Listen to this Clown

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 05:55 PM

i just responded to him.. told him i will give him 100 dollars..

want to see if he bites.. this could be really funny

InTheHole · 11-08-09, 05:56 PM

How did he get your email?

Stacocakes · 11-08-09, 05:57 PM

haha who would ever do something like that?
I guess if he sends that email to thousands of people it doesn't cost anything to him but maybe he will catch someone that is stupid enough to pay for his picks. At 25,000 though that is not very reasonable...maybe 250 bucks tops

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by InTheHole

How did he get your email?

no idea.. maybe off some type of news letter i joined or someshit.. i get some much mail its not even funny. i even get real mail sent to me from touts.. but i never use them...

i am going to have some fun with this.. it doesn't seem like he can even speak english

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Stacocakes

haha who would ever do something like that?
I guess if he sends that email to thousands of people it doesn't cost anything to him but maybe he will catch someone that is stupid enough to pay for his picks. At 25,000 though that is not very reasonable...maybe 250 bucks tops

i don't get it either man.. i offered him 100 bucks to see what would happen.. lets have some fun with this guy...

look at his response after i offered him 100 bucks

WHY SAY SERIOUS AND THEN DO NOTHING. MINIMIUM 5 K AND TAKE CARE MORE AFTER ITS THAT SIMPLE. YOU WANT MAJOR CASH MAKE THE COMMITMENT AND REAP REWARD OR SUFFER WITH EVERYONE WHO GETS PUMMELED.

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 06:12 PM

what should my response be??

whatsgood5 · 11-08-09, 06:13 PM

Haha I can't stand those assholes who feel the needs to type in all caps. All that's gonna do is piss people off. That being said, seems like a really good offer and this fellow is very professional.

InTheHole · 11-08-09, 06:14 PM

Come back with 250.00 or "never send me an email again"

InTheHole · 11-08-09, 06:15 PM

say "if you do well the first week I will provide you a list of 20 active whales lookin for sharp action", If yes, provide him with this list http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...Extremes.shtml

TT22 · 11-08-09, 06:15 PM

Tell him to make the plays and take his cut from winnings. Then send the rest to you.

keyboarding · 11-08-09, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

i don't get it either man.. i offered him 100 bucks to see what would happen.. lets have some fun with this guy...

look at his response after i offered him 100 bucks

WHY SAY SERIOUS AND THEN DO NOTHING. MINIMIUM 5 K AND TAKE CARE MORE AFTER ITS THAT SIMPLE. YOU WANT MAJOR CASH MAKE THE COMMITMENT AND REAP REWARD OR SUFFER WITH EVERYONE WHO GETS PUMMELED.

Tell him you don't have $5000, only $3000. Ask if he takes things like iPhones, watches, and gold.

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by keyboarding

Tell him you don't have $5000, only $3000. Ask if he takes things like iPhones, watches, and gold.

i am going with this response.. i will be back

kmarinouofm · 11-08-09, 06:48 PM

ok he got back to me.. this is what he said

DON'T LIKE SARCASM WHEN TRYING TO HELP SOMEONE AS LONG AS THEY ARE SERIOUS AND TAKE CARE MORE AFTER BUILDING BANKROLL WITH TRUST. FRIENDS, BORROW, LOAN, JOB WHATEVER IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ALL FOR SOME REASON. 3 K FINAL ACCOMODATION

whats the response guys??

TT22 · 11-08-09, 07:07 PM

Tell him you only have 2k now, after the Colts screwed you, but your friend owns a currency trading business that's yielding 115% profit a year, if he would like to invest...

keyboarding · 11-08-09, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

ok he got back to me.. this is what he said

DON'T LIKE SARCASM WHEN TRYING TO HELP SOMEONE AS LONG AS THEY ARE SERIOUS AND TAKE CARE MORE AFTER BUILDING BANKROLL WITH TRUST. FRIENDS, BORROW, LOAN, JOB WHATEVER IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ALL FOR SOME REASON. 3 K FINAL ACCOMODATION

whats the response guys??

So he's gone from $25,000 to $5,000 to $3,000. Seems he's flexible.

Reply and say you aren't being sarcastic. Say that you are unsure and aren't used to paying for help gambling. Is it possible to send $2000, and $1000 from your sister? It's still $3000, just different people. Then say your sister just got out of a divorce and her ex-husband doesn't pay child support for their kids, so she really needs the money. So please be careful with her money.

tltaylor89 · 11-08-09, 07:19 PM

A broken clock is right twice a day

PAPSMEAR · 11-08-09, 07:50 PM

tell him you'll pay him $100 for each winning tip and he has to pay you $200 for each losing tip to be settled up at the end of the season

kmarinouofm · 11-09-09, 01:27 AM

ok who's response do you guys like better papsmear or keyboarding?

I am kinda leaning keyboarding just because i feel like it will extend the convo with him longer..

CS-Cedrick · 11-09-09, 02:31 AM

I like keyboarding's

Preston09 · 11-09-09, 02:39 AM

That's hilarious!!

Shortstop · 11-09-09, 05:47 AM

$25,000 seems reasonable.

Gemoka · 11-09-09, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by keyboarding

So he's gone from $25,000 to $5,000 to $3,000. Seems he's flexible.

Reply and say you aren't being sarcastic. Say that you are unsure and aren't used to paying for help gambling. Is it possible to send $2000, and $1000 from your sister? It's still $3000, just different people. Then say your sister just got out of a divorce and her ex-husband doesn't pay child support for their kids, so she really needs the money. So please be careful with her money.

Hahahahaha

acarmelo1 · 11-09-09, 10:24 AM

Any response?

kmarinouofm · 11-09-09, 12:41 PM

i am going with keyboarding's response.. i will post back soon guys.. glad everyone is enjoying this..

acarmelo1 · 11-09-09, 12:47 PM

This is fun

kmarinouofm · 11-10-09, 01:54 PM

Hey guys he came back.. I sent KeyBoards Response.. i will post below

This is what i said as KeyBoard's Response
"I am not being sarcastic. I was just unsure and not used to paying for help gambling. Is it possible to send $2000, and $1000 from my sister? It's still $3000, just different people. My sister just got out of a divorce and her ex-husband doesn't pay child support for their kids, so she really needs the money. So please be careful with her money."

His response

"Put 3 K into a white sealed envelope into a priority mail and send next day air. Once sent need the tracking number in order to receive it as well as the name your sending it under, state, town, zip code. Once received you will be notified immediately and get started its that simple. Plays sent before 6:30 eastern M-F and weekend varies. Giving you hoops/pigskin building your bankroll. Let know when ready to send so can tell you info where to mail.

JD"

kmarinouofm · 11-10-09, 01:55 PM

should we actually send him something? What do you guys think we should do next??

TurkzZ · 11-10-09, 01:58 PM

Tell him you want to meet directly or have somebody send to money to him cos this is your first dealing with him, see if he squirms.

Karayilan9 · 11-10-09, 02:03 PM

Ask for a few free picks before he gets his $$$ see what he says

RealSlimShady · 11-10-09, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

should we actually send him something? What do you guys think we should do next??

No need to. Just give him a fake USPS tracking number. Let him keep trying to track a non existent package.

Karayilan9 · 11-10-09, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by RealSlimShady

No need to. Just give him a fake USPS tracking number. Let him keep trying to track a non existent package.

kmarinouofm · 11-10-09, 02:06 PM

lots of good ideas.. i wish we knew somebody at UPS.. so we could send him a real number and he could track it all the way to his town only to see it go somewhere else!!

daggerkobe · 11-10-09, 02:06 PM

Send him anthrax.

RealSlimShady · 11-10-09, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

lots of good ideas.. i wish we knew somebody at UPS.. so we could send him a real number and he could track it all the way to his town only to see it go somewhere else!!

Wait for a day or two. I might have an actual USPS tracking number for you. He will track it and see it get delivered elsewhere. He will cry like a baby thinking it got delivered to a wrong addess. Then you can call and yell at him ala JJGold.