYou missed the word "think", as in, you think you control the world. All Empires fall.
As if anyone else cares what you guys do with your taxes. You control the world and your government control you. You aren't even allowed to have a bet without breaking the law.
Before you have a go at me my grandmother was American so I think I can comment with an unbiased view.
My great grandmother was Hungarian; does that mean I have a clue as to what is going on in Hungary if I don't live there, no.
And we can BET without taxes. Read before you respond.Comment -
And thank you for calling the BEST country in the world an "EMPIRE".Comment -
No question,Australia was recently a good place to live but--------------------------
Don't worry Ausies,you are getting deeper into socialism day by day where soon to get away from the government nanny state control freaks you will have to move further into the outback.Hell,you can hardly own any kind of a gun anymore after the one mass shooting and you now have gun control.Not good!!!!I'm not up on all the gun laws in Australia so does it mean you can't own a rifle either besides handguns?I'm sure you can own a shotgun but it would be a little more difficult to kill a man eating croc with even a 12 guage and buckshot or a slug.
Then for the longest time you didn't have a big immigrant population from around the world and now you do.That influx of non native Ausies seems to be taking it's toll already on welfare and crime.Big tax hikes will be next,that's how it always works.Comment -
I never look at the English bookie odds on U.S.A presidential elections at all but I know Hillary is short odds to win.Too many people hate that vile socialist witch and I wish her no harm but she is so abrasive that some nutcase is out there that would not want her as president.I wonder if there are odds on that kind of a bet.Comment -
John Mccain in 2008!Comment -
Typical nutjob.Comment -
Come on man I am somewhat saneOriginally posted by vanzack
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Originally posted by vanzack
Thank you for my laugh of the day.Comment -
Originally posted by Santo
No, we KNOW we control the world. How do we know? Um, just take a frickin look around!
Madonna - American
Michael Jackson - American
The Rolling Stones - American
Wall Street - American
McDonalds - American
Jerry Seinfeld - American
Cable TV - American
The Internet - American
Bill Gates - American
MTV - American
Comedy Central - American
Disneyland - American
Las Vegas - American
The US Army - American
Hollywood - American
Michael Jordan - American
The Bible - American
Stocks and Bonds - American
Hedge Funds - American
The list goes on and on. Need I continue?Comment -
And here is one of our finest exports...Originally posted by Ganchrow HGAttached FilesComment -
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OOOHHH YEAH I can tell you why... They don't need it that's why.... Like I said I used to listen to the Alex Jones show and others like it a lot and he made this documentary called "Annual Financial Reports Exposed"... Well I watched it and thought F*ck this dude I am going to see for myself..Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
Well I used to hang out with the student body president of the U and yeah we smoked a lot of talked about all kinds of sh*t... He is the smartest guy I have ever met... His IQ is 165 and will be a surgeon in two years... When I told him about how Universities, Local, State and Federal Governments hide money he said:.. "You know me and XXX (his vice president) wondered about that and looked through all the books for about a month and found nothing... We started looking because after one of our meetings someone higher up on his way out patted me on the shoulder and said the money is there but no one has any idea.."
Needless to say I showed him the AJones film and we both headed right to the library afterwards to look at the U's financial records again... He knew what he was looking for this time and found it right away... That was one thick book... We looked at the GROSS REVENUE section and AJones was right on the money... They take a percentage right off the top EVERY YEAR and move it into a slush fund which goes into the markets and earns a return.... If Toledo's campus burned down tomorrow (by the way we have a sweet as* campus actually) they can pay CASH for every building to be rebuilt...
Here is a funny story about an invention me and this guy were going to try.. Penis enlarger... He actually thought he figured it out.. One day (May 2001) I had something sitting on the table I printed off from Brava.com It's a device that uses air pressure to enlarge breasts... Very slight pressure over a long period of time... I was going to present it to my girlfriend at that time... I had something to do and he saw that on the table.. The f*cker is like a sponge man he reads everything he sees and he is one fast reader... He thought that the same type of garment can be used to do the same thing to the penis.... He did a presentation as a senior project and got an A... He found a patent lawyer and filed for one... We had to get all this research from the Medical College Of Ohio or what was MCO at the time now it's called something different... It's where the UT Med. students go... Anyway apparently very gradual pressure has been and is used to lengthen bones, nerves and muscle fiber... I still have a lot of that research here it's quite interesting actually... Over a long period of time with consistent pressure cells will go from stretching out to eventually dividing... We designed the garment but no one wanted to have anything to do with taking measurements of someone's penis during the testing faze.... It quickly died and to make a very long story short he went off to medical school to become a surgeon and we dropped the idea... We were working at Priscilla's which had just opened so we could have marketed it... Priscilla's is a lanjerie adult store... I hired a chick she fired me and the place is still there today right across from an all girls Cathodic HS...
THIS IS NOT HEAR SAY OR SOMETHING BS... WE SAW IT WITH OUR OWN EYES in the 2003 and 2004 UT's financial books...Comment -
who is this?Originally posted by BatemanPatricklComment -
Megan Fox, my new addiction.Originally posted by picomanComment -
I am not trying to start an argument but who would pay for defense, schools, roads, social security, medicaire...Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
The freedoms we enjoy cost money.Comment -
i like megan good from "house party 4" she plays tinaOriginally posted by BatemanPatrickl
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Check her out in TRANSFORMERS...To bad she is engaged or married to Brian Austin Greene...WTF???Originally posted by picoman
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saw the movie. she was pretty hot in there, but i was more focused on the killing robots than the humans.Originally posted by BatemanPatricklCheck her out in TRANSFORMERS...To bad she is engaged or married to Brian Austin Greene...WTF???Comment -
No it's fine..that b*tch is hot by the way... I'm not saying it doesn't cost money what I am saying is if you don't need it then why not only ask for it but ask for more..? Jessie the body gave back some of the tax money they didn't use... Both parties got together and got his as* out of there... To the example AJones uses... If you and your wife have a monthly budget and you both are contributing most of your paycheck to it... Let's say for years each month you have been taking a bit aside and betting and/or investing in it and it added up to a sh*t load without her knowing about any of this money... Way more then what you both will ever need but your monthly budget went up 5%... You make her pitch her check or over OT so keep the same lifestyle or take a reduction in lifestyle... See what I am saying..?Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
The attention is on the budget and everyone as I did assumes that means how much they have to spend too... NOT TRUE... You know all through the 90's when I started this whole helmet thing and was still coaching I noticed they kept asking for more money and this dudget is going higher... I use to tell our head coach "this is bullsh*t coach the pay for people has not gone up and I KNOW the equipment has not gone up as a matter of fact as a promotion sometimes riddell gives sh*t to schools... Fuel was dirt cheap and didn't rise much then so why did they keep asking for more and more money...? it's BS is why...Comment -
Must be me but if that girl was within 12 feet of me I would not notice a T-Rex running down the street.Originally posted by picomanComment -
We agree that there is TOO much waste that goes on in the governmentOriginally posted by ShamsWoof10
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A friend of mine and actually one of the guys that was on that coaching staff made it on the school board and he has talked to me about these slush funds... He has asked me to bring him UT's but I ain't got it he can go look himself they are there... I'll leave the opening a can of worms to AJones... To everyone else.. The state's books are there too... Just go to the main location of your public library and check it out.... I'm sure most of you think I'm full of it but as I said you can definately go see for yourself....Originally posted by BatemanPatricklWe agree that there is TOO much waste that goes on in the governmentComment -
i have to say, your new avatar is much more nice to look at than your old black chick avatarOriginally posted by BatemanPatricklComment -
Yeah I actually laughed at that when you made the "minority piece of sh*t" comment in my being banned thread.. making a come back here..Originally posted by picoman
WOOF!!
Would someone please find out if Amish have to pay taxes..? Do they have social security numbers because if not then I would not think they pay them...Comment
