WTF happened to hot stewardesses?

pico · 10-26-09, 07:08 AM

i blame the democrats. only asian airlines has young chicks. singapore airline is #1. love the uniform

ANA and JAL are nice too because they have nice uniforms.

try to avoid taiwanese airlines

pico · 10-26-09, 07:08 AM

US airlines by far has the most homos and old hags. european airlines aren;t that much better.

Skidcom · 10-26-09, 07:10 AM

Political correctness....another reason why lawyers suck (unless you need one)

KingJIM · 10-26-09, 07:13 AM

I read on espn Vikings Coach Brad Childress dressed up as a Stewardess with high heels and everything on plane to Pittsburg to lossen up his team. Guess it didn't work.

The Prick · 10-26-09, 07:18 AM

ok so now this granny already pissed me off. Hit the light fer another drink an she tells me the stews are for my safety not ta fetch shit. you ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky bitch make me a turkey pot pie

wtf · 10-26-09, 07:25 AM

hot women have many more options than twenty years ago

but the usa airlines with their unions and PC are the worst

shhhhh22 · 10-26-09, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by KingJIM

I read on espn Vikings Coach Brad Childress dressed up as a Stewardess with high heels and everything on plane to Pittsburg to lossen up his team. Guess it didn't work.

Maybe it did... a little TOO much.

pdx107 · 10-26-09, 08:17 AM

ive had a few decent looking ones on southwest before....

pavyracer · 10-26-09, 08:21 AM

If you want to see hot stewardesses fly with foreign airlines.

capitalist pig · 10-26-09, 08:23 AM

I remember when stewardesses were limited to a certain weight, and our baggage was wasnt. Now are baggage is limited and the stewardesses arent.

later

teaserpleaser · 10-26-09, 08:26 AM

korean air has some hot chicks...emirates as well hot!...american airline not so much.

Shark79 · 10-26-09, 08:33 AM

I had the same question BTP .... Continental and AA are lagging BIG TIME on hot chicks.

The Prick · 10-26-09, 09:12 AM

CAL always got hot chicks strollin thru the airport in stew uniforms but they ain't never on my flights

maersksealand · 10-26-09, 09:24 AM

Those are the same stewardesses you grew up with, they just got old.

Willie Bee · 10-26-09, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

ok so now this granny already pissed me off. Hit the light fer another drink an she tells me the stews are for my safety not ta fetch shit. you ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky bitch make me a turkey pot pie

And you wonder why your upgrades aren't taken care of expeditiously.

The Prick · 10-26-09, 09:30 AM

beaver I'm stuck on a runway now, have been fer damn near 3 hours an they tell me they can't bring me no more drinks? WTF, I ain't drivin no where. this ol' cow got Homeland Security on speed dial, I'm bout ta get on CNN

dmtrader · 10-26-09, 09:41 AM

Foreign airlines (like Singapore) or first class if you are looking for hot stews

Shark79 · 10-26-09, 09:48 AM

Prick u flying to CR ?

smarmy · 10-26-09, 09:58 AM

I blame the womens rights movement. should have been squashed at the first meeting. Also, gay activists. Like gays should have the right to work. recokulous.

MickChunky · 10-26-09, 10:03 AM

Iceland Air has some fine ones

rookie · 10-26-09, 10:20 AM

Hot Stewardess – Pretty stewardesses: pics and video

http://hotstewardess.com/

Top 10: Hot stewardess airlines below. What the heck is Air France doing in this list ? Have a look at the stipulation for Thai Airways.

10. Air France
They could very well follow the French ideal of passion over happiness.
9. Air New Zealand
Durex’s 2005 sex survey finds Kiwis even hornier than Americans.
8. All Nippon Airlines
ANA offers a line of anime-faced dolls wearing uniforms from the past and present — maybe they’re intended for the kids, maybe not. Either way, it makes the real stewardesses even hotter.
7. Cathay Pacific
Cathay Pacific stewardesses are equally adept at covering runways on a plane and onstage.
6. Gulf Air
Gulf Air offers its Sky Nanny service on select flights, giving you a great excuse to interact with the beauties.
5. Hooters Air
In the event of a water landing, they had their own flotation devices.
4. Qantas
The airline’s requirements of an “excellent level of health and fitness” and “natural, genuine, engaging, and confident personalities” ensure your continued presence in their seats.
3. Southwest
Genuinely great attitudes to go along with their looks.
2. Thai Airways International
The Thai Airways International requires its stewardesses to be single, Thai nationals. They are also required to be at least 5’2” with proportional weight. It’s worth the effort to fly Thai.
1. Virgin Atlantic
Virgin’s red skirts are tailored to show off figures rather well; certainly better than most uniforms we’ve seen. Most flights on Virgin are long. What makes them especially hot: Combine the name Virgin with hot women… your imagination will take care of the rest.

teaserpleaser · 10-26-09, 10:26 AM

Thai airways can do that because most of the woman are tiny... not like the US where the avg chick is the size of a plus size model.

blackbart · 10-26-09, 11:52 AM

unions
blame it on the unions, they forced the airlines to stop the discrimination policies it had against old and ugly

thespeculator · 10-26-09, 11:57 AM

british airways are the worst, wasn't always that , they have really gone down hill, the flight attendant don't need to be great looking , but polite would be nice, fukk some are just nasty and rude

thespeculator · 10-26-09, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by blackbart

unions
blame it on the unions, they forced the airlines to stop the discrimination policies it had against old and ugly

The Prick · 10-26-09, 12:30 PM

Beauti-fackin-ful. Stuck inna airport fer 6 more hours now I'm gonna be Big Drunk Prick. Ain't easy bein a innerweb rock star

Dad · 10-26-09, 12:51 PM

You used to see nothing but hot young stewardesses. Not they're gay guys and MILF's. I guess the airlines couldn't afford to pay the Mile High prostitution fees any longer to stay competitive.

Also, I remember not too long ago when the cocktail waitresses in Las Vegas were all hot. Not anymore. Sometimes I wonder if it's still worth it to drink free when I get served by some of those ugly skanks.

keyboarding · 10-26-09, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by wtf

hot women have many more options than twenty years ago

Mmhmm.

reno cool · 10-26-09, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by Dad

You used to see nothing but hot young stewardesses. Not they're gay guys and MILF's. I guess the airlines couldn't afford to pay the Mile High prostitution fees any longer to stay competitive.

Also, I remember not too long ago when the cocktail waitresses in Las Vegas were all hot. Not anymore. Sometimes I wonder if it's still worth it to drink free when I get served by some of those ugly skanks.

yep, it's amazing they got 80 year old grannys serving drinks at some of these casinos. Give this broad a pension and tell her to stay home for ****s sake. Not exactly a party atmosphere. I have to say no as fast as possible just to get them the **** away before I throw up.

blackbart · 10-26-09, 02:19 PM

airlines as well as casino's would love to axe them as these women are knockin down serious coin.

The Prick · 10-26-09, 03:14 PM

less than 1/2 way thru the Bataan Death Layover an already cut off at 2 bars. if these fukkers only knew

AMBlai01 · 10-26-09, 03:20 PM

Just another sign of the economy. The hot young ones were run off when all these airlines did cut backs and had to lay off women. The first to go were the ones that hadn't been there that long. All that is left on all these airlines are the women that had been flight attendants for 20+ years and are now just expected to do more flights per week.

The Prick · 10-26-09, 04:53 PM

one last bar an still 2 fargin hours til flight. am seein more 7-8 type stews sloggin around but it might could just be the beer goggles

pavyracer · 10-26-09, 04:58 PM

Is the Prick really flying to Bangkok or is this part of his schtick?