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  • Cougar Bait
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-04-07
    • 18282

    #36
    I say go into that courtroom, look the judge right in the eye, turn around, and take a huge dump on his bench.

    Then ask him if he wants to headbutt you.
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    • GELATINOUS CUBE
      SBR MVP
      • 08-09-09
      • 4534

      #37
      Ok, so the story is true? I don't really believe or disbelieve anything I read here. But regardless, you fucin broke his jaw with a head butt??? You tha man!!! When I'm in OZ, maybe I could hire you as a bodyguard or something. You just gotta run after you kick someone's ass. I mean the cops are gonna get you. I mean, I fucced this clown up, like a few months ago, but there were rent-a-cops all over so I took off running. I mean the train was right there, but I ran and then walked down the frontage road to the next stop and then waited off down the path for the train to come, because. Well that's why I have so many recent posts, and I'm not in county jail!!! haha.
      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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      • lakerboy
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-02-09
        • 94383

        #38
        papsmear you were one of the most hated guys here when you went to jail now go back
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        • Richkas
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-03-08
          • 19396

          #39
          You had to have a prior record to get that for a head butt.
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          • GELATINOUS CUBE
            SBR MVP
            • 08-09-09
            • 4534

            #40
            This guy is definitely 100% Ozzie! All his later posts have at least one reference to a sexual organ or a sexually transmitted disease. And he suddenly stopped posting around August 15th. Welcome back Mate! I bet that guy won't be spitting at people any more!
            blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
            mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
            gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
            overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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            • oiler
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-06-09
              • 6585

              #41
              Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
              You be the judge. Is 6 weeks in prison for breaking a guys nose with a good old fashioned head butt after being spat at fair? I just viewed it as a draw but the fuzz and judge viewed it differently. I get a month and a half inside and this other scrotum sack doesn't get so much as charged. So what if he has to slurp his food through a straw ... I didn't start it...I didn't asked to be spat at...surely just because he comes off worse for wear shouldn't mean there are no criminal consequences for him. No only did I get stuck with his saliva but his blood also. Had all the tests. Still waiting for the results. Probably some HIV drug f&^$ed poo pounder with AIDS. It's a real worry. I get a stretch plus the worry of all that he gets to nurse a sore jaw. Where's the justice in all that?
              if somebody spit at him,he could be arrested for assault
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              • TheLock
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-06-08
                • 14427

                #42
                Originally posted by Richkas
                You had to have a prior record to get that for a head butt.


                For the first time ever, I completely agree what this guy says.
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                • GELATINOUS CUBE
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-09-09
                  • 4534

                  #43
                  Come on, the law is different in Australia. It's not even the same in every state in the U.S. or in Europe. I mean I don't know. In Oz you get 6 weeks for assault, if the cops are being jerks. Welcome back Mate. Poor guy gets out of the joint, and nobody believes his story.
                  blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                  mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                  gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                  overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-09-09
                    • 4534

                    #44
                    Or maybe he's a detective trying to get info on crimes. Snooping for confessions.
                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                    • bettilimbroke999
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-04-08
                      • 13254

                      #45
                      Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
                      Geez the point is what would you do if you were spat on without provocation. Say thanks and keep walking? Ask him to please not do it again? Tell his Mum? Some things I'll tolerate other things I won't. Spitting is one of them.
                      In the judges defense this was the guy pap headbutted

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                      • PAPSMEAR
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-13-09
                        • 2581

                        #46
                        When I got sent down the Magistrate (judge equivalent here) said the attack was unprovoked (I'd like to spit in that scabs face and see if he thinks it is unprovoked) and I needed a stint in the bin as deterent to others to curb increasing street violence at night...effectively wanting to make an example of me. CTV footage couldn't pick up him spitting, the bouncers denied seeing the spit and no witnesses came forward. It was my word against this shitbag's broken nose. BTW I didn't actually break his jaw, just his nose, but in his victim impact statement to the Court he said he has swelling and bruising on his cheekbone, jaw and eyes. Honestly you should of heard the shit he wrote. He can't sleep at night, he no longer goes out, he has nightmares, he gets headaches, blurred vision...on and on and on he went. G is right. He's now bring a criminal compensation claim against me for pain and suffering and his medcial bills and whatever else he can dream up. What a crazy screwed up World we live in.
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                        • jellobiafra
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 03-08-09
                          • 6291

                          #47
                          Originally posted by mmike032
                          yes, I did and it was sarcasm. guess you didnt catch it.
                          Mike.... my bad man. I was hoping it was sarcasm, because it was so cliche. Ya got me.
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