Listen to this Clown

[bypp]

Send him anthrax.

[keyboarding]

"Put 3 K into a white sealed envelope into a priority mail and send next day air. Once sent need the tracking number in order to receive it as well as the name your sending it under, state, town, zip code. Once received you will be notified immediately and get started its that simple. Plays sent before 6:30 eastern M-F and weekend varies. Giving you hoops/pigskin building your bankroll. Let know when ready to send so can tell you info where to mail.

JD"

Hmm, even though I'm sure he's suspicious, he's going forward. Pretty strange. Let's try to get him caught up in the details, see how badly he wants your money:

Hey, thanks for the quick reply! I lost another $100 on Denver last night and and $200 on the Raptors, so I need a another quick reply to this email PLEASE. I'm tired of losing money. Also, do you do NHL? I can go to the bank as soon as today, but my sister will take at least until Friday to get her money. She only works night shifts at her club and business has been slow lately. She thinks it's from the H1N1.

Just a few more questions. Does the envelope have to be white? I have a few brown ones laying around and don't want to have to buy a new envelope. Does it make a difference? I've never sent money using mail. Do the bills have to be $100s or can I send smaller bills? That's what my sister has from tips. Let me know ASAP.

Another question. You say you are going to send me plays. How will you send them? Using my email? Can I have your phone number so you can text them? Sometimes I go to the bar and don't have a computer and the bartender is my bookie so I make my plays with him. Also, do you have a website I should use? I heard about a site called BetJamaica but I don't trust blacks with my money. Can you vouch for them, or is there a better site than them?

Last thing. Because you gave me a great deal and let me send $3000 instead of $25,000, do I get less quality picks? Or less picks in general? Also, if I lose $3000 on bets (I HOPE I DON'T!) then do you stop sending picks? How long will my $3000 last me? Thanks for being so patient with me, I've never dealt with a professional service before.

[Hoja Verdes]

lots of good ideas.. i wish we knew somebody at UPS.. so we could send him a real number and he could track it all the way to his town only to see it go somewhere else!!

Keep stringing him along, I've had fun with some Nigerian email scammers before, you can keep them going for a LONG time if they think they'll eventually get paid.

Obviously you don't want to send him any real money or spend any real money sending him crap. Not sure how much priority mail costs, probably about $10. For the sake of board comedy, I'm willing to be a "sucker" as well and say you recommended me. Would you mind PM'ing me his email address. If so, I'll just tell him you referred me and I need some major help gambling and want to buy his picks. I'll spend the $10 for priority mail and send him some random old european currency I've got that's worthless after the conversion to the euro.

[big joe 1212]

Wait for a day or two. I might have an actual USPS tracking number for you. He will track it and see it get delivered elsewhere. He will cry like a baby thinking it got delivered to a wrong addess. Then you can call and yell at him ala JJGold.

This is the best idea I have seen! It would be hilarious!

[TodayIsForgotten]

You should rub shit on a 1 dollar bill and send it to him.

[Hoja Verdes]

Another good idea:

Send him the white envelope and a cash envelope from your local bank. Tear the side off of both to make them look like someone at the post office robbed the package. Then when he says "there was no money, the envelopes were torn open," go ballistic and threaten him....then....tuck your tail between your legs and say "ok, ok, I can send you another $3k, should I send it to the same address." Then take it to a whole new level.

[themajormt]

Send him a used condom... But use lotion... Put $25k in monopoly money in the envelope also, then mail it and give him the tracking info... Act dead ass serious!

[RealSlimShady]

Another good idea:

Send him the white envelope and a cash envelope from your local bank. Tear the side off of both to make them look like someone at the post office robbed the package. Then when he says "there was no money, the envelopes were torn open," go ballistic and threaten him....then....tuck your tail between your legs and say "ok, ok, I can send you another $3k, should I send it to the same address." Then take it to a whole new level.

Maybe you can get him to Western Union you some $ to cover postage and you can chump him. Teach the clown a lesson.

[poker_dummy101]

you guys should quit picking on dac

[Hoja Verdes]

This website is dedicated to 'scambaiting' these idiots, it's hilarious, you can spend a day reading this website and not get bored:

http://www.419eater.com/

This is my personal favorite, they convince the guy to get a tattoo to receive the money...

http://www.419eater.com/html/okorie.htm

Of course the idiot does in fact get a tattoo, and sends in a photo to prove it. Classic

[MrX]

Hmm, even though I'm sure he's suspicious, he's going forward. Pretty strange. Let's try to get him caught up in the details, see how badly he wants your money:

Hey, thanks for the quick reply! I lost another $100 on Denver last night and and $200 on the Raptors, so I need a another quick reply to this email PLEASE. I'm tired of losing money. Also, do you do NHL? I can go to the bank as soon as today, but my sister will take at least until Friday to get her money. She only works night shifts at her club and business has been slow lately. She thinks it's from the H1N1.

Just a few more questions. Does the envelope have to be white? I have a few brown ones laying around and don't want to have to buy a new envelope. Does it make a difference? I've never sent money using mail. Do the bills have to be $100s or can I send smaller bills? That's what my sister has from tips. Let me know ASAP.

Another question. You say you are going to send me plays. How will you send them? Using my email? Can I have your phone number so you can text them? Sometimes I go to the bar and don't have a computer and the bartender is my bookie so I make my plays with him. Also, do you have a website I should use? I heard about a site called BetJamaica but I don't trust blacks with my money. Can you vouch for them, or is there a better site than them?

Last thing. Because you gave me a great deal and let me send $3000 instead of $25,000, do I get less quality picks? Or less picks in general? Also, if I lose $3000 on bets (I HOPE I DON'T!) then do you stop sending picks? How long will my $3000 last me? Thanks for being so patient with me, I've never dealt with a professional service before.

You've done this before, haven't you?

[keyboarding]

You've done this before, haven't you?

No. I'm just a bad person.

[Karayilan9]

Getting JJ to phone this guy would be a classic video

[kmarinouofm]

No. I'm just a bad person.

I am going with Keyboards response again.. And then in a day or two we will kill him with the UPS shit!!

[kmarinouofm]

Keep stringing him along, I've had fun with some Nigerian email scammers before, you can keep them going for a LONG time if they think they'll eventually get paid.

Obviously you don't want to send him any real money or spend any real money sending him crap. Not sure how much priority mail costs, probably about $10. For the sake of board comedy, I'm willing to be a "sucker" as well and say you recommended me. Would you mind PM'ing me his email address. If so, I'll just tell him you referred me and I need some major help gambling and want to buy his picks. I'll spend the $10 for priority mail and send him some random old european currency I've got that's worthless after the conversion to the euro.

gonna pm you the email now..

[Gemoka]

Just a few more questions. Does the envelope have to be white? I have a few brown ones laying around and don't want to have to buy a new envelope. Does it make a difference?

quality dude

[acarmelo1]

Hmm, even though I'm sure he's suspicious, he's going forward. Pretty strange. Let's try to get him caught up in the details, see how badly he wants your money:

Hey, thanks for the quick reply! I lost another $100 on Denver last night and and $200 on the Raptors, so I need a another quick reply to this email PLEASE. I'm tired of losing money. Also, do you do NHL? I can go to the bank as soon as today, but my sister will take at least until Friday to get her money. She only works night shifts at her club and business has been slow lately. She thinks it's from the H1N1.

Just a few more questions. Does the envelope have to be white? I have a few brown ones laying around and don't want to have to buy a new envelope. Does it make a difference? I've never sent money using mail. Do the bills have to be $100s or can I send smaller bills? That's what my sister has from tips. Let me know ASAP.

Another question. You say you are going to send me plays. How will you send them? Using my email? Can I have your phone number so you can text them? Sometimes I go to the bar and don't have a computer and the bartender is my bookie so I make my plays with him. Also, do you have a website I should use? I heard about a site called BetJamaica but I don't trust blacks with my money. Can you vouch for them, or is there a better site than them?

Last thing. Because you gave me a great deal and let me send $3000 instead of $25,000, do I get less quality picks? Or less picks in general? Also, if I lose $3000 on bets (I HOPE I DON'T!) then do you stop sending picks? How long will my $3000 last me? Thanks for being so patient with me, I've never dealt with a professional service before.

This is good

[kmarinouofm]

ok email sent to him with keyboard's response.. i even marked the email as important .. lets see what happens!!!

[kmarinouofm]

Also .. How in the Hell is this thread not been nominated at least once by now???

[keyboarding]

Also .. How in the Hell is this thread not been nominated at least once by now???

He hasn't replied with anything decent yet. By the way, sending him something is a risky idea. I remember reading about someone who sent something to a Nigerian scammer, it was hilarious and everyone was having fun, then the guy sending the emails and playing the prank disappeared and was never heard from again.

Figure that one out.

[jellobiafra]

kmarinouofm,

Fukk this fraud. I will provide the same service for only $1000.

Go get an envelope.

NOW!

[kmarinouofm]

kmarinouofm,

Fukk this fraud. I will provide the same service for only $1000.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/images/editor/separator.gif

Go get an envelope.

NOW!

LOL thanks jello.. but i don't want the service nor would i tail any capper blindly .. thanks for the offer though..

[jellobiafra]

Alright! $500.... but this is the LAST accommodation.

[kmarinouofm]

He hasn't replied with anything decent yet. By the way, sending him something is a risky idea. I remember reading about someone who sent something to a Nigerian scammer, it was hilarious and everyone was having fun, then the guy sending the emails and playing the prank disappeared and was never heard from again.

Figure that one out.

i knew that guy.. turns out he is taking bets over the phone at some bullshit post up shop in Africa.. the chairs are made of metal and have electric currents running through them.. that way the "manager" can shock the CS staff when anyone calls in for a payout.. He has a machete he uses on CS employees who's customers complain about them on SBR.. needless to say i will be sending .34 cents a day for the rest of my life to my old rep..

Check it out

https://www.GamblingSafari.com

[kmarinouofm]

Here is his response to keyboard

1. Don't do NHL but can get you some plays from someone who specializes if need be as he plays a few nights a week.

2. Envelope can be any color but must be put into a priority mail and sent next day air.

3. Bills can be anything just as long as total is 3K

4. Plays are sent to email M-F before 630 pm eastern and weekend varies. Can send plays on your cell/voicemail if need be but you must give plenty of notice in advance.

5. You will get same rollsroyce top of the line select plays as everyone. Quality not volume key to success.

6.You will get plays building bankroll and hopefully after bowls are finished you will be able to take care more after New Years and still continue to get stuff. Done everything to accomodate and trying to cater to your situation. You still could get 5 friends and each chip in 5 K and would be set or 3 friends chip in 5 K or 2 friends chip in 5 K any scenario but you claimed you don't have anybody who wants to make major moolah for some reason.

7. Offshore Accounts: 5 dimes.com, caribsports.com, betcrisis.com, betus.com, bodogsports.com anyone of these if your looking to use them instead of bartender.

8. Once priority mail received you will get started so let know when ready get rolling early next week.

[kmarinouofm]

bump bump

[MrX]

7. Offshore Accounts: 5 dimes.com, caribsports.com, betcrisis.com, betus.com, bodogsports.com anyone of these if your looking to use them instead of bartender.

betcrisis.com.

Was that your Freudian slip, or his?

[flyingillini]

Send him your toe nail clippings in a package. I will even pay for the package to be sent.

[kmarinouofm]

betcrisis.com.

Was that your Freudian slip, or his?

OMG you are right.. i didn't even notice that.. Too Funny !!

i pasted it exactly from the email..

[kmarinouofm]

bump bump..

[RealSlimShady]

I have a FedEx tracking number if you want. You can tell him you had your secretary send a few packages out yesterday and he shouldve got it by now. He'll go nuts when he tracks it and sees that it got delivered elsewhere.

[StraitShooter]

Send him your toe nail clippings in a package. I will even pay for the package to be sent.

[StraitShooter]

I was gonna say nose hairs too

better not send him nothing personal

he could be a santaria guy

and then he will be in your dreams

[big joe 1212]

[kmarinouofm]

where is keyboard??? he has been my sidekick on this whole thing!!!