So ,if a Grizzly Bear whats to "kill" you and you are a mile away what do you do ?

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-27-09, 02:28 PM

thanks abe, 3 points to go and you are up to you're word.
Memphis, yeah lay the points on the other team. The best advice I wish I heard 2 weeks ago.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-27-09, 02:28 PM

jello, lol.
that was the winning answer too right?

ABEHONEST · 11-27-09, 02:32 PM

I'm getting some serious doubts about GC ?
You aren't one of those teenager's that have crashed SBR are you ?

Maybe you live in MADAGASCAR where there are no Bears ?

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-27-09, 02:34 PM

Teenager? No, I'm 30-something!!

Bears no, but there are HonestAbes in Madagascar. I saw so on Animal Planet (and on the Search for Tom Curren).

StraitShooter · 11-27-09, 02:37 PM

Feed it..it will be your pal for life..until you run out of food

member gentle ben old timer?..he was a black bear though I think

ABEHONEST · 11-27-09, 02:43 PM

GC ,I am going to try and save your life [maybe your wife's too] !
The next time you go camping and you are in close proximity of a GRIZZLY ,pal ,do not act,smell, or even try to look like a fish ,because they love fish,humans they do not find tasty .
So,if your wife does ,at the time, smell somewhat fishy,then you are safe,but that ol' Grizzly is going to tear her apart ,one piece at a time .

So ,all you have to do is remain calm and slowly walk away .

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-27-09, 02:48 PM

well my second girlfriend would have saved me then! If he choose to eat one of us! haha.

Then again, that's why I only go camping with strippers!

eidolon · 11-27-09, 03:35 PM

you cover yourself in your own urine and poo

mmike032 · 11-27-09, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Another question for these intelligent SBR boys .[

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Okay, 5 points for the most intelligent answer ,and 5 points for the dumbest answer .
One guess each ?
And guess who calls the winners ?
That's right !
I'll run this contest till the next full hour is up !

And a little hint ,a Grizzly can run 35 miles an hour at top speed .

put your head b/t your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

emoney · 11-27-09, 03:43 PM

If you ever see me in a fight with a grizzly bear, you better jump in and help the bear.

ABEHONEST · 11-27-09, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by mmike032

put your head b/t your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

Thanks Mike !
That might be the most likely scenario that would happen !
Now please tell that to G.Cube ,he thinks he has a connection with GRIZZLIES !

Cougar Bait · 11-27-09, 04:22 PM

Wait for the Bear to have the ball at the end of the game and for Jay Cutler to drop back.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-27-09, 05:56 PM

Abehonest. Will you quit making fun of me and pass me the other 3 points out of the 5 that i won from your contest?

I'm 2 points shy of a pizza, so your taking food off the table here.

spurginobili · 11-27-09, 08:37 PM

Take your clothes off. Rub beef jerky all over your body and walk slowly towards the bear.

smitch124 · 11-27-09, 08:49 PM

give it a picanic basket!

ABEHONEST · 11-27-09, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE

Abehonest. Will you quit making fun of me and pass me the other 3 points out of the 5 that i won from your contest? I'm 2 points shy of a pizza, so your taking food off the table here.

I've never respected beggars,so don't hold your breath til you get another point !
And besides,you took food off that grizzly bear when he let you off the hook .

But why did the bear do that ...that is the question ?

Matt Rain · 11-28-09, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by tbonmusikman

get in a cab, drive to the bear, grab a spork, and eat it. one. bite. at a time.

jellobiafra · 11-28-09, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

I've never respected beggars,so don't hold your breath til you get another point !
And besides,you took food off that grizzly bear when he let you off the hook .

But why did the bear do that ...that is the question ?

Jezus Fukkin Christ Abe.... do you have an answer for this thread or what??

ABEHONEST · 11-28-09, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Jezus Fukkin Christ Abe.... do you have an answer for this thread or what??

Do yourself a favor Jellybelly ,take a night course in reading !

Now that I have that off my chest ,go back and read tltaylors posts !

jellobiafra · 11-28-09, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Do yourself a favor Jellybelly ,take a night course in reading !

Now that I have that off my chest ,go back and read tltaylors posts !

Are you just a perpetual mind-fukker Abe? Is this where you get your kicks?

I don't see ttaylor's posts anywhere in this thread. If I get killed by a Grizzly today, that's on you Abe. That's on you.

ABEHONEST · 11-28-09, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Are you just a perpetual mind-fukker Abe? Is this where you get your kicks? I don't see ttaylor's posts anywhere in this thread. If I get killed by a Grizzly today, that's on you Abe. That's on you.

Well thanks ,that would be nice !