Be honest guys.

Mikail · 09-25-09, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by stats13

you know what the best part is of jerking off at work? realizing you are getting paid while doing it. you are like a hooker to yourself and someone else is paying the bill.

Bump!

manny24 · 09-25-09, 06:33 PM

i own a tree service...we take down and remove large trees around people's houses and businesses...unfortunately, the chaps that i wear for climbing trees don't have a pocket big enough for a bottle of ky...which is too bad b/c there's really no better time to slap your meat around than when you're 80' up in a pine tree with a running chainsaw.

paco · 09-25-09, 08:41 PM

Manny u funny as shit,

Glada Tartan · 09-25-09, 08:53 PM

Of course.. I´m working with a lot of nice lookin´ women.

Karomesis · 09-25-09, 11:51 PM

Paco, 1 word...Astroglide.

it's 100X better than what you're using. I used that shit when I was like 11.

it's time to move on to more refined masturbation experiences.

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paco · 09-26-09, 12:09 AM

Thx Karo, i will try it

raydog · 09-26-09, 12:11 AM

paco, im kinda fouled up. whats that slow bumpin song you said you like to play on your way home from the club. you posted the youtube in a drunk thead a while back

InTheHole · 09-26-09, 12:12 AM

All the time in my co-workers offices...part of my sick revenge plan.

paco · 09-26-09, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by raydog

paco, im kinda fouled up. whats that slow bumpin song you said you like to play on your way home from the club. you posted the youtube in a drunk thead a while back

Sometimes by Noreaga

rake922 · 09-26-09, 12:51 AM

we all put the semen in our coffee because it's fun

BGS 9.5 · 09-26-09, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Bread

This one time when things were really slow, I welded together a naked woman out of defective spokes. Oh man was she hot.

I think you know how this story ends...

yea you spoke pro

LVHerbie · 09-26-09, 01:29 AM

Can't relate as I've been successfully unemployed for a few years now...

LVHerbie · 09-26-09, 01:30 AM

Not the really the same thing but I used to masturbate alot when I was still getting unemployment checks a few years ago...

LVHerbie · 09-26-09, 01:34 AM

Also jerked off once in the restroom while waiting at a plasma center...

paco · 10-06-09, 06:22 AM

Just rubbed 1 out this early morning

illmatick · 10-06-09, 06:25 AM

yes twice.

I even jacked off once at church when I was like 13

never told anyone else that, feels good to get off my chest

have to love forums for that reason alone

PASS IT ON · 10-06-09, 06:26 AM

i done it, and i ****ed my ex in her bfs office.....

PASS IT ON · 10-06-09, 06:28 AM

in other words the slut ****ed me then moved to the boss........ damn........... lol still doing her.......

paco · 10-06-09, 06:29 AM

Kool, illmatic, did u get hard by some hot looking nun? Hahaha, do u watch The show "Californication"? I love 1st episode where he's dreaming of getting head from a nun @ church

illmatick · 10-06-09, 06:37 AM

not a Nun, it was one of those Jubilee christian churches that I was forced to attend as a kid, lot of bullshit singing and dancing, I was in one of the front rows and one of the church dancer's titties kept floppin around, at that age my dick was always semi hard so it didn't take much, I ended up going to the restroom and nutting all over myself, used that foamy soap from the restrooms which sucks because it dries up quick and almost leaves a pinching feeling once it starts to evaporate around you cock, at the time I remember feeling ashamed of myself but as the years have gone by and I have strayed further from god I have become at peace with the whole situation