WTF happened to hot stewardesses?

[bmw530i]

"Beauti-fackin-ful" lol Be safe Prick

They should all look like this or in that movie with Di Caprio.

[The Prick]

paver I'm movin an shakin son. beemer from yer lips ta gods ear, ain't seen any close to that class

[Dad]

Japanese carriers are still filled with hotties. Maximum age is 28 for a flight attendant.

[The Prick]

holy christ done flown 129,000 miles this year an finally got one hawt stew! kinda bitchy tho, caught taken a pic of her bendin over an quit bringin me drinks. even the homos an old fat broads bring ya drinks when ya hit that light deal but not this broad. think she might be rascist against fat white old drunks, I'm callin the rainbow coalition an my overall wearin lawyer

[rookie]

Prick,

Tell us some stories (preferably the good ones) about your trips outside the US. Maybe in the remaining BTP threads.

[Kaps]

most of them are dogs now

[Kaps]

unless your flying on the european airlines ....ive seen some hot ones when i fly with iberia to spain ....wow

[DwightShrute]

Affirmative action

[pico]

Affirmative action

[Dark Horse]

Those are the same stewardesses you grew up with, they just got old.

[hawk 5]

Harveys pissed. He'll take care of this for you pricker, just as soon as we get him sobber. By the looks of things it could be a while.

[St.Aquinas]

The newer ones stay closer to home these days and now work at Hooters.

[Brakon00]

fly private like me and get 2-3 hookers like me and my buddies....nuthin better than flyin in first class with chicken wings, beer and football and Bj's during halftime

[MJT1212]

yea all homos, boo

[Nickelicious]

fly private like me and get 2-3 hookers like me and my buddies....nuthin better than flyin in first class with chicken wings, beer and football and Bj's during halftime

I want in on his private Idaho.

[madmaxx]

[The Prick]

hot damn boys looks like my luck is changin in AughtTen, there's a young hardbody bringin my beer right now. gonna try an get a movie of her bendin over fer you sex-free losers

[Mudcat]

Happy New Year and enjoy the booty, ya big galoot.

[20Four7]

Prick:

There are NO stewardesses anymore.... they are flight attendants. If you find a stewardess she's in a porn movie......

Now put the prick away and just fly to where your going.

BTW it's NOT Ombama's fault either...... but stricly political correctness.

[The Prick]

Fackin homeland security whooreshit. whats it mean when they put ya on a no fly list? mudder can ya bail me out pal?

[Mudcat]

What happened? 8 seconds ago you were happily waiting for a brewski and some mile-high badonkadonk in the face - and now you are in some kind of custody?

Was there a fruit basket sticking out the back and all hell broke loose?

[The Prick]

all good, sumthin about terroristic threats or sum shit. guess these decent lookin broads ( one every 49 flights) get riled up when you elbow a boob on the way by.

[Mudcat]

[pavyracer]

If they want to thwart terrorist attacks they should hire strippers for stewardesses. Imagine having an explosive device in your genitals and you get a lap dance. You will immediately switch sides and become a good guy.

[The Prick]

paver id fly some godforsaken place every friggin week if they had stripper stewardesses. make it happen pal, i know you know fuggers in charge of shit like that