I owe a bookie $6000,suggestions?

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Don't be so sure that nothing will happen to you if you stiff someone.

NOBODY JUST GETS SCRATCHED OFF THE LIST. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A REAL MUTHAPHUKKIN G LIKE BURT-RAPP.

I THINK ITS NICER TO BE THE GUY THAT PEOPLE OWE MONEY TO.

[Chi_archie]

I learned from this thread that zubzub has been arrested 52 times for eating food, and then leaving......



AND THEN GETTING CAUGHT.....


is it that hard to get away? damn the fbi must constantly be patrolling restaurants

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Yeah zubzub is pretty thugged out. Its pretty amazing how people get caught at things. I've commited like 3-4000 crimes and i've never been caught (just kidding of course, haha).

The cops that started this thread are hoping to get some confessions, but all they got is zubzub's dine and dash record. Lol.

Better get some undercover air force cadets on burt rapp though, 3 felonies a day???
Haha, i was just joking with you dude, don't smoke me!

[Chi_archie]

I've been caught at OVER 58 (yes that means 59) misdemeanors, petty thefts, and being a drunk that can't control himself nor has friends to reign him in when the authorities come around

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Burt's right though, all the 9-5ers online taking gangster. It's pretty ez to spot.... Or comical, but, 9-5 life is the way to go, and it almost always pays more than doing dirt.

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Chi, you got to be a less beligerrant drunk! How do you get caught dine and dashing, are you a real big fat slow person?? Just wondering.

[Chi_archie]

all of the above, and the sad thing is that not only do I get caught I do HARD time.... HARD ya know what I mean?

yet I keep doing it again and again.... I can't get the HARD time out of my head

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

And if you are big and fat, why don't you just straight arm the restaurant managerz on your get-a-way?

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

No i don't know what you mean. But sorry to hear that bro. Maybe just go gay and accept it. Then you'll have hard times out of your head.

[Chi_archie]

I tried stiff arming the manager a few times, but that made me drop the CHAIR I was STEALING and it landed on my old hs turf toe injury..... it all snow balled from there but that only happened OVER 8 times

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

sorry you STEAL all of those CHAIRS if I was the manager it would have happen 9.5 TIMES and it would be real HARD for your to TAKE IT but you might like that and it would be in your HEAD.

So is this guy fishing for a chair robbery that took place in 1998 or something?

[Shahbucks]

To hell with that. Get 6,000 more in credit and bet it on a Underdog so you can still pay him back and see a profit. JK Just settle something with the guy since its killing you. Maybe part with a few assets, bring the guys a few new customers, your girl give him some head or something. And man only a slight few selected people who know what they are doing should ever gamble on credit. A life could be in dept in most places.

[nybigapple]

Hmm.... considering you won $600 and were paid.... you really just lost $400. Pay the G you owe. There aren't too many things worse than a welcher.

Your friend is on his own...

[zubzub]

I learned from this thread that zubzub has been arrested 52 times for eating food, and then leaving......AND THEN GETTING CAUGHT.....

is it that hard to get away?

Yes, it is that hard to get away. For example: at your own (Chicago) Numero Dos Pizza I had eaten 3/4 of a very large Pizza, some salad and breadsticks and drank at least 5 Michelobs (in bottles).

The nature of Dine-and-Dash is that one, knowing that no payment will be required, stuffs as much food and alcoholic beverages down their gullet as possible.

This equals too full of food to run and at least partially drunk to boot.

On top of all that, at Numero Dos, I spent way to long there which resulted in my escape path (front door) blocked by the lineup of those waiting to get in for dinner (I had begun dining at lunch).

That wasn't what got me caught though, I made it out and free into the Chicago street. Only to be pursued by my waitress who began chasing my beer and pizza/salad/bread stuffed ass down the street around a corner then down that street.


She was 7 months pregnant. Large with child.

I gave up.


My surrender was viewed as compassionate but the truth was my side hurt too much to keep on running and it was a mistake to try to take the rest of the pizza with me in a to go box....they gave me a way too big box. It was a challenge to run with that box.



Theres way more to a dine-and-dash then most realize.

[Scooter]

Tebowl - "....I fully intended on settling up but he was being such a dick that I decided im not going to pay anything..."

Bullsh*t. You already planned to stiff, he just provided you with an excuse to try to justify it to yourself.

[bigsassyster]

Get some balls.
Get a job.
Get a brain.

[jenspulver123]

Ok, you should be prepared for anything! I know guys who use biker gangs to do this for a living. They compare it to hunting deer. The stories I hear are brutal. If they come to your door there is usually two and when you answer they will beat you in your house when you answer the door. Be careful could or could not happen! Arm yourself when you answer the door and do not go out in public for at least two years. Good luck!

[drfunkmaster]

Give him some SBR points... if not who cares... They wont do anything..

[jenspulver123]

[MathewXB]

I am with MastaB pay what you lost! As for the other guy FUK him if he dose pay up!!!!

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

who the hell takes a $6000 bet with no cash up front? yeah I want the Oilers for $6000 and I'll pay you if I lose. Doesn't happen.

[soli]

Pay the Man...even if it's a payment plan...Pay the Man