First, I would like to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

[poochiecollins]

1. Well put. Some people are so self-absorbed and narcissistic that they actually believe some invisible sky man cares about their personal thoughts and needs. 2. I'm giving you a point for the phrase "celestial dick". I hard.

1.) As I said in an earlier post, how do you know a deity doesn't? It wouldn't be a problem to one who's all-powerful. 2.) Yeah, the "celestial dick" bit was funny ^_^

[jellobiafra]

poochie, thanks for the detailed response. I'm always a bit fascinated to hear the story of someone who's "been inside" and came out the other end. (Anybody with a cousin named "Fux" is alright in my book too.) That was another well written and thought provoking post. Those who can accomplish such are a rarity here at SBR. I'd like to see you post more often. Thanks again for taking the time.

[jellobiafra]

Btw pooch, I just read the rest of that column (http://www.cracked.com/article_15699...le-verses.html) you linked and LMAO throughout. Great stuff there man. It's really funny, but also serves to remind one just how utterly ridiculous some of those stories are.


The part about the Egyptians and their gigantic dicks was particularly good:

Keep in mind, the Egyptians were the Jews' former slave masters and are the bad guys in this story. So, you know their reputation for supreme endowment was well earned when the worst their enemies could say was, "Go on! Go back to those big-cocked bastards! I hope you're happy with their enormous dongs."


I really like the part about God having the earth swallow up Korah, Dathan, and Abiram too:

God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate. "

[poochiecollins]

poochie, thanks for the detailed response. I'm always a bit fascinated to hear the story of someone who's "been inside" and came out the other end. [...] That was another well written and thought provoking post. Those who can accomplish such are a rarity here at SBR. I'd like to see you post more often. Thanks again for taking the time.

Oh, I'll probably be make a good share of frivolous posts, to be honest, but I do put a lot of time and thought into most instances where I'm trying to make a case. I'm a narrow, focused-interest person, so I try to be picky about what topics I engage in because of the time and stress cost that could be invested elsewhere.

(Anybody with a cousin named "Fux" is alright in my book too.)

Oh, aren't you funny.. actually that was XD

Btw pooch, I just read the rest of that column (http://www.cracked.com/article_15699...le-verses.html) you linked and LMAO throughout. Great stuff there man. It's really funny, but also serves to remind one just how utterly ridiculous some of those stories are.


The part about the Egyptians and their gigantic dicks was particularly good:

Keep in mind, the Egyptians were the Jews' former slave masters and are the bad guys in this story. So, you know their reputation for supreme endowment was well earned when the worst their enemies could say was, "Go on! Go back to those big-cocked bastards! I hope you're happy with their enormous dongs."


I really like the part about God having the earth swallow up Korah, Dathan, and Abiram too:

God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate. "

Yeah, I thought that Cracked article was hilarious the first time I read it.