Bread & Matty Rain, pre-Miami festivities.

[smitch124]

I would stare at the Basque poster, a lot going on there....

[Fishhead]

That's Breads "fun" room and it is actually organized chaos rather than junk laying around. You can't really tell because they brought the ottoman into the room that Mat is laying on. He has quite a bizarre collection going on.

Take a close look........weird shit. Believe it or not, the rest of the house is normal.

[Deuce]

Bread, you're a sick fukk.

[jjgold]

If I was to meet a poster or posters I would want to make deals and shit and try to make money or do something of significance or productivity. I am not into meeting lets say a guy like Deuce and then we just get drunk and act silly. Now I would meet Deuce and go to Detroit casino and take shots playing craps or blackjack trying to make big money and get out.

[Deuce]

If I was to meet a poster or posters I would want to make deals and shit and try to make money or do something of significance or productivity. I am not into meeting lets say a guy like Deuce and then we just get drunk and act silly. Now I would meet Deuce and go to Detroit casino and take shots playing craps or blackjack trying to make big money and get out.

MGM or Pinnacle Race Track




jjgold, that broad is waiting for you...

[Mudcat]

I would stare at the Basque poster, a lot going on there....

Are you talking about the one with the one-legged gay jai alai players frolicking in a tsunami?

[Robyn]

1. the only thing on here I've ever had was the can of spam
2. he really likes monkeys
3. oh, that's such a sad little blue basset hound.
4. Why all those black barbie dolls?

Bread has an obsession with black people. Did you see the black Last Supper next to the sad blue hound? The flea markets are full of magical junk.

[Robyn]

Are you talking about the one with the one-legged gay jai alai players frolicking in a tsunami?

There's a lot of weird shit going on in this picture. Why the tents?

[Mudcat]

Why the tents?

I thought we established in previous discussions that it was so the one fellow could go fondle the amputee in privacy.

[Bread]

Fishhead, consider the chair saved just for you when it's time for it to go. I can even actually throw it in a dumpster for you somewhere and let you know where it is if you like. You know, just to keep it real.

[Nicky Santoro]

Plommy, we can't go to Canada. Bread can't leave the country.

damn, this is the worse news i've heard in quite some time. he can't come to Canada, i can't go to U.S.. how am i supposed to beat the crap out of this guy now?

[Shark79]

Looks like this party will be a blast ... to bad Im missing out.

Hope you guys enjoy !!

[Robyn]

damn, this is the worse news i've heard in quite some time. he can't come to Canada, i can't go to U.S.. how am i supposed to beat the crap out of this guy now?

I thought you guys were BFF now?

[Nicky Santoro]

I thought you guys were BFF now?

no that was only for 4 days. that was the deal. now we dispise each other again more than ever, just like old times.

[Bread]

Nicky it would be real ugly son. I would put you over my knee and tan your britches and send you running home to your mommy.




Sharky, book a flight kid!

[jellobiafra]

Bread you better save something in the tank for me buddy. I don't want no half-assed, worn out bread by the time I get down there. I want fresh Bread!

Or I kill everybody.

[Bread]

Come on guy, your plane isn't even gonna be able to take off. You're doomed.

I sleepy.

[jellobiafra]

You might be right. I just called the airport and they said they just have delays now, no cancellations. I might just be late at worst. It's basically tropical storm conditions right now. They say it's going to get worse though.

[MrMonkey]

Boys, there goes Nicky! Now he knows Bread can't touch him so he's talking trash. How many people here would love to bitch slap Nicky? 70% at least! I can tell! What's the odds?

-1800 yes
+1500 no

Thank you Nicky!

Nicky, nobody here wants to off you! So stop being so paranoid!

[Bread]

Keeping fingers crossed, sir.

[jellobiafra]

Keeping fingers crossed, sir.

Thanks. I'll hit you with a text tomorrow from the airport if there's a delay or worse. I had a feeling god would find a way to fukk this up for me. He always does.

[Matt Rain]

Matty, can you smell sounds and hear colors?

No idea what you're talking about.

Hey, what's wrong with your face man?

[Richkas]

Must be nice to be young.

[blittydeuce]

Uh oh....did bread tell you to drink the entire vial? Poor matty is gonna be trippin' for a month

[smitch124]

Matty, did you get to talk to this guy holding his head? Seems like an interesting chap.

[Boner_18]

I saw a hand grenade. Did you know they will pay you $1000 if you report to them any other establishment using the name "Hand Grenade" for a drink since they TM'ed it?

[Willie Bee]

1. the only thing on here I've ever had was the can of spam

Try the Stubbs BBQ rub, pretty good stuff. Not sure how it will be on Spam, but it's good on baby backs.

[blittydeuce]

Try the Stubbs BBQ rub, pretty good stuff. Not sure how it will be on Spam, but it's good on baby backs.

Willie, do you have any good LSD stories from back in the day?

[Matt Rain]

Now Matty and I both have the common bond of going to strip clubs in Montreal and Tampa Bay

We didn't go to a club. We bought a portable CD player for $13 in a pawn shop and a couple of beach chairs so we could watch the ocean and listen to Bjork while a storm was approaching. The weather got too nasty at some point, so we retreated to a very colorful beach bar with all our gear and clothes newly covered in water and sand. Then I got the urge to play Ms. Pacman while our cab driver was waiting for us outside. Said cab driver was so enthralled with us that he very nearly missed hitting a lady motorcyclist. I saw a pet store advertising Sidney Crosby jerseys. Robyn honked at us while we were watching a ghostly lady dance in the street. Later that night, I found God with the help of Wide-Eyed Nick Nolte. Is God still trying to be hip? might well be the only question that mankind needs to answer.

I say not really.

[Fischnasty]

wish i could make it down there fellas. have a few drinks for me.

[jellobiafra]

Later that night, I found God...

Did he tell you that you might be fukked on the hotel deal if he doesn't turn off all this wind soon?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Have fun, guys! Don't do anything (or anyone) I wouldn't do.

[sickler]

Matty is staying with us for two days until we head to Miami for the weekend. Loshak just booked his flight. Bodog Becky will be there with her people. Amby and Dance Girl and Jello (we are hoping he isn't a serial killer)....



Trippin' out, mannnnnnn.

Hey, have fun y'all.

Matty has something going on with the legs. Ya don't get that spending all your time sitting at the computer. Looks like hockey player legs.

[Robyn]

Did he tell you that you might be fukked on the hotel deal if he doesn't turn off all this wind soon?

Loshak emailed me and said that the hotel was booked and couldn't get a room....so if you can't go, maybe he could share a room with Matty (OH MY)!

[pokernut9999]

Damn you are hot girl