A tip for the inexperinced gambler,this is why I didn't lose on the over tonight !

[ABEHONEST]

Hi boys ,and I do mean boys !
I, the Devine Prophet Abe will make a prediction, and I want all member's of this forum that trashed this great thread to confess ,if indeed,I hit the "BRAT ON THE HEAD"with the real problem that caused their raspberry ass'es last night !

You boys were full of vim and vigor last night,especially after "losing your young butt's on the MNF game ,right"?
And your young red ass'es even got redder when you read how poor Grandpa Abe got a "push", and all you brat's got was a redder "tush" .
And,you mucous membrane morons probably wagered on New England too,didn't you ?

Now boys let's be men about this ,fess up !

[lyon804]

Hi boys ,and I do mean boys !
I, the Devine Prophet Abe will make a prediction, and I want all member's of this forum that trashed this great thread to confess ,if indeed,I hit the "BRAT ON THE HEAD"with the real problem that caused their raspberry ass'es last night !

You boys were full of vim and vigor last night,especially after "losing your young butt's on the MNF game ,right"?
And your young red ass'es even got redder when you read how poor Grandpa Abe got a "push", and all you brat's got was a redder "tush" .
And,you mucous membrane morons probably wagered on New England too,didn't you ?

Now boys let's be men about this ,fess up !

Dude, you are over the top and bold!! This thread exposed your ignorance to anybody that has a clue about the game or challenge of betting. True you might have saved your money by pushing, but at -130.... It's no fukking deal! And what's worse is.. Ya, just don't fukking get it!!! Plain and simple. I can't believe you have the audacity to bump this thread. You have no clue on statistics and probabilities. If I wasn't a family man. I would be proud to be your bookie and would give you a 100% bonus if you posted up with me. Betting -130??? Is the game not hard enough to get EV+ @ -110???? Sure let's make it harder!

I can't believe you said these things and then bumped this thread when counless others told you how wrong you are!

[lyon804]

Any buying off a NFL total at that????

[lyon804]

[ABEHONEST]

Now Lyon ,don't be lying ,did you lose your little ass on the game last night ?
That was the prophet's question and you didn't answer .

[lakerboy]

I had under 57 no points bought. Just prayed for Carney to be Carney

[lyon804]

I had under 57 no points bought. Just prayed for Carney to be Carney

Winner! And he was!

[ABEHONEST]

I only buy points on half time totals and never on game totals. If the HT total is 27.5 or 28 and I like the under I buy it to 28.5.

Wow Pavy ,I have never heard of a book that sell's numbers on halftimes ?
Would you like to PM on which one ?

[Razz_Donkey]

Its a bit past your bedtime Abe, I won't hold anything against you that was said here. Now get some sleep sir.

[rm18]

sbr book let him do it, 5 dimes has alternate totals, but buying is illegal

[20Four7]

Depending on the game Pinny will let you buy/move lines on the 2nd half.

[jjgold]

Boys and girls,you may take this advice or not ,but try to buy a half point or more when you want to wager a total that is lying very close to a "consistent"game ending total !
Example ,on the NO Saints total ,it was sitting on 56 at this one book,and I did want to play a small amount on the over,so I bought 1 point and played over 55 instead of 56 .
Should have had a winner ,right ?
But the next best thing to a winner is a push .

Also ,why spot 7 1/2 points if you may be able to spot 7 on a football spread,or buying down to the 3 from the "killer" 3 1/2 points .

Abby your very sharp that is why I like you.

[ABEHONEST]

sbr book let him do it, 5 dimes has alternate totals, but buying is illegal

Okay,now that does make sense ,thanks for clearing that up .

[ABEHONEST]

Abby your very sharp that is why I like you.

Thanks JJ, now you are showing the good judgment that you are renowned for .

[Indecent]

Abe, do you at least understand why people are saying it's incorrect to buy points on the total as you have? Have you read any of the explanations on the math behind it? Do you even care to know?

Most here would gladly help if you are willing to admit that you don't know everything... no one does.

[ABEHONEST]

Abe, do you at least understand why people are saying it's incorrect to buy points on the total as you have? Have you read any of the explanations on the math behind it? Do you even care to know? Most here would gladly help if you are willing to admit that you don't know everything... no one does.

Haven't you ever heard of intuition overcoming a mathematics situation ?

[Indecent]

Haven't you ever heard of intuition overcoming a mathematics situation ?

By that you mean that you do understand the math but ignored it in this instance, right? I wasn't trying to be rude, just trying to help.

If that's your story stick to it, we're trying to help but clearly you don't need it.

[ABEHONEST]

By that you mean that you do understand the math but ignored it in this instance, right? I wasn't trying to be rude, just trying to help. If that's your story stick to it, we're trying to help but clearly you don't need it.

Now you're talking !
I thought I did patch that true story up pretty good ,but we seem to have so many LAZY readers here, they miss the "whole story",nothing but the truth so help me....etc .

[IrishTim]

Intuition over math. Sounds like a winning strategy.

[yisman]

yisman I do all my own typing..... f you.............

Son , don't get all uppity with me now ! I have lost more games because of not buying the hook than you have won games total . Now I always buy the hook and sometimes buy more than just the hook if you know what I mean . True , I am now living out of a cardboard box , getting high off exhaust fumes , and stealing people's wifi , but now when I go dumpster diving , the raccoons are impressed by my winning percentage and I sometimes get more than what I pay for if you know what I mean .

[ABEHONEST]

Son , don't get all uppity with me now ! I have lost more games because of not buying the hook than you have won games total . Now I always buy the hook and sometimes buy more than just the hook if you know what I mean . True , I am now living out of a cardboard box , getting high off exhaust fumes , and stealing people's wifi , but now when I go dumpster diving , the raccoons are impressed by my winning percentage and I sometimes get more than what I pay for if you know what I mean .

Just another typical SBR MEMBER I have emancipated ! Alright !

[wal66]

Haven't you ever heard of intuition overcoming a mathematics situation ?

Late to the game but Abe if the intuition was truly working it would have told you to wager the under 56 and get the win instead of making a -EV wager for a push. Just saying is all since you mentioned intuition.

[ABEHONEST]

Late to the game but Abe if the intuition was truly working it would have told you to wager the under 56 and get the win instead of making a -EV wager for a push. Just saying is all since you mentioned intuition.

Okay Wally,I guess my intuition wasn't perfect ?
By the way ,how did you do ?

[wal66]

Abe I had the over.

[yisman]

great thread

[ABEHONEST]

great thread

Wow! Yisman has some memory!

[yisman]

Abe, I hope you sought some help after this one.

Hi boys ,and I do mean boys !
I, the Devine Prophet Abe will make a prediction, and I want all member's of this forum that trashed this great thread to confess ,if indeed,I hit the "BRAT ON THE HEAD"with the real problem that caused their raspberry ass'es last night !

You boys were full of vim and vigor last night,especially after "losing your young butt's on the MNF game ,right"?
And your young red ass'es even got redder when you read how poor Grandpa Abe got a "push", and all you brat's got was a redder "tush" .
And,you mucous membrane morons probably wagered on New England too,didn't you ?

Now boys let's be men about this ,fess up !

Do you see how this could be inappropriate?

[wal66]

ABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abe's, where ya been pal?
Abe, your absense had some of us very concerned.
Abe, we need to hook you up with a forum-buddy who can notify us in case you can't post.
Abe, SBR needs you, nay, the WORLD needs you.
Abe, it's football season, how bout' some leather helment trivia.

[pavyracer]

welcome back ape

[ABEHONEST]

Believe me fellow members, I am no longer that "Great Ape!"
I just had my 39th. birthday yesterday [again], and now, I am much wiser, and with a deflated ego,too.

So, I guess all you rotten bastards are happy now, right!
Oh! I only meant the "rotten" ones!

[wal66]

Blessed is the day that Abe once again starts allowing SBR members to take his "Who Am I Thinking Of" challenges.

[Indecent]

Wow! Yisman has some memory!

You under-estimate how memorable you are.

[ABEHONEST]

You under-estimate how memorable you are.

Yes, all evidence points to that!
I must know, just what type of memory did I leave you members?
Was it a sweet, sour, filthy, disgusting, respectful, sickening, envious, worship me like a rock star, memory?

Oh well, just fill in the appropriate blank?

Was it this one............ or more like ......, maybe............., please not this one..........................

[JimmysEgo]

thanks for bumping this one. i'm more experienced now for reading it.

[ABEHONEST]

thanks for bumping this one. i'm more experienced now for reading it.

Hey, don't give me the credit, give it to Yisman!