Might go on a blind date this weekend

illmatick · 12-23-09, 04:27 PM

what kind of grotesque scars?

AMBlai01 · 12-23-09, 04:30 PM

If you are going to be in a group setting it is going to be a lot easier. Remember you always have the rest of the group to fall back on. You are gold my man....

blittydeuce · 12-23-09, 04:31 PM

stick it in her poop shoot Pecos

Pecos Bill · 12-23-09, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by illmatick

what kind of grotesque scars?

I have acne scars which were made worse when i had a meltdown and tried to sand them away, i was just so frustrated..now im uglier.

I did this about a month ago.

lyon804 · 12-23-09, 04:33 PM

Bill, get rid of this self pity bullshit. I don't know you! You might be an ugly fukk, but who cares. I have seen a plenty of ugly muthafukkers pulling some nice leg.... You need to have some confidence and good personality. Learn to sell man! Sell yourself. Talk some shit, be confident... Don't go overboard, but right to the edge of arrogant. Have a drink or two before going out with this chick. Don't over do it, but enough to calm the nerves. Get your act together. What's worse right now than your appearence is your attitude. You need to shape that shit up now!! Learn to fake it until you make it. Bottomline, forget your appearance.. A woman rather be with a man that acts like he's in charge and knows what the fukks going on rather than some cute homo with no balls or confidence. The last thing a woman wants is a man with insecurity.... You sound insecure.. Fukk it.. Hide that shit dude.. Go after that pussy. Act like you own it.. Again,, not over the top, but convincing enough that you appear comfortable enough in your own skin. Anything more than this I will have to start charging you.

Mudcat · 12-23-09, 04:34 PM

You need to cut the shit about being ugly. You have posted pics of yourself on the forum. You are a regular looking guy.

You are trying to manufacture reasons for failure. Don't do that.

illmatick · 12-23-09, 04:36 PM

mudcat is right, you are more than bangable

bradthebloke · 12-23-09, 04:36 PM

just give her my number. I'll have her calling me your name in bed. best i can do

Pecos Bill · 12-23-09, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

You need to cut the shit about being ugly. You have posted pics of yourself on the forum. You are a regular looking guy.

You are trying to manufacture reasons for failure. Don't do that.

Really??...then why havent i been laid in 4 years fvcker.

jellobiafra · 12-23-09, 04:38 PM

Bill, don't sandpaper your skin anymore man.

You are a fine looking guy and smart. You are smart and witty. That gives you an edge over 90% of the guys out there.

koby25 · 12-23-09, 04:38 PM

Look into her eyes. That is what I always did. They melted like butter. If that don't work orale guey.

Unchained · 12-23-09, 04:39 PM

Pecos, you used sandpaper on your skin?

Pecos Bill · 12-23-09, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Unchained

Pecos, you used sandpaper on your skin?

yeah some people ridiculed about my skin and i just went apeshit i guess. It didnt hurt at all and i only stopped when i saw the bloody sandpaper and freaked out.

jellobiafra · 12-23-09, 04:42 PM

Did it scab?

lyon804 · 12-23-09, 04:43 PM

Bill, everybody here is trying to help. Your situation is not bad. Change you attitude. Start by getting that stupid depressing avatar down looking like you are going to shoot yourself. Put up some hot bitch like the rest of us degens. You must change your outlook in order to change your results. It's either do this or continue to wallow in self pity. Dude, looks are really overrated. I know woman and have been deep in my fair share of guts and it's because I own it... Not because I am good looking. Your attitude is your biggest problem.. Not your looks. good thing is you can change the attitude with some effort.

Pecos Bill · 12-23-09, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Did it scab?

yeah and it left a bunch of little scars which are prettty noticable. My mom even asked what happedend to my face. I just shrugged.

RaisyDaisy · 12-23-09, 04:45 PM

Stay positive my man.

koby25 · 12-23-09, 04:49 PM

I got one question why didn't you just by Proactive? I know people that says it works wonders.

jellobiafra · 12-23-09, 04:51 PM

The scars will fade bro. Just stop doing self-destructive things and you'll be OK in the long run.

Shark79 · 12-23-09, 04:52 PM

Pecos ... put it this way ... u cant be worse looking than JJ ... and even he can pick up some leg ... so go out there ... get a couple of drinks before you get in action ... BE URSELF ... then wake up next to her. Done deal.

lyon804 · 12-23-09, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by lyon804

Bill, get rid of this self pity bullshit. I don't know you!You might be an ugly fukk, but who cares. I have seen a plenty of ugly muthafukkers pulling some nice leg.... You need to have some confidence and good personality. Learn to sell man! Sell yourself. Talk some shit, be confident... Don't go overboard, but right to the edge of arrogant. Have a drink or two before going out with this chick. Don't over do it, but enough to calm the nerves. Get your act together. What's worse right now than your appearence is your attitude. You need to shape that shit up now!! Learn to fake it until you make it. Bottomline, forget your appearance.. A woman rather be with a man that acts like he's in charge and knows what the fukks going on rather than some cute homo with no balls or confidence. The last thing a woman wants is a man with insecurity.... You sound insecure.. Fukk it.. Hide that shit dude.. Go after that pussy. Act like you own it.. Again,, not over the top, but convincing enough that you appear comfortable enough in your own skin. Anything more than this I will have to start charging you.

Originally posted by lyon804

Bill, everybody here is trying to help. Your situation is not bad. Change you attitude. Start by getting that stupid depressing avatar down looking like you are going to shoot yourself. Put up some hot bitch like the rest of us degens. You must change your outlook in order to change your results. It's either do this or continue to wallow in self pity. Dude, looks are really overrated. I know woman and have been deep in my fair share of guts and it's because I own it... Not because I am good looking. Your attitude is your biggest problem.. Not your looks. good thing is you can change the attitude with some effort.

Bill, read my post. Follow all my advice and your life will change. Don't get frustrated with rejection. We all have been rejected. Don't dwell on it. It happens. If it doesn't work out this weekend it's not the end. Plenty of pussy out there. Get focused. Get a new attitude.. lose the avatar. Your not giving yourself enough credit or opportunity to succeed. I fail all the time myself. I am in sales.. Every answer of no I get.. Means I am that much closer to my next YES..
Seriously sells and getting pussy scored is no different. Same thing. You need to start working some bigger numbers. Let the numbers work for you.

jellobiafra · 12-23-09, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Shark79

...u cant be worse looking than JJ ... and even he can pick up some leg

Errrr.

Never mind.

Fieldysnuts44 · 12-23-09, 05:02 PM

I say dont go. My wife hooked my bro up with some pussy,and her facebook pic looked tight as hell.He went to meet her last night and he says no wonder all her pics are of her face she got a big ol butt.Im like so,swing by the carry out,but he couldn't do it. The bad thing is they already made plans for New Years eve with my wife and I. He said he would go,but he's just going to get drunk.Thats cool with me cause i needed someone to get drunk with,maybe she will give him a knob job.

Pecos Bill · 12-23-09, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by lyon804

Bill, read my post. Follow all my advice and your life will change. Don't get frustrated with rejection. We all have been rejected. Don't dwell on it. It happens. If it doesn't work out this weekend it's not the end. Plenty of pussy out there. Get focused. Get a new attitude.. lose the avatar. Your not giving yourself enough credit or opportunity to succeed. I fail all the time myself. I am in sales.. Every answer of no I get.. Means I am that much closer to my next YES..
Seriously sells and getting pussy scored is no different. Same thing. You need to start working some bigger numbers. Let the numbers work for you.

I dont know if that will work for me, ive been so mentally beaten over the years i feel like a sitting duck waiting to get ridiculed and stepped on. girls have been so fvcking cruel to me its hard to be confident, its hard to put degrading comments away and move on because it only confirms the insecurities that I have for myself.

I dont see this girl being any different than the others.

Rich Boy · 12-23-09, 05:31 PM

Let me tell you something, looks don't matter jackshit. If you don't feel good about yourself inside, it doesn't matter if you are Brad Pitt. You won't get girls. My response is kinda long but read it if you think its worth it.

There's no such thing as low self esteem. That was just apart of some bullshit movement in the 80s to try and make kids feel better. What many of us believe to be self esteem is someone's sense of self worth, how we view ourselves.

And let me tell you, everyone has something they don't like about themselves. They just approach it differently. Even some cool, macho, pimp guy who gets laid all the time has something that he feels bad about, and may approach his problem by trying to compensate for it by getting tons of girls.

So your first step to getting girls is to accept that. That we are all humans, we are all unique, we all have different things to offer, and we all have things other people will either like or not, and we all have insecurities. And you are one human of billions.

So because we are all unique, the first step to getting girls is you need to find out who you are. What makes up your personality. How do your actions reflect on your personality? To gain a better understanding of who you are, think of the closest people in your life whether it is friends or family. What do you think they like about you? What do you think they dislike about you? What kind of person do they see you as? These people who are close to you obviously like you for some reason.

Once you figure out why they like you, you will begin to learn the good things about you. Because like I said. You are a human and there is good and bad to all of us. Everyone will see this, even women. Don't preoccupy yourself with what you don't like and can't change. We are who we are in this world. Some little things we can change, but the building blocks of our soul we cannot change. Embrace the good things about yourself. Love yourself for who you are, and others will love you for that as well, including women.

Most importantly, accept that in this world, people will either like you or not. So you cannot preoccupy yourself with those who don't like you. As long as you like who you are, you won't care about those that don't like you, even women.

Another cardinal rule, you will never be able to get EVERY single woman you want. Just like a lion hunting its prey in the open savannah, it knows in its mind no matter how good of a hunter it becomes, there will always be a few buffalo able to evade it. Embrace these truths, and you will have no fears talking to girls.

G's pks · 12-23-09, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Really??...then why havent i been laid in 4 years fvcker.

It has nothing to do with looks in your case...you are weird as fk!

Masu485 · 12-23-09, 06:45 PM

jeez, don't listen to these other guys. you're 25 years old. looks do matter and if you're ugly, there isn't much hope unless you go for other women who aren't that good looking and have long term relationships.

genetics determine most of your life, and no one wants to accept that because it's out of their hands. they dont want to feel helpless. LOOKS MATTER AT 25.

mmike032 · 12-23-09, 06:57 PM

you got bigger problems than looks if you tried to sand your face.
but theres a solution...

get some stainable Minwax woodfiller, 4" putty knife, 120 & 220 grit sandpapper, and an orbital sander.
spread woodfiller liberally along imperfections, allow to dry, usually about 30 to 45 minutes.
when dry sand with 120 grit, and finish with 220 grit.
apply stain or paint of choice

johncrud · 12-23-09, 07:07 PM

you should get some "head wound band-aid" and wrap all around your face and head.. if the girl asked "what happened", you just say "i fell down the stairs yesterday.."

G's pks · 12-23-09, 07:10 PM

wear a mask...

johncrud · 12-23-09, 07:17 PM

you should get some "head wound band-aid" and wrap all around your face and head.. if the girl asked "what happened", you just say "i fell down the stairs yesterday.."

G's pks · 12-23-09, 07:20 PM

dress as the mummy tell her you thought it was halloween not christmas!

flyingillini · 12-23-09, 07:22 PM

Make sure and bring plenty of yayo, oxy's and a few ambien. Make sure you have those 3 she will like at least one or if your lucky all 3!

G's pks · 12-23-09, 07:26 PM

run over to the local costume store and put this on...