Taco's Mailbox Sept-23 2009

20Four7 · 09-27-09, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by MrX

The wannabee tout is using third-level thinking here. This gives him the following defense: "Do you really think I'd be stupid enough to create a ghost with "ghost" in the username...."

Mr. X you almost getting into Meta Level 5 thinking here...... way to advanced for the average reader. I think we need to play a game of 52 pick up to bring it down to the level of the average SBR'r who follows touts.

tacomax · 09-28-09, 01:05 AM

Just had another question from a wannabe tout - what happens when people eventually realise that, despite all the tips that Taco's Mailbox have released, you're no better than a coin-flip?

This is a serious question that affects a lot of wannabe touts. One method is to insult the shit out of them on the forums, call them a pussy boy, fag boy, pathetic loser or ****face. Or why not ridicule them for their community college education (because there is no chance that anyone can find out that you spent half of your college career at one).

But what will happen if people take offence at what you write about them and insult you back? Simple! Contact each and every one of the moderators and complain that nasty little men are picking on you. And repeat this until they are so fukkin' sick of you that they move the offending posts elsewhere.

BadNina · 09-28-09, 01:43 AM

Prof. Taco, is it a reflection of the so called higher education of said wannabe touts to cause the contradiction in insults? Fag boy and pussy boy are pretty well opposites.

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:03 AM

martin blank,

how did that Notre Dame play work out for you? just like I told you, you made a shit pick...good job buddy!...you're an expert!

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:06 AM

tacomax,

I canceled one play last year, N.C. State at home vs. South Florida and canceled the play when it was the exact same line as it was when I played it...if you knew anything about gambling, which you obviously don't and everyone here knows that, you would know that no one (tout or non-tout) has touched my performance the past two years...it's documented...

you are made because I called you ugly and you obviously have a complex about that...it's ok, there's always plastic surgery and the gym...you might have a chance with a Europe 2...

and I will never, ever be a tout...your lack of gambling knowledge shows once again for if I was a tout I would be getting paid to post my picks or I would be selling my picks- both of which I'm not...you just go ahead and sit on the sidelines little boy and let us real handicappers do the heavy lifting...

had you listened to the square bear bunch the past years you might be able to move out of your aunt's house!...hahahahahahahaha

tacomax · 10-01-09, 04:15 AM

tacomax · 10-01-09, 04:19 AM

Pags11 - thanks for posting in my thread and I appreciate you attempts to be insulting (with the little grasp of the English language your $40,000 education gave you). I think it's awesome. You know why? Because you have zero comeback when I post in your threads. You remember when you whined to the mods that I was posting in your threads and told them to put a stop to it? You are such a darling. Love you.

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:20 AM

Hi guys I don't have money for a haircut because I can't ever leave my computer and no one will hire my arrogant ass...I know I couldn't buy any drinks for anyone at the bash but don't worry soon I will move in with my sister and out of my aunt's house!...there's no place like home, there's no place like home...

-tacosnatch

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:23 AM

tacomax,

what's it like to have bad teeth? what's it like to wake up and know that you are a loser? your one purpose in life is to post in a gambling forum when you don't gamble? don't you want more for yourself? don't you want to give back to your community? don't you ever want to score some pussy besides that ugly ass broad you brought to the bash several years ago? rumor was that you paid to have her there and next time if you are going to pay someone, at least get someone cute-wow that chick was ****ing gross!!!!!!

tacomax · 10-01-09, 04:26 AM

This is my new beau. Hot or not?

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:29 AM

the sad thing is tacomax is that the boy in your avatar is actually better looking than you...

hope you don't break any mirrors today...

Bread · 10-01-09, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

Taco you need to leave your Mum's basement and go get LAID!!!!!

MartinBlank · 10-01-09, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by pags11

martin blank,

how did that Notre Dame play work out for you? just like I told you, you made a shit pick...good job buddy!...you're an expert!

Pags. I went 5-2 last week. You went 5-4. Now, I know community college education falls short in this country---but you can figure out on your won that 5-2 is better than 5-4, right?

Oh yeah.

Nice call on Miami.

I missed the ND game by 4 points.

How far did you miss the Miami game by?

How badly did you miss your North Carolina call by? (For the record--I had GT).

The most amusing thing about Pags is that the shit he is posting is the same shit he has been posting since he has been on SBR.

His "insults" are not all that clever. They consist of "fag" "pussy" and a reference to wearing women's clothing. He also seems to enjoy calling himself handsome. Yeah--that ain't faggy. Just sayin'.

The saddest thing in all of this though is that Pags thinks he has accomplished something. Honestly, at the end of the day--all Pags has is that goofy college football thread.

MartinBlank · 10-01-09, 07:15 AM

I had to edit this one because I realized I was linking the innocent (The Prick) to Pags.

My bad.

zubzub · 10-01-09, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

Fag boy and pussy boy are pretty well opposites.

This is true.

Bread · 10-01-09, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Has Pags figured out yet that Bread is constantly making a Prick out of him?

Mudcat · 10-01-09, 08:17 AM

I really hope pags is hoping to be a tout. Because if he is going to all this trouble just for neediness issues, that would be beyond sad.

hhsilver · 10-01-09, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Has Pags figured out yet that Bread is constantly making a Prick out of him?

I wish you hadn't given it away. i wanted to see where it would go.

And if you mean our lovable contest opponent, I'm not sure what you mean.

The Prick · 10-01-09, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Has Pags figured out yet that Bread is constantly making a Prick out of him?

hey now blanker I'm a innocent bystander on this deal! so now Karl got transmogrifying as his superpower?

pags11 · 10-01-09, 04:09 PM

mudcat,

I just hope you don't go back on the herion...why don't you tell everyone here how you were a drug addict and you shoved needles in your arm?

Bread · 10-01-09, 05:27 PM

Mudcat has told us that on several occasions. He's not trying to deny his past.

Pags do you think Appalachian State has any shot this weekend? I do.

obamaismyuncle · 10-01-09, 05:33 PM

Don't even try to keep ****ing with Pags, he's too stupid to realize you been ****ing with him the whole time.

BadNina · 10-01-09, 06:36 PM

Don't say Pags is stupid. He is an internet celebrity!

pags11 · 10-01-09, 10:47 PM

martin blank,

one week you beat me and I'm not even sure if you posted your plays...congrats...

now what's your overall record posting picks and your +/- since posting at SBR and how does it compare to my record? that's what I thought.

you are a square as shit...

nina,

you only wish you could say the same...

bread,

I don't follow the FCS much but I wouldn't bet against that QB...

pags11 · 10-01-09, 10:47 PM

and nice call on Notre Dame last week martin!