Might go on a blind date this weekend

[johncrud]

ok.. let gets real here.. if you dont know the answer, then you are a step behind in the dating scene.

it is all about the money



American girls are materialistic.. they dont care if you have a short dick, old, or ugly.

[Pecos Bill]

Im just so scared of being rejected again, i want a girl soo bad and it kills me inside knowing that i might never find anyone. Im just sick of being the ugly one, the loser...everyday that i remain alone i just get uglier, meaner and more angry..i need a girl so bad.

[G's pks]

get a whore...

[flyingillini]

The girl will be fine once she snorts a littla powda. I have a song for you Pecos, my mexican brotha. Orale guey, santa bruta califas ese.

[G's pks]

You better get some help before it is to late son... Have you ever tried to get help? You are not well...mentally...

[eastvan09]

Pecos, Rich Boy and some of the others are right on the money.

Earlier this year I changed a few of my tactics with women. We are all learning at this and I'm no different. I ask women for the their phone number in a matter of fact way that suggests to her it is completely normal for her to give me her ph # etc... "here is my phone #, write your phone number down for me right here" etc...
I have a great conversation with a hot girl at a party and get a phone number and a promise to hang out. It annoys me when they change their mind and don't want to meet up. This happens all the time, just have to move on to the next one. Eventually things work out.


The key is to be confident and initiate a fun, engaging conversation with the woman! Do not talk about only boring stuff like work/school etc (i used to be bad at that). Some women start boring conversations and some start fun, engaging conversations. Make sure there is LOTS of laughter!! Have I would tease the girl in a polite manner, then follow it up with a compliment or joke. Just have to make sure she understands it was only teasing.

Always make sure to have fun and make sure she is having fun! Make eye contact with her! I would make a joke about the idea of blind dates etc..

[G's pks]

Bill have you ever been committed?

[johncrud]

it seems like you got more problems than just having a pizza face. you are not in a good financial position.

girls like men with suits on working at the financial district.

[Pecos Bill]

Bill have you ever been committed?

huh?..committed to what?

[flyingillini]

This is what you tell her:
Te Quiero para siempre, Tu eres muy bonita. Tu eres muy joven. Tu eres muy elegante. Yo quiero bailar contigo Vamanos ahora mismo a mi hotel. Yo necesito una mujer como tu en mi vida.
Yo necesito una mujer como tu para toda la noche! Then bust out the yayo and it is on my friend!!

[lyon804]

you got bigger problems than looks if you tried to sand your face.
but theres a solution...

get some stainable Minwax woodfiller, 4" putty knife, 120 & 220 grit sandpapper, and an orbital sander.
spread woodfiller liberally along imperfections, allow to dry, usually about 30 to 45 minutes.
when dry sand with 120 grit, and finish with 220 grit.
apply stain or paint of choice

Too fukkin good right here Mike!! I am laughing my ass off.

[1st and Ten]

The only ass you be getting is from someone who is blind with a mug that that

[DrStale]

Pecos makes pathetic funny. Zboiz, Sammy take note.

[TheLock]

dress as the mummy tell her you thought it was halloween not christmas!

G's Picks going for the all-time interwebz record for failure in one thread.

[Vesuvius]

pound.

[TheLock]

run over to the local costume store and put this on...

*sigh*

[Pecos Bill]

We ended up meeting on saturday which turned out to be a very good day indeed, overall the date went very well i had to take a few shots to ease my nerves but i was acting confident and outgoing. I did catch her eyes glancing at my scars in the beginning and it made me nervous thinkin how she was perceiving me. But we still kept talking and having fun so i guess she forgot about them. She even invited me to go see a movie with her on sunday and go watch a football game afterwards(shes into football)..i also asked her what her first impression of me was and she said i had a good personality and was sweet. Oh and she even called my friend aaron and thanked him for introducing us which made me feel happy.

The date ended at about 10:30 and i was feeling hyped so i called my cousin and we ended up going to the club. After the club he called those girls who wanted to chill earlier and said they were down hang out so we brought them to my house. My confidence was pretty high and as soon as they got here i fvcking dazzled,i swear i was making them laugh and i was acting cooler than fvck.The girl that i was supposed to get liked me right away, she even said something like "you sound cocky which may or may not be a turn on"(she was smiling at me so obviously it was a turned on)

Well we ended up making out and heres where i fvcked up. I began to suck on her and rub her vag and i sensed she wanted to fvck and i started getting nervous as shit. Its like stage fright i guess and my dick was limp and wouldent get up. She made a move to put her hand down my pants and i backed off and literally diffused the mood cuz i knew i wouldnt get hard. My cousing already had his chick in my room fvcking her and i told my chick to go the living room where we watched marley and me on hbo till my cousin was done. She did get my number but Im shure she knew i couldnt get hard cuz it was kinda obvious.

Even though i fvcked up im happy cuz i was liked by two girls and one of em thought i was fvckable.

[flyingillini]

Great story! Keep up the good work Pecos!

[Shark79]

Pecos = Stud

[nosniboR11]

wow face is ****ed up

[Rich Boy]

See man, looks dont mean shit.

Girls are not shallow like guys.

Well Done .

[johncrud]

I underestimated you.. well done.. commitment is the next phrase then marriage.

[Jimmy0607]

Pictures pecos pictures of the chicks come on

[wtf]

suck that pussy bill

everything will fall into line then

[johncrud]

chicks in china are very accessible. very beautiful too

[Nicky Santoro]

way to go, buddy. once you get that confidence up and you start getting girls that want you, i swear you'll be banging 7's soon.. it's all about confidence. a girl loves a man that is confident.. and they can spot it right away.. they find it sexy. ask any girl what turns them on about a man, and alot will say confidence.. they die for it..

keep up the good work. i believe in you..

[1st and Ten]

Nice..Pecos

[BurtRapp]

Even Rocky dennis gets laid

[Pecos Bill]

We ended up meeting on saturday which turned out to be a very good day indeed, overall the date went very well i had to take a few shots to ease my nerves but i was acting confident and outgoing. I did catch her eyes glancing at my scars in the beginning and it made me nervous thinkin how she was perceiving me. But we still kept talking and having fun so i guess she forgot about them. She even invited me to go see a movie with her on sunday and go watch a football game afterwards(shes into football)..i also asked her what her first impression of me was and she said i had a good personality and was sweet. Oh and she even called my friend aaron and thanked him for introducing us which made me feel happy.

The date ended at about 10:30 and i was feeling hyped so i called my cousin and we ended up going to the club. After the club he called those girls who wanted to chill earlier and said they were down hang out so we brought them to my house. My confidence was pretty high and as soon as they got here i fvcking dazzled,i swear i was making them laugh and i was acting cooler than fvck.The girl that i was supposed to get liked me right away, she even said something like "you sound cocky which may or may not be a turn on"(she was smiling at me so obviously it was a turned on)

Well we ended up making out and heres where i fvcked up. I began to suck on her and rub her vag and i sensed she wanted to fvck and i started getting nervous as shit. Its like stage fright i guess and my dick was limp and wouldent get up. She made a move to put her hand down my pants and i backed off and literally diffused the mood cuz i knew i wouldnt get hard. My cousing already had his chick in my room fvcking her and i told my chick to go the living room where we watched marley and me on hbo till my cousin was done. She did get my number but Im shure she knew i couldnt get hard cuz it was kinda obvious.

Even though i fvcked up im happy cuz i was liked by two girls and one of em thought i was fvckable.

This was when i first met Angie.

[BatemanPatrickl]

dress as the mummy tell her you thought it was halloween not christmas!

G---g---gg---gggg UNIT! Well played G's