Be honest guys.

[paco]

Whos jacked off @ work? Its tuff not to with all this mobile porn. Ive actually jacked off in a members Audi R8

[paco]

I know i am not the only 1. Man up and admit it u fvcks

[jjgold]

Never

[lys3rg0]

thankfully i work from home

[Bread]

This one time when things were really slow, I welded together a naked woman out of defective spokes. Oh man was she hot.

I think you know how this story ends...

[AMBlai01]

Absolutely not.....you sick fukk

[Bread]

Amby you work in hotels. Your input isn't even needed here. We know what goes on.

[paco]

I keep lotion and vaseline in my locker in case of emergency hornyness. I cannot valet safely when i am horny

[Bread]

Paco be sure to keep some tissue paper handy as well to clean up your Muslim babies!

[paco]

Paco be sure to keep some tissue paper handy as well to clean up your Muslim babies!

Tissue paper sticks to the cock after u have dribblers left, regular cloth rag is best, or a pair of my neighbors panties

[Shark79]

LOL .... great thread.

Bread is all over it too.

[Shark79]

Never have ... might have to one day ...

[Bread]

I called JustBet customer service once and some guy named Nate was breathing mightily heavily on the phone.

Hmmm......

[Shark79]

U fvk

[paco]

[paco]

It is amazing Sharky, always the thrill of ur boss walking in on u while u stroking ur meat. Actually that might turn out ok cuz my boss is fvcken hot. 29 year old French Csnadien chik. I think i will go rub 1 out right now

[paco]

If more people did it, it will reduce the violence at work by 90%.

[themajormt]

A friend of mine from college was from NYC, he would jerk off 5 times on his drive from Buffalo to NYC... Was a very sick individual...

[Deuce]

Why on Earth would you whack off with vaseline? It's not water soluble. What a fukkin wreck that would be.

[paco]

Why on Earth would you whack off with vaseline? It's not water soluble. What a fukkin wreck that would be.

Mix just a bit of vaseline with Keri lotion, best lube ever

[paco]

Absolutely not.....you sick fukk

How does this make me a sick fvck??

[keyboarding]

I've had sex at work, that seems like the more normal thing to do.

[stats13]

i used to keep a playboy at my desk under a stack of papers in a drawer. i'd wrap it in papers, stick it in my pocket, go to a bathroom away from most people and jerk of.

i thoguth this was standard

[Deuce]

I've had sex at work, that seems like the more normal thing to do.

Yes, on top of my desk, papers flying while I thrust.


Good times.

[paco]

We are not talking about sex at work duece. We are talking about Jacking off @ work.

[stats13]

you know what the best part is of jerking off at work? realizing you are getting paid while doing it. you are like a hooker to yourself and someone else is paying the bill.

[StraitShooter]

Why on Earth would you whack off with vaseline? It's not water soluble. What a fukkin wreck that would be.

Because he knows it works just fine during sphincter penetration

Never at work..But did mental pics of hotties and used them later..

This one office bitchy little twig..I have fantasized about rupturing her sphincter so that she wakes up with a bad case of hemmes for a month

[stats13]

have you ever rubbed your cock a little bit in a meeting or around a hottie, over the top of your pants, just to give yourself a little stimulation? like a semi-jerkoff?

[paco]

have you ever rubbed your cock a little bit in a meeting or around a hottie, over the top of your pants, just to give yourself a little stimulation? like a semi-jerkoff?

O yea!!

[wtf]

start your own biz

then you have your own office

you can guess what happens from there

[paco]

I guess me and stats are the only 1's

[ZBOIZ]

I get to much pussy to ever Jack off

[paco]

I get Pussy everynight also Zboiz, im talking bout whacking off @ WORK

[ZBOIZ]

I get Pussy everynight also Zboiz, im talking bout whacking off @ WORK

Whacking off really don't excite me. Now if a broad was doing the whacking than that's another story. Damn I want some DOME right now!!!!!

[teaserpleaser]

you know what the best part is of jerking off at work? realizing you are getting paid while doing it. you are like a hooker to yourself and someone else is paying the bill.